If you were...

[ghostwriter092]

If you were an animal, what animal would you be? And Why?

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

Pretty easy to answer for me....and even kinda specifically too.

I would be the infamous & loveable Winnie the Pooh, cuz that be me in real life in soooo many ways!

I got a thing for cute Tigger's too!

 

[litfan10]

If you were an animal, what animal would you be? And Why?

Human....I need my opposable thumbs to write

 

[Cruel2BKind]

A bowhead whale.

I would live for two hundred years, I would become the robin hood of my pod, leading them away from the dangers of the Japanese. I would be a fat peaceful matriarch. All shall love me and despair!

 

[jomar]

I though the official question was, "If you werewa twee, what kind of twee would you be?"

 

[ghostwriter092]

Is that?

Is the above post a Troll? Or am I misunderstanding the intent of his post?

 

[jomar]

Are you familiar with Baba Wawa, otherwise known as Barbara Walters?

Welcome to the AH, by the way.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Is the above post a Troll? Or am I misunderstanding the intent of his post?

No, he's an iceberg. Trolls are green and live under bridges.

 

[ghostwriter092]

No, I know the name, but not the female you are making refrence to.

 

[ghostwriter092]

Oh and thank you for the Welcome. Thank you indeed.

 

[kimbalee]

I though the official question was, "If you werewa twee, what kind of twee would you be?"

<spew>

thanks, jo. <wiping water off the laptop screen>

have to admit, I recalled the same question when I read the OP's original one.

Ghost:

got the following regarding the incident that jomar is talking about at Wikipedia:

Walters was widely lampooned in 1981 (and often since) for having posed the question, during an interview with actress Katharine Hepburn: "If you were a tree, what kind would you be?" But as she has often pointed out (and the video clips confirm) Hepburn initiated the discussion by saying that she would like to be a tree, and Walters merely followed up with the question, "What kind of a tree?"

 

[MoMo1996]

I'd have to say either a wolf or a bigfoot

 

[jomar]

No, I know the name, but not the female you are making refrence to.

Barbara Walters is currently on the View. She has an excellent reputation as a journalist and for interviewing people. She was also lampooned on Saturday Night Live way back when...Gilda Radner was very funny.

 

[jomar]

<spew>

thanks, jo. <wiping water off the laptop screen>

have to admit, I recalled the same question when I read the OP's original one.

[/I]

So, if you could be cookie dough, what kind of cookie dough would you be?

 

[jomar]

Sorry for the hijack, GW. It happens with regularity, so be flexible.

Seems like when I've done the animal quizzes I've been a lion and/or an Airedale Terrier, if I recall correctly. Don't remember the meaning behind it all.

 

[mynameisben]

I want to be the world's largest freshwater lake by volume, not by surface area. I always have.

 

[Dual_Triode]

"If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra." -- Jesse Ventura

If I were an animal, I would be a serpent. In every culture and civilization, they've symbolized good and evil.

 

[Jenneva]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/004/cache/cheetah_492_600x450.jpg

cheetah. fassst. and beautiful. and feline.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/004/cache/cheetah_492_600x450.jpg

cheetah. fassst. and beautiful. and feline.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-H11liHGPd...rM/nif-3HfIbAQ/s1600/how-to-draw-cheetara.jpg

?

 

[Jenneva]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-H11liHGPd...rM/nif-3HfIbAQ/s1600/how-to-draw-cheetara.jpg

If that is how you want to picture me, sure. But my hair is more auburn-brown

 

[HeatherVivant]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-H11liHGPd...rM/nif-3HfIbAQ/s1600/how-to-draw-cheetara.jpg

?

Be careful expressing this opinion in the Loving Wives category. There are some jilted husbands who hate cheetahs over there and will let you know in the story comments.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Tonight, this is my animal;
http://www.wildflorida.com/wildlife/mammals/images/WildPig463.jpg

Tomorrow--
http://www.lonestarborzoiclub.org/images/dirsimpson.jpg
yeah, I wish I were that slender and agile. And no hair product!

 

[Handley_Page]

Stella, there's no way you could ever be boaring.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Today:

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17pwz0oaL1qjhyjdo1_400.gif

 

[sr71plt]

At the moment, I'd probably pick a raccoon--because that's what seems to be enjoying the carp we decreasingly have in our pond. Grrr.