My Vanity Thread...Please Keep It On the Front Page

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Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
I wouldn't say you need one, but it would sure be fun giving you one. Except with my bare hand on your bare skin, and more a series of caresses than a paddling.


Down boys!!!;)

Go down on you? GREAT Idea!! :kiss::kiss::kiss: :p
 
Hey, babe! Haven't seen you in a while. I've missed you. :heart::kiss::heart:

Bought one of your books.

I know, you've been hiding from me. What's up with that?

I'm flattered. Which one? I hope you weren't too disappointed in my childish attempts.
 
I know, you've been hiding from me. What's up with that?


I'm flattered. Which one? I hope you weren't too disappointed in my childish attempts.

I haven't been hiding--I ran out of gas chasing you and had to rest, Sweet Wench. But I'm still in love.:heart::kiss:


Can't remember the title, see what you do to my little brain, but it was about a girl being chased in a blizzard. Great story.:rose:
 
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Evening matey!

I can't decide which movie to watch tonight: Category 7: The End of the World or 10.5 Apocalypse. What would you folks recommend?
 
I haven't been hiding--I ran out of gas chasing you and had to rest, Sweet Wench. But I'm still in love.:heart::kiss:


Can't remember the title, see what you do to my little brain, but it was about a girl being chased in a blizzard. Great story.:rose:


Hummm I love that story! She's trapped by the snow with a brooding, dark scarred man...who is very, very yummmy! Some girls have all the fun!

How about it Pirate? ...not a snow storm...but a beach...warm water....no clothes...tag...you're it;):kiss::heart:
 
I'm thinking of going with 10.5 Apocalypse myself - due to the scene where the Los Vegas strip slides into a giant sinkhole.
 
I haven't been hiding--I ran out of gas chasing you and had to rest, Sweet Wench. But I'm still in love.:heart::kiss:


Can't remember the title, see what you do to my little brain, but it was about a girl being chased in a blizzard. Great story.:rose:

Was it "Uncle Tom's Cabin" with Liza escaping across the ice-choked Ohio River? :rolleyes:
 
Hummm I love that story! She's trapped by the snow with a brooding, dark scarred man...who is very, very yummmy! Some girls have all the fun!

How about it Pirate? ...not a snow storm...but a beach...warm water....no clothes...tag...you're it;):kiss::heart:

If I had you nekkid in the water, I'd drown for sure 'cause I can't keep my head under for more than about 3 minutes.:devil::kiss::kiss::heart:
 
If I had you nekkid in the water, I'd drown for sure 'cause I can't keep my head under for more than about 3 minutes.:devil::kiss::kiss::heart:

Ya need to invest in a nasal snorkel. Then you can stay down under for hours. It's the secret to all good lesbians. ;)

Oh, wait, he might have meant under water. :eek:
 
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