poster reviews. long overdue!

[blunt_trauma]

because, frankly, there just isn't enough judgement going down on the gb.

post your pro/con review of any poster in this thread. or not in this thread. but posting in this thread is just asking for it!

should a person be posting more self porn? less self porn?
are they on the ball or thick as two short planks?

everybody needs some constructive criticism!

 

[thør]

blunt_trauma should be posting her tits more often.

 

[shoulderblade]

because, frankly, there just isn't enough judgement going down on the gb.

.............

everybody needs some constructive criticism!

I think the Ignore function is the chief method of judgement actually. Destructive but better than nothing.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

because, frankly, there just isn't enough judgement going down on the gb.

post your pro/con review of any poster in this thread. or not in this thread. but posting in this thread is just asking for it!

should a person be posting more self porn? less self porn?
are they on the ball or thick as two short planks?

everybody needs some constructive criticism!

dolf, how 'bout you first on me?

 

[blunt_trauma]

blunt_trauma should be posting her tits more often.

duly noted.

thor needs more snide. i feel he has a natural talent that he's just not using to the fullest.

also, the avatar needs changing. i'm sure there are pics of polar bears fucking, flashing or eating stupid people.

I think the Ignore function is the chief method of judgement actually. Destructive but better than nothing.

shoulderblade does not even try to post on topic. preaching is no substitute for proper, on track posting.

 

[CaudaLinea]

This thread needs more cowbell.

 

[blunt_trauma]

dolf, how 'bout you first on me?

no! you first on someone!

...oh ok.

your name is neato but your av sucks balls.
but i do not like you because YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THE GAME PROPERLY!

 

[blunt_trauma]

This thread needs more cowbell.

hoor *nods*
she's hooring it up with other posters as some sort of lamearse attempt to disguise her lust for me. everyone would like her waaay more if she embraced her lust for me by posting boob pics all over the gb.

 

[IndieSnob]

Insomnia has made you nuttier than I thought possible.

Congratulations.

 

[thør]

thor needs more snide. i feel he has a natural talent that he's just not using to the fullest.

also, the avatar needs changing. i'm sure there are pics of polar bears fucking, flashing or eating stupid people.

In R/T snide is my middle name. I try to let go of the snide, here.

I changed the Av once and got a rash of shit from a dear friend.

Noted.

 

[thør]

CaudaLinea should be posting underboob pics.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Insomnia has made you nuttier than I thought possible.

that just shows up how lacking in imagination you are.

indiesnob lacks imagination and may be best suited to accountancy.

 

[evesdream]

Here ya go.
Indiesnob review & assessment. Before joining Literotica IndieSnob was a well-respected brain surgeon performing operations on mice which transformed them from cute vermin, into highly logical, semi-literate library staff for the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. However in early 2004 his department and budget were slashed and Indie was left unemployed, with only two intelligent mice as companions and confidants. Fortunately while surfing randomly, one of the mice discovered Literotica and the rest is history. Indie used to allow his mice post under his username, but recently insisted they create their own IDs (Peregrinator and Very Bad Man). He no longer performs surgery, instead devoting his life to porn and the arts.

 

[blunt_trauma]

that was a work of fucking art *awe*

 

[evesdream]

that was a work of fucking art *awe*

That's all i've got in me tonight. Me for bed.

 

[IndieSnob]

That review is made of all kinds of fucking awesome!

 

[neci]

eve is on the ball and should defiantly post more self porn. she is made of cotton candy. i bet she dissolves when licked.

 

[blunt_trauma]

neci

cockcockcockcockcockspermscockcockballscock

 

[IndieSnob]

cockcockcockcockcockspermscockcockballscock

And I'm the one who doesn't have much imagination?

Bitch.

 

[neci]

cockcockcockcockcockspermscockcockballscock

am i really that simple? maybe i am. i agree with previous statements that you need to post more self porn. you are a unique treasure, not to be skimmed over.

 

[neci]

now i want to do everyone else. i am stopping for now.

 

[IndieSnob]

/Bobby Brown mode on

Do me baby!

/Bobby Brown mode off

 

[CHNOPS]

http://cdn.vyperlook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Farrah-Fawcett-red-swimsuit.jpg

Not much of a plot, but beautiful to look at and quite, shall we say, "influential" on my adolescence.

I give it 4.5 stars.

 

[IndieSnob]

I see what you did there.

My poster review based upon the poster above (the poster Sonny, and the poster of Farrah)...

Sonny secretly has some Mike Yates in him. Except he doesn't stalk living celebrities. No, in fact he's into stalking the dead ones. Going to their graves and thinking of ways to defile their corpses.

You know how I know this?

Because of some pictures Sonny took of the gardens he plants around celebrity grave sites.

What a sick ass motherfucker.

 

[gravyrug]

I see what you did there.

My poster review based upon the poster above (the poster Sonny, and the poster of Farrah)...

Sonny secretly has some Mike Yates in him. Except he doesn't stalk living celebrities. No, in fact he's into stalking the dead ones. Going to their graves and thinking of ways to defile their corpses.

You know how I know this?

Because of some pictures Sonny took of the gardens he plants around celebrity grave sites.

What a sick ass motherfucker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoWpkCoxTuc