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FAGGUETTE.
Its a great first name for a transexual.
Its a great first name for a transexual.
lovecraft68
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And does that mean that the only thing they will eat other than pussy is croquettes?
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And spend there time playing Clarinets?
and of course when they are done they will smoke cigarettes.
Oh, man this thing has Dr. Suess like possibilities.
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I will not wear a frilly dress,
I like to play games of chess,
k.d. lang's songs are my happiness,
Fagguette I am.
I like to play in string quartets,
And catch butterflies in little nets,
And go shopping wearing sweats,
Fagguette I am.
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A man I will not fuck
A cock I will not suck
I've never loved a man I've met
I am first and foremost A fagguette
Again a cock I will not try
However, a dildo I may buy
but only if it comes in a set
so I can share with my lover, my fagguette
Sigh. I really have a lot of time on my hands.
A cock I will not suck
I've never loved a man I've met
I am first and foremost A fagguette
Again a cock I will not try
However, a dildo I may buy
but only if it comes in a set
so I can share with my lover, my fagguette
Sigh. I really have a lot of time on my hands.
TE999
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Hehehehe ... catchy, ain't it?
Just because I squat to pee,
Doesn't mean you can bully me,
Unless of course it pleasures me,
And my Mistress is another Faguette.
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You dont fool me. All poets are faggots and fagguettes.
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No, JBJ, only female poets should really be faggots. Despite the great humor here, faggot c. 1600, was an abusive term for a woman. If you repect language you might at least talk of faggoteuses. Fagguettes are little faggots!
Don't tempt me!!
Can't do a poem.
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How nice is it that JBJ is ALWAYS thinking about us queers? Guess it once again just proves that there's no closet queen like an OLD closet queen, huh Jimmie!
Well, anyways, I liked the poetry, guys. In fact, It inspired me so much I wrote a poem of my own!
There once was a str8 guy named Jimmie BJ
He sucked and I don't mean in a good way
He was so deep in the closet
You have to wonder what's the up tick
Of being a "flaming" homophobic!
Now he's not alone!
Cuz he has a friend in Lance - not sure WHAT'S in HIS pants!
And one named LC - as big of a pervy queen as Jimmie B!
And last comes TE999 - bada bing!
His name don't rhyme with a fucking thing!!! :/
Well, anyways, I liked the poetry, guys. In fact, It inspired me so much I wrote a poem of my own!
There once was a str8 guy named Jimmie BJ
He sucked and I don't mean in a good way
He was so deep in the closet
You have to wonder what's the up tick
Of being a "flaming" homophobic!
Now he's not alone!
Cuz he has a friend in Lance - not sure WHAT'S in HIS pants!
And one named LC - as big of a pervy queen as Jimmie B!
And last comes TE999 - bada bing!
His name don't rhyme with a fucking thing!!! :/
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Speak of the devil, and there she is. I was thinking of you. I published some comments about how periodicals that once produced tons of hints & hacks articles now produce a steady glut of fag-centric crap. Not so long ago boys stewed about how to get at their keys in a locked car, now they fret about how to come out of their closets.
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http://www.artnudephotos.net/wp-content/thumbnails/2345.jpg
All the bullshit in the world will not bother these women one iota.
They are beautiful and young and happy and they don't give a fuck about jimmybob or his little friends. No lesbian does.
All the bullshit in the world will not bother these women one iota.
They are beautiful and young and happy and they don't give a fuck about jimmybob or his little friends. No lesbian does.
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Just a bump for the picture. Lovely!
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Likewise these two boys, who are also young and happy and could give a fuck about all these sad little het baguettes.
Is that what you call smooth mocha muscle?
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This reminds me of "Kismet", Redhairedandfrendly, VM, and TE99's story.
Only one of them is African in the story.
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Naaah. IRL faggettes are 300 pound Telly Tubbys with bad teeth and sagging tits. I've never known a faggette who didnt look like Junior Samples.
Stella_Omega
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I believe jimmy when he says that he never meets good looking lesbians-- he lives in a world of ugly.
But even the ugliest of lesbians don't give a fuck about his sad little jimmybits.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/04/custom_1240843292408_6780239.jpg
But even the ugliest of lesbians don't give a fuck about his sad little jimmybits.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/04/custom_1240843292408_6780239.jpg
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I'm wondering who keeps their eyeglasses on for a foursome--or can even do so.
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