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Ishmael

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I'm baby sitting the next door neighbors dog. What a spoiled hound. It's like I should be paid for this shit.

Ishmael
 
I'm baby sitting the next door neighbors dog. What a spoiled hound. It's like I should be paid for this shit.

Ishmael

And, I am drunkenly looking after a pregnant ewe (with my cat as backup) and missing the V8 race as a result.
Ce la vie.
 
And people wonder why an ass at times? <shrug>

Ishmael
 
In the immortal words of Pauline Hanson, "Please explaine?"

*wondering how my ass has any bearing on the topic of preggy sheeps.*
 
In the immortal words of Pauline Hanson, "Please explaine?"

*wondering how my ass has any bearing on the topic of preggy sheeps.*

I left a word out, my mind was a tad ahead of my fingers.

I'll leave it to you to guess the word. :D

"In adversity is opportunity." --- Ishmael *snicker*
 
I shot my 2-tooth ewe. Lost the twins, too.
Time for another bourbon.
I hate prolapses in sheep.
 
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