Ya need to invest in a nasal snorkel. Then you can stay down under for hours. It's the secret to all good lesbians.
Oh, wait, he might have meant under water.
I haven't been hiding--I ran out of gas chasing you and had to rest, Sweet Wench. But I'm still in love.
Can't remember the title, see what you do to my little brain, but it was about a girl being chased in a blizzard. Great story.
Hummm I love that story! She's trapped by the snow with a brooding, dark scarred man...who is very, very yummmy! Some girls have all the fun!
How about it Pirate? ...not a snow storm...but a beach...warm water....no clothes...tag...you're it
Was it "Uncle Tom's Cabin" with Liza escaping across the ice-choked Ohio River?
Naughty naked bump!
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My online ship may have holes in her sails, but she'll still sail the seven seas of the internet, mate!
As long as she's willing...Hump the naked pirate girl.
