Blowjobs are to become illegal in the USA

Nerdy_Harold

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Republicans have started a movement to outlaw Blowjobs. The GoP has claimed it to be cannibalism and inherently evil.
 
Republicans have started a movement to outlaw Blowjobs. The GoP has claimed it to be cannibalism and inherently evil.

That's Santorum, he despises blowjobs.

I'll prolly have to vote for Obama, so we can keep blowjobs alive and well....:)
 
How do they equate blow jobs with cannibalism? More like purging...you swallow it and it comes back up. :cool:
 
Errr, Bronzy, you figure whore house Harry will ever give the Pubs anything to vote on in the Senate..?..

If he ever does, I'm sure soliciting sex in FAA supervised airports will be top of the list.

The only Senator I know who deals with whores is David Vitter-R of Louisiana.
 
If he ever does, I'm sure soliciting sex in FAA supervised airports will be top of the list.

The only Senator I know who deals with whores is David Vitter-R of Louisiana.

Well, if Mr Vitter is up front with his whoring, I'm on his team.
 
Well, if Mr Vitter is up front with his whoring, I'm on his team.

He never told his wife about it, until he was caught, if that counts as "up front."

It was one of those Sacredness of Marriage things. He did not want to defile his marriage vows by sticking his penis in his wife, so he paid a woman for the service.
 
He never told his wife about it, until he was caught, if that counts as "up front."

It was one of those Sacredness of Marriage things. He did not want to defile his marriage vows by sticking his penis in his wife, so he paid a woman for the service.

Well, at least he was sticking to his convictions.

I'd say he sounds like a Republican who needs to be re-elected...................:)
 
Well, at least he was sticking to his convictions.

I'd say he sounds like a Republican who needs to be re-elected...................:)

He was never convicted, but as someone once said, "If his wife can't trust him, why should I?"
 
Oral sex is included in the definition of "sodomy" which was outlawed in many places until recently and may still be on the books in some bible belt areas.
 
It will never get past the Republicans in the Senate.

Nor, in the House.

You have to go to a loonie progressive site to even hear the claim.



Oral sex is included in the definition of "sodomy" which was outlawed in many places until recently and may still be on the books in some bible belt areas.

Make that ... "in some rest area parking areas"







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Oral sex is included in the definition of "sodomy" which was outlawed in many places until recently and may still be on the books in some bible belt areas.

It's illegal in Utah, but not even they're stupid enough to enforce it. :)
 
i read the title thus:

blowhards are to become illegal in the usa

and could not help but wonder how many gbers would be criminalised.
 
i read the title thus:

blowhards are to become illegal in the usa

and could not help but wonder how many gbers would be criminalised.



Hell, the whole damn country would have to be incarcerated.


Noise, lies, pizza and lawsuits are the only things that are actually manufactured in the U.S. these days.




 
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