The "Quick Min" button on my microwave

[JohnnySavage]

What are your thoughts on washing machines?

Who are you talking to?

 

[neci]

rinse cycle!

 

[Honey123]

Who are you talking to?

the President of Several Important Things....

Did I forget to curtsy?

 

[JohnnySavage]

the President of Several Important Things....

Did I forget to curtsy?

Oh. Because if you were talking to me, I'd have to say that I don't really have an opinion regarding washing machines.

 

[Honey123]

Oh. Because if you were talking to me, I'd have to say that I don't really have an opinion regarding washing machines.

Have you had your cheese doodles today?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Have you had your cheese doodles today?

No, I didn't know about the national holiday until I was already at work and I'm not one to take my nose off the grindstone to run out and get some.

 

[Honey123]

No, I didn't know about the national holiday until I was already at work and I'm not one to take my nose off the grindstone to run out and get some.

There should be an alert for those things.

 

[JohnnySavage]

There should be an alert for those things.

Agreed. I get text alerts for weather and traffic situations. MoCo should send out snack day alerts.

 

[Honey123]

Agreed. I get text alerts for weather and traffic situations. MoCo should send out snack day alerts.

I love it. A Sweet App that says, "You need a snack today" but it comes up a picture of that particular snacky food!

 

[Peregrinator]

There should be an alert for those things.

Kinda like an Amber Alert.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I love it. A Sweet App that says, "You need a snack today" but it comes up a picture of that particular snacky food!

It probably wouldn't help me though because I don't like to stop when I'm on the way to work. When I get in the car I'm all business... I'm in the zone. Stopping for snacks would throw my Chi out of wack.

 

[Honey123]

Kinda like an Amber Alert.

Exactly!

Chewy Gooey Alert!

 

[CHNOPS]

It probably wouldn't help me though because I don't like to stop when I'm on the way to work. When I get in the car I'm all business... I'm in the zone. Stopping for snacks would throw my Chi out of wack.

You work?

 

[Saint Peter]

Celery alert!

 

[JohnnySavage]

You work?

Just every. Freaking. Day!

I'm a workaholic. Grass doesn't grow under my feet. I'm a rolling stone who gathers no moss. Idle hands are the devil's playground.

 

[Honey123]

It probably wouldn't help me though because I don't like to stop when I'm on the way to work. When I get in the car I'm all business... I'm in the zone. Stopping for snacks would throw my Chi out of wack.

I call bullshit.

I bet you pump up your 1980's disco music and start singingl..."I will survive"!!!!

 

[Honey123]

Celery alert!

diet freak!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I call bullshit.

I bet you pump up your 1980's disco music and start singingl..."I will survive"!!!!

I don't listen to that new age techno stuff. Put some Willie and Waylon on for me.

 

[Saint Peter]

diet freak!

It is crunchy and still respects me in the morning.

 

[Honey123]

Just every. Freaking. Day!

I'm a workaholic. Grass doesn't grow under my feet. I'm a rolling stone who gathers no moss. Idle hands are the devil's playground.

How's that snuggie doing, buddy?

 

[CHNOPS]

Just every. Freaking. Day!

I'm a workaholic. Grass doesn't grow under my feet. I'm a rolling stone who gathers no moss. Idle hands are the devil's playground.

I knew you were fucking with me!

 

[JohnnySavage]

How's that snuggie doing, buddy?

Que?

I have no snuggie, nor a buddy. I'm currently sitting in my 8th floor office at the Savage Enterprises world headquarters, wearing my best dress jeans and flip flops.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I knew you were fucking with me!

Not even on a dare!

 

[Honey123]

It is crunchy and still respects me in the morning.

so does coffee..

 

[Honey123]

Que?

I have no snuggie, nor a buddy. I'm currently sitting in my 8th floor office at the Savage Enterprises world headquarters, wearing my best dress jeans and flip flops.

awwww... I'd be your buddy.