Perplexia's Pool Palace

Man, I sure wish I was invite to this!

Take pics of the ladies while they get all wet and splash around!
 
Man, I sure wish I was invite to this!

Take pics of the ladies while they get all wet and splash around!

The pool party is open to the lounge Jack. I hope you swing by tomorrow and enjoy yourself.
 
*slips in, pokes one balloon with a needle and slips out, talking funny*

Gotta run right now. :cool:
 
*walks in in flip-flops, an unbuttoned hawaian shirt, and a pair of bright orange swimming trucks*

Ahhhhhh, sun, beer, and women. My favorite things in the world,

Oh and CT.

Was almost perfect.
 
*walks in in flip-flops, an unbuttoned hawaian shirt, and a pair of bright orange swimming trucks*

Ahhhhhh, sun, beer, and women. My favorite things in the world,

Oh and CT.

Was almost perfect.

Hey Jack welcome
 
*walks in in flip-flops, an unbuttoned hawaian shirt, and a pair of bright orange swimming trucks*

Ahhhhhh, sun, beer, and women. My favorite things in the world,

Oh and CT.

Was almost perfect.

I thought you liked me too.

purrs *is nommed. Hello Ct would you like some apple cider?

Oh perhaps. I do live Cider. Is this sparkling or are we trying to get me drunk?
 
I do. But the ratio so far is not working out! hehehe

I am going to throw some steaks on the grill. You serve us enough as it is at Lilly's, just sit back and enjoy it this time.

*kicks up a cooler and grabs a beer pops it up and starts drinking it before grabbing some steaks as well. He throws them on the grill... and stares at it.*

HHhhmmm... how do you turn on one of these things anyways?
 
I do. But the ratio so far is not working out! hehehe

I am going to throw some steaks on the grill. You serve us enough as it is at Lilly's, just sit back and enjoy it this time.

*kicks up a cooler and grabs a beer pops it up and starts drinking it before grabbing some steaks as well. He throws them on the grill... and stares at it.*

HHhhmmm... how do you turn on one of these things anyways?

First build coals on one side much higher than the other. I like to leave a paper layer in the middle so I have something sort of flat to stack on. If it has a primer switch or button hit that a few times now.

Then depending on the type of grill, turn the gas nozzle.

Once you hear it hiss, press the starter button, once firmly until it clicks. If this fails, you need a barbecue lighter, or a paper cone.

Be careful you don't singe your eyebrows.
 
*Stares at CT for a moment.* Ah...

*fumbles with the switches, and coals. Grabs some lighter fluid and pours it on.*

Might need more.

*Pours more on and press the Starter button, letting the gas hiss... and POOF! A large flame shoots up and covers Jack's face for a moment. He pulls back, soot covering his face almost completely.*

Hhhmmm too much lighter fluid.....

*Falls backwards with a groan*
 
*Stares at CT for a moment.* Ah...

*fumbles with the switches, and coals. Grabs some lighter fluid and pours it on.*

Might need more.

*Pours more on and press the Starter button, letting the gas hiss... and POOF! A large flame shoots up and covers Jack's face for a moment. He pulls back, soot covering his face almost completely.*

Hhhmmm too much lighter fluid.....

*Falls backwards with a groan*

*Catching the dropped beer deftly before there is a fomay mess.*

That poor man.

i have a hard enough time keeping up w/ you sober :p

Plexi? Help me dunk his head in the beer cooler. That oughtta wake him up.

And you know that means you should just let me run circles around you until I tire out. You're the multi-orgasmic one after all.
 
*Stares at CT for a moment.* Ah...

*fumbles with the switches, and coals. Grabs some lighter fluid and pours it on.*

Might need more.

*Pours more on and press the Starter button, letting the gas hiss... and POOF! A large flame shoots up and covers Jack's face for a moment. He pulls back, soot covering his face almost completely.*

Hhhmmm too much lighter fluid.....

*Falls backwards with a groan*

i think i should have added burns to the disclaimer
 
*Catching the dropped beer deftly before there is a fomay mess.*

That poor man.



Plexi? Help me dunk his head in the beer cooler. That oughtta wake him up.

And you know that means you should just let me run circles around you until I tire out. You're the multi-orgasmic one after all.

ok you win. whatever you want.

puts up more balloons

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