Fifty Shades--What Color is Your Room?

[voluptuary_manque]

A shiny Room of Distraction?

 

[3113]

Champagne Room of Poorly-Camouflaged Ejaculate Stains.

I take it the color of the room doesn't involve any champagne colored paint?

"Der schwarz-rot-goldene Raum des deutschen Schmerzes" !!

(...sounds better than "the black-red-golden room of German pain"....)

It *does* sound better that way. And German pain somehow carries a gravitas that "red room of pain" in English does not. I wonder why that is....

Paisley Room of Befuddlement.

Are there recreational refreshments that assist in the befuddlement?

 

[R. Richard]

Paint? Colors? What's wrong with mirrors and an instant replay camera?

 

[Stella_Omega]

The mirrored room of I-should-have-seen-that-coming?