Fried Egg, slice of cheese, Helmanns mayo on soft white bread.

[NorthernCanuck]

Fuck, life does not get much better than this!

 

[CandiCame]

Ew.

Just... ew.

And I go ass to mouth.

I ate the candy I found under the couch when I moved into my apartment, and I would not eat that.

 

[belladonna_lily]

Fuck, life does not get much better than this!

No bacon?

 

[NorthernCanuck]

No bacon?

Not this time.

 

[zipman]

Ew.

Just... ew.

And I go ass to mouth.

I ate the candy I found under the couch when I moved into my apartment, and I would not eat that.

Gotta admit that this is just an awesome post.

 

[CandiCame]

Gotta admit that this is just an awesome post.

Eggs and mayonnaise?

That's the whitest thing I've ever heard.

I don't understand how the fuck people eat mayonnaise- I kinda get eggs; that's not even the vegetarian thing, I just don't like them, but mayo is fucking nasty, and the texture always makes it taste like it's ruined. It makes me nautious, which makes me think that I had to eat a bad batch as a child and get sick or something, because it elicits this Pavlovian response...

 

[zipman]

Eggs and mayonnaise?

That's the whitest thing I've ever heard.

I don't understand how the fuck people eat mayonnaise- I kinda get eggs; that's not even the vegetarian thing, I just don't like them, but mayo is fucking nasty, and the texture always makes it taste like it's ruined. It makes me nautious, which makes me think that I had to eat a bad batch as a child and get sick or something, because it elicits this Pavlovian response...

No, not eggs and mayo. Your response.

 

[NorthernCanuck]

Eggs and mayonnaise?

That's the whitest thing I've ever heard.

I don't understand how the fuck people eat mayonnaise- I kinda get eggs; that's not even the vegetarian thing, I just don't like them, but mayo is fucking nasty, and the texture always makes it taste like it's ruined. It makes me nautious, which makes me think that I had to eat a bad batch as a child and get sick or something, because it elicits this Pavlovian response...

We understand, the taste of shit with corn kernels out of your own manhole is more appealing to you.

Next time smear some mayo on your butthole.

 

[CandiCame]

We understand, the taste of shit with corn kernels out of your own manhole is more appealing to you.

Next time smear some mayo on your butthole.

Damn, if I were that pressed for lube and in the kitchen, I think I'd reach for any other oil-based product first.

I don't know if the corn thing was supposed to have a racist component or not.

Also, who eats white bread? If you're gonna load yourself down with all that shit, at least eat wheat toast.

I have judged your food. I found it lacking. *narrows eyes*

MWAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

[JohnnySavage]

Mayo IS eggs

 

[CandiCame]

Mayo IS eggs

Then why must they put extra nasty in them?

That's like people who like pickles. Cucumbers are good. There's no reason to nasty them up by soaking them in vinegar. Who invented that and why?

 

[semen4her]

Fuck, life does not get much better than this!

Not for a white trash racist like you, no it doesn't.

 

[koalabear]

http://www.hellmanns.us/images/products_new/roastedgarlic_mayo_jar_hellmanns.png

 

[NorthernCanuck]

Not for a white trash racist like you, no it doesn't.

If I reply will it make you feel better? Loser.

 

[cookiejar]

Not a fan of the cheese unless it is melted.

 

[semen4her]

If I reply will it make you feel better? Loser.

No.

You being a poor racist loser makes me feel better.

Thank you.

 

[SirLicksAalot]

Fuck, life does not get much better than this!

Just woke up and seeing your post made me want to prepare something at least this time, not the usual banana before I dash off.
I am going to have toasted bread with cream cheese, cup of coffee, and scrambled eggs. Life can be good sometimes. . .

 

[NorthernCanuck]

Just woke up and seeing your post made me want to prepare something at least this time, not the usual banana before I dash off.
I am going to have toasted bread with cream cheese, cup of coffee, and scrambled eggs. Life can be good sometimes. . .

See, the simple things in life can be so nice! Now explain that to the troll above your post.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I'm having hard boiled eggs with egg mayonnaise.
It has less eggs in it, than scrambled eggs.

Eggs! eggs! eggs! eggs! Lovely eggs! Lovely eggs!

Eggs! eggs! eggs!!

Lovely eggs! Wonderful eggs!

 

[NorthernCanuck]

I'm having hard boiled eggs with egg mayonnaise.
It has less eggs in it, than scrambled eggs.

Eggs! eggs! eggs! eggs! Lovely eggs! Lovely eggs!

Eggs! eggs! eggs!!

Lovely eggs! Wonderful eggs!

I ate the egg sandwich about 4 hours ago but I just now farted the egg smell.

Amazing eggs!

 

[cum2ut]

Sounds delicious, but mine I make with Miracle Whip, instead of mayo. Gives it a little zip.