Bert's meltdown has finally begun.

[semen4her]

Who picked the third week of April?

You may claim your prize at the door.

 

[Bert Notorius]

at the end of the day, i have hair and you are bald.

 

[eyer]

Alas, at the end of life...

...you are both wormfood.

 

[Derpman]

derp!

 

[killalhippies]

derp!

shadup sonny

 

[bg23]

at the end of the day, i have hair and you are bald.

so does this guy

http://www.freakfish.co.uk/surf-blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/HairyGuy.jpg

 

[Quoll]

so does this guy

http://www.freakfish.co.uk/surf-blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/HairyGuy.jpg

That's hideous and just wrong; who the fuck buys a couch like that?

 

[CHNOPS]

That's hideous and just wrong; who the fuck buys a couch like that?

That's not a couch. That's his sister.

 

[Quoll]

That's not a couch. That's his sister.

That's hideous and just wrong;

 

[rosco rathbone]

so does this guy

http://www.freakfish.co.uk/surf-blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/HairyGuy.jpg

So does this guy

http://gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/02/hairman.jpeg

 

[semen4her]

That's bert after his tummy tuck.

Too bad it didn't last for the poor, porky fucker.