Romney believes that heaven lies on the planet Kolob.

Obama believes that you can actually spend your way out of debt, and there are people that are actually going to vote for that guy.....

You do realize that not a single recession or depression has ever been gotten out of by any other means, don't you?

I mean, you do realize that, right?


Well, maybe it does.

And if Obama hadn't gutted the space program, we might have found it by now.

Touché!
 
You say that as if it's any better (or worse?) that all past presidents (and contenders for the office) believed that heaven is an otherwise nameless non-planet.

Spacy on Saturn,
Ellie
 
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Either religion matters or it doesn't. If it doesn't then who cares what he believes? If it does then why single him out?
 
I do not want to be an employee of Mitt Romney. I do not want to be the ant beneath his feet.

He's planning on becoming a God/god, with his Goddess/goddess wife and his Spirit/spirit children.

They will Baptize me after I am dead in their Temple- so their God/god can be my Boss in the Afterlife? Fuck that.

President Obama- Just another CEO of USA Corporation, a division of America, INC.

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

"God that resides near a star called Kolob,"- That would'nt happen to be a relative of the God/god, Cthulhu, would it? We don't even know what we are!

God used to be a man on another planet, (Mormon Doctrine, p. 321; Joseph Smith, Times and Seasons, vol. 5, p. 613-614; Orson Pratt, Journal of Discourses, vol. 2, p. 345; Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, vol. 7, p. 333).
God resides near a star called Kolob, (Pearl of Great Price, p. 34-35; Mormon Doctrine, p. 428).

Mormon Doctrine, p. 321; Joseph Smith, Times and Seasons, vol. 5, p. 613-614; Orson Pratt, Journal of Discourses, vol. 2, p. 345; Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, vol. 7, p. 333
 
Hmmm, do you figure another trillion will do the trick??

The time to cut spending, isn't in the throws of a recession... Any economist worth their weight in salt will tell you that.

For example:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/johntharvey/2011/10/07/the-great-recession/



deficit spending wasn't important to the right wing under the last 3 republican presidents... why is it an issue now that the economy needs a jump start?

Do a little research on what any decent economist says will get us out of the recession.
 
I think that heaven is in Uranus.

No matter which place you mean, you'll likely be exposed to a lot of methane. And it would serve you right. :)

My idea of heaven transcends (ob)noxious gases.

Well, then again... maybe helium...

Lifted in a Luftballoon,
Ellie
 
does his heaven have Pearly Gates? Like your heaven?

My heaven's pearly gates are probably different than yours...

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I've been listening to the book of Mormon lately... for completely unrelated reasons. How accurate is that? I tend to learn about religions from musicals. Don't nay-say Christians, I decided to read the bible after I watched Jesus Christ Superstar and really enjoyed it.
 
I've been listening to the book of Mormon lately... for completely unrelated reasons. How accurate is that? I tend to learn about religions from musicals. Don't nay-say Christians, I decided to read the bible after I watched Jesus Christ Superstar and really enjoyed it.

The book of mormon on tape???

Now this I gotta hear. Who does the reading? Please tell me that it's Leonard Nemoy.
 
Meanwhile, Barack Obama believes in a celestial zombie jew who can cleanse you of the evil in your soul caused by a woman made of ribs and a talking snake.

I don't know if he also believe you have to engage in ritualistic acts of symbolic cannibalism in order to make that happen. But Biden does.
 
Meanwhile, Barack Obama believes in a celestial zombie jew who can cleanse you of the evil in your soul caused by a woman made of ribs and a talking snake.

I don't know if he also believe you have to engage in ritualistic acts of symbolic cannibalism in order to make that happen. But Biden does.

No, Barack is from Kenya, they practice voodoo there...


DUMMY!
 
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