Fifty Shades--What Color is Your Room?

[3113]

So given the money pouring into Fifty Shades of Grey, I decided to find out what the plot was. I found this on Wiki:

The plot concerns the relationship between recent college graduate Anastasia Steele and manipulative billionaire Christian Grey. Steele is persuaded by Grey to sign a contract allowing him complete control over her life.[1][2] Ana struggles to reconcile who she is (a virgin at the start of the book who never had a boyfriend) with who Christian wants her to be: his submissive to do with as he pleases in his "Red Room of Pain."

Seriously? "Red Room of Pain"? http://www.runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/images/laughing.gif

Well. If he gets a red room of pain, then I think I deserve a specially colored room of my own. I think I'll go for a "Chartreuse Room of Mild Pleasantry." How about you? What color is your room and what does it contain?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

A Burgundy Room of Sophisticated Decadence.

 

[TE999]

A Tan Room of Cerebral Tranquility.

It contains a computer and books.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

The white padded room where I go to scream and punch the walls.

The vermillion room where I watch horror movies.

The sky-blue room where I sleep.


And of course, my butler http://www.premiershoppe.com/product_images/y/116/25504-01-far-front__96712_zoom.jpg

The hot-pink room is where we...ah... 'chat'

 

[Boxlicker101]

Blue Room for blue stories.

 

[Stella_Omega]

A coffee-tinted room of wide-awakeness.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

A coffee-tinted room of wide-awakeness.

There isn't a sea-green room with a waterbed and your own personal tentacle-butler?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-j7XnDGH-Sdc/TiJOkqE38iI/AAAAAAAAAHY/cObWPraHT3Q/s1600/tentacles.jpg

 

[Handley_Page]

A mushroom-coloured room (full of computers and stuff); the paint was cheap!.

 

[lovecraft68]

A black room of despair.

which I would probably run to if anyone tried to force me to read this garbage.

A TPE relationship. Never heard of one of those before.

I spoke to someone who read this. I know women who would laugh their ass off at "Mr. Grey" but I suppose if your a housewife with no experience he is pretty fearsome

 

[TxRad]

A purple velvet room of passion, pain, and, pleasure.

Hey, if ya can't have it all, why go?

 

[lovecraft68]

A purple velvet room of passion, pain, and, pleasure.

Hey, if ya can't have it all, why go?

Purple velvet? I think you should throw in a shag carpet and quadrophonic sound! Then grow one of those bushy seventies mustaches! Ron Jeremy will be ringing your bell any minute!

 

[Handley_Page]

So given the money pouring into Fifty Shades of Grey

Seriously? "Red Room of Pain"?

Do I remember right, a film with the great Vincent Price which had scenes featuring different coloured rooms for different doings?.
"The Masque of the Red Death"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Masque_of_the_Red_Death

 

[TxRad]

Purple velvet? I think you should throw in a shag carpet and quadrophonic sound! Then grow one of those bushy seventies mustaches! Ron Jeremy will be ringing your bell any minute!

Maybe in your world but not in mine.

 

[lovecraft68]

Seriously? "Red Room of Pain"?

I know a woman who is a professional Mistress, she red parts of the books and says she would have this poser crying for mommy inside of an hour.

Red room of pain. My dom in Breaking of Allison has a much more fun set up, but then again my story was not aimed at housewives.

 

[3113]

I've decided to add a Fuchsia Room of Ironic Amusement. In honor of books like this one

 

[lovecraft68]

I've decided to add a Fuchsia Room of Ironic Amusement. In honor of books like this one

I too have a place for stuff like this, it's called the stone of orange flame receptacle. Commonly known as the fire place.

 

[TE999]

How 'bout Marylyn Chambers classic porn flick 'Behind the Green Door'? Yeah, it ain't a room, but it's a color and it's porn. That oughta count for sumpin'.

 

[kitkat88]

I too have a place for stuff like this, it's called the stone of orange flame receptacle. Commonly known as the fire place.

Hey baby, tell us how you really feel.

No, just tell them, I've heard enough of it already

 

[kitkat88]

How 'bout Marylyn Chambers classic porn flick 'Behind the Green Door'? Yeah, it ain't a room, but it's a color and it's porn. That oughta count for sumpin'.

Marilyn. there's a blast from porn's not so glory days. My favorite from back in the day(not as far back as Chambers though) was Nina Hartley.

Damn she was a dirty bitch.

 

[3113]

Marilyn. there's a blast from porn's not so glory days. My favorite from back in the day(not as far back as Chambers though) was Nina Hartley.

Her cameo in Boogie Nights was awesome!

 

[PennLady]

I don't care what color the room is so long as it doesn't have that book in it. Ack.

 

[HeatherVivant]

Champagne Room of Poorly-Camouflaged Ejaculate Stains.

 

[LucyH]

It's a yellowish room of second hand furniture.

 

[PoppingTom]

"Der schwarz-rot-goldene Raum des deutschen Schmerzes" !!

(...sounds better than "the black-red-golden room of German pain"....)

 

[Ironiclaconic]

Paisley Room of Befuddlement.