Life expectancy calculator

[BusyAfternoon]

Life expectancy calculator

http://media.nmfn.com/tnetwork/lifespan/

Kind of fun to watch your age go up and down as you answer the questions.

Now this is interesting, give it a try....
How long will you live?
This is a calculator that estimates your life expectancy.

It was developed by Northwestern Mutual Life.
It's interesting that there are only 13 questions.
Yet, they might predict how long you're likely to live.

http://media.nmfn.com/tnetwork/lifespan

 

[Super-Surprise]

It says I will live to be 142 years old!

 

[Batch]

It says I will live to be 142 years old!

How the heck did you manage that?
Still in contact with the Mothership?
An elixer of life?

 

[phrodeau]

It doesn't work. I can't input numbers.

The life expectancy of my computer is six months.

 

[Beco]

Yikes 88

Not sure I want to live that long.....

 

[Batch]

96. Yowza. I still have time to learn how to play the piano!

 

[glynndah]

96. Yowza. I still have time to learn how to play the piano!

95. Too bad I won't have time to learn how to play the piano. Rats!

 

[Sean]

73. The smokes didn't help.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It says I'm dead

 

[Beco]

73. The smokes didn't help.

Keep smoking

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

86. That is only because I made dramatic changes in my lifestyle and health choices. I laughed at the accident and violations choices. 2 accidents in 5 years
that were not my fault. Both of them because the other idiots were chatting away on their cell phones at the time. I have had 2 parking violations thrown out because the police failed to read the singular exception and allowed time frames of the "No Parking" signs. Glad I quit drinking and smoking.

 

[pointless]

it lost me when my occasional pot smoking cost me nine years.

 

[CHNOPS]

It says I'm dead

They do EEGs online now?

 

[Mockingbirdblue]

95. Too bad I won't have time to learn how to play the piano. Rats!

Noooo... don't give up.

 

[JohnnySavage]

They do EEGs online now?

Of course. Are you still using AOL?

 

[CHNOPS]

Of course. Are you still using AOL?

Doesn't everyone?

 

[Batch]

It says I'm dead

My condolences. Where should we send the flowers?

 

[JohnnySavage]

My condolences. Where should we send the flowers?

Take the money you would spend on flowers and send it to my favorite charity. Give me a moment to set one up and I'll link you to the paypal.

 

[Batch]

Take the money you would spend on flowers and send it to my favorite charity. Give me a moment to set one up and I'll link you to the paypal.

Cool. Daddy-O.

The Pampering the J of Savage Fund.

 

[bronzeage]

It says I died in a tragic gardening accident.

 

[Batch]

It was the compost, wasn't it? It decided to move to another yard. Right?

 

[bronzeage]

It was the compost, wasn't it? It decided to move to another yard. Right?

Something about plowing the wrong furrow. Maybe it's a metaphor.

 

[Batch]

Something about plowing the wrong furrow. Maybe it's a metaphor.

Indeed? It very well could be.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Take the money you would spend on flowers and send it to my favorite charity. Give me a moment to set one up and I'll link you to the paypal.

Will we get one of those cool cheap keepsakes, some candy, or a certificate saying "I donated to this worthy cause?". I am in it for the candy.

 

[Batch]

Will we get one of those cool cheap keepsakes, some candy, or a certificate saying "I donated to this worthy cause?". I am in it for the candy.

See? This is why you'll live to only 86. Cut the refined sugars out of your diet.
Go for the cheap ass certificate.