Long John Silvers

[KRCummings]

"I'll try some of those lobster bites. Here's a coupon."

"We don't sell those here."

"You sent me a coupon for them."

"We didn't send it, corporate did."

"But you're the only Long Johns in like 50 miles. Why the fuck would they send me coupons for something you don't sell?"

"I don't know."

"I want some of those fucking lobster bites. Give them to me."

"We don't have them."

"Give me this grilled salmon thing on this other coupon."

"We don't have any of the grilled items here."

"Holy motherfucking fucknuts, are you fucking kidding me?"

"No and please watch your language."

"Fuck you."

 

[pointless]

did you get any hush puppies? i like hush puppies.

 

[KRCummings]

did you get any hush puppies? i like hush puppies.

So do I but I ended up with nothing. Fuckers. Worthless ass coupons.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Jesus. That place sells fish Christopher Columbus caught on his first trip to the new world. I'm sure the half inch of batter is fresh though.

 

[KRCummings]

Jesus. That place sells fish Christopher Columbus caught on his first trip to the new world. I'm sure the half inch of batter is fresh though.

Their chicken is the worst. Dry, nasty stuff. Once in a while I'll get a craving for something they have though. I think it's the vinegar they use. That shit makes anything taste good.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Their chicken is the worst. Dry, nasty stuff. Once in a while I'll get a craving for something they have though. I think it's the vinegar they use. That shit makes anything taste good.

That's how I am with Taco Bell. The ads look good, but then you eat the actual food and it sucks.

 

[pointless]

this thread makes me sad.

 

[islandman]

I would not trust fish purchased in a flyover state.

 

[KingOrfeo]

this thread makes me sad.

Well, is Arthur Treacher's still in business? (Haven't seen one around here since the 1980s.)

 

[KingOrfeo]

I would not trust fish purchased in a flyover state.

Yes, their fish are grown on farms. (Not ponds or tanks of water, actual farms.)

 

[RobDownSouth]

Those Lobster Bites are actually pretty good....I got to use a coupon too!

 

[KRCummings]

Well, is Arthur Treacher's still in business? (Haven't seen one around here since the 1980s.)

No but they were good. At least I remember them being good.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I would not trust fish purchased in a flyover state.

It's almost as if they don't have a Red Lobster there.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I wish there were some place like LJS where you could get fried (in cornmeal, not batter) catfish.

 

[KRCummings]

Those Lobster Bites are actually pretty good....I got to use a coupon too!

Apparently I'll never know.

 

[KRCummings]

It's almost as if they don't have a Red Lobster there.

Years ago Red Lobster was pretty decent but in the last 20 years or so they've really declined. They're the Denny's of seafood now.

 

[MonaLittle]

Apparently I'll never know.

Im sure it was a blessing in disguise.

 

[islandman]

Yes, their fish are grown on farms. (Not ponds or tanks of water, actual farms.)

What do corn and wheat farmers know about growing fish?

 

[KRCummings]

I wish there were some place like LJS where you could get fried (in cornmeal, not batter) catfish.

There are but not chain places. Down south you can find that all day long and I know of at least one place in Indiana that does that.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Years ago Red Lobster was pretty decent but in the last 20 years or so they've really declined. They're the Denny's of seafood now.

Really?

You'll always have the Olive Garden.

 

[KingOrfeo]

What do corn and wheat farmers know about growing fish?

Not much. They usually plant them too deep or too close together.

 

[KRCummings]

Im sure it was a blessing in disguise.

I have considered this but the grilled salmon thing looked ok and I couldn't have that either.
I want to call the customer bitch line and have a hissy fit but they'll just send me coupons that I can't use.

 

[bronzeage]

What do corn and wheat farmers know about growing fish?

Plant them head up or they won't sprout.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Apparently I'll never know.

My new home is ideally situated between 2 Long John Silvers, one is two miles north, the other 2 miles west.

If it makes you feel any better, I was in the drive thru for Burger King two weeks ago and they were out of eggs. Period. 8 egg dishes on the menu and "we ain't got no eggs".

Place got struck by lightning last weekend and burned to the ground.

Rob is not mocked.

 

[Batch]

Not much. They usually plant them too deep or too close together.

*skeptical*

What they use for fertilizer?