Obama's war on dogs blurt thread

[renard_ruse]

Post your Obama dog eating jokes in this thread.

 

[killalhippies]

how many republitards will be naming their dogs obama?

 

[renard_ruse]

Hell, the story itself is funny enough:

“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”

 

[renard_ruse]

Obama's a real dog

Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate...

You are what you eat after all.

I wonder if he's housebroken or if he wee wee's on the carpet.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You are what you eat after all.

He needs to shoot back over there for some fresh tigers blood then. WINNING!

 

[renard_ruse]

Dog: the other white meat.

 

[renard_ruse]

Obama would never put a dog on top of a car. Dries out the meat.

 

[renard_ruse]

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. If you want a dog in Washington, keep it away from Obama.

 

[renard_ruse]

On being told that the people are having a hard time making ends meet in the current economy, Obama replied, "then, let them eat dog."

 

[renard_ruse]

Why did Romney put his dog on top of his car?

So Obama wouldn't eat it.

 

[renard_ruse]

While volunteering at the animal shelter, Obama asked a customer, "would you like fries with that?"

 

[renard_ruse]

What does Obama call a dog riding in a car?

Fast food

 

[renard_ruse]

What is Obama's favorite breakfast food?

Eggs Rover Easy

 

[Peregrinator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v649/Peregrinator/hotdog.jpg

 

[Sean Renaud]

That one is kinda cute. At least your trying Perg.

 

[Peregrinator]

That one is kinda cute. At least your trying Perg.

That puppy is adorable. The look on his little face is priceless.

 

[Sean Renaud]

It really is.

 

[renard_ruse]

When Obama says bitch he isn't insulting women, he's ordering dinner.

 

[Liar]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v649/Peregrinator/hotdog.jpg

Is he gonna put Dijon on that?