the ex wants to 'chat'

[girlsmiley]

I know this is the first time you and I've really talked about what we did, but fuck. We've both come to the realisation that you and I breaking up was for the best.

"Still the same. Just hang up on me in the middle of a conversation. Might have to come down there and teach you some manners. Starting with you on your knees"

Oh yeah! And your stupid text "poems" are pissing me off. But you knew they would. Asshole.

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

Damn. I've had ex issues before. I got back with her again, but at least she was sane.

 

[unregistered]

 

[lovetoread]

I dont talk to ex's much. Its better that way.

 

[unregistered]

 

[zipman]

If I was going to teach an ex some manners...


It would start with her bent over a table getting a good spanking and move on to a good ass fucking.

Just sayin'

 

[ChristopherMaxwell]

If I was going to teach an ex some manners...


It would start with her bent over a table getting a good spanking and move on to a good ass fucking.

Just sayin'

Did that with Alex. Saucy slut. She knows how to provoke it, too, and enjoys doing so. She's told me that much, though I already guessed it.

 

[girlsmiley]

I dont talk to ex's much. Its better that way.

The ex and I broke up a long time ago. Years and years ago. He has a girlfriend and a baby now. I'm really happy for them. He called me up last night and we talked for a bit. He said he misses the sex And asked me if he could come and stay for a couple of weeks... do I have any hot girlfriends etc., etc.

I told him to fuck off. Annoying as hell. But I know he's just trying to get a rise out of me. It's quite sad. He's the only man I've truly enjoyed fucking.

 

[girlsmiley]

Chat is down, again.

That's what I should have said before hanging up.

 

[lovetoread]

The ex and I broke up a long time ago. Years and years ago. He has a girlfriend and a baby now. I'm really happy for them. He called me up last night and we talked for a bit. He said he misses the sex And asked me if he could come and stay for a couple of weeks... do I have any hot girlfriends etc., etc.

I told him to fuck off. Annoying as hell. But I know he's just trying to get a rise out of me. It's quite sad. He's the only man I've truly enjoyed fucking.

Is it a pride thing with him? That you no longer prefer him and his dangling parts?

 

[warrior queen]

The ex and I broke up a long time ago. Years and years ago. He has a girlfriend and a baby now. I'm really happy for them. He called me up last night and we talked for a bit. He said he misses the sex And asked me if he could come and stay for a couple of weeks... do I have any hot girlfriends etc., etc.

I told him to fuck off. Annoying as hell. But I know he's just trying to get a rise out of me. It's quite sad. He's the only man I've truly enjoyed fucking.

Oh, he sounds like a real charmer
I would have told him to bring the new girlfriend so you can all enjoy eachother.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The ex and I broke up a long time ago. Years and years ago. He has a girlfriend and a baby now. I'm really happy for them. He called me up last night and we talked for a bit. He said he misses the sex And asked me if he could come and stay for a couple of weeks... do I have any hot girlfriends etc., etc.

I told him to fuck off. Annoying as hell. But I know he's just trying to get a rise out of me. It's quite sad. He's the only man I truly enjoyed fucking.

And I thought you were talking about one of your girlfriends, here...

Pathetic. If I was the only man you truly enjoyed fucking prior to you going total lesbian, I'd rather leave you with better memories and a lasting impression. I'd miss the sex too, but fuck this jerk shit.

 

[Wings]

I often have to deal with this, I need to learn to be meaner.

 

[bronzeage]

Except for my first wife, I have no idea where any of my ex's might be. I haven't gotten a facebook friend request, so I assume none of them own a computer.

 

[girlsmiley]

Is it a pride thing with him? That you no longer prefer him and his dangling parts?

I have no idea. I stopped trying to understand that man years ago.
I would have gone completely bonkers trying to figure him out.

edit: I nearly did go completely bonkers trying to figure him out!

 

[girlsmiley]

Oh, he sounds like a real charmer
I would have told him to bring the new girlfriend so you can all enjoy eachother.

I have um... enjoyed... his girlfriend.
Not his current girlfriend. And not with him.

He cheated on me when we were teens. I found her.

Good times.

 

[pierrelarue161]

Exes are only good for one thing: casual sex. Every amicable divorce should come with a proviso that the exes are allowed to do each other for old times' sake.