Pickup Line?

[R. Richard]

This is all new to me.

Cheerleading coach removed after calling team "highfalutin' heifers"

Tell me ladies, does the term, "highfalutin' heifer," have any potential as a pickup line? (Heifer: a young cow; especially one that has not had a calf.) I mean, I'm trying to get the idea across that maybe the heifer would LIKE to try having a calf. Would it work? TIA.

 

[Stella_Omega]

As a story element it would take some careful set-up to make it work. I'm thinking a fantasy story catering to the "Breeding" fetishers-- could be very sexy!

 

[Angellica1612]

In a story? Maybe, if you set it up correctly as Stella said. In real life? You'd get your teeth knocked down your throat, lol.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

"Claire June, Claire June,
I'd give up cows for you;
I'd give up heifer fuckin'..."

(from a Fugs song in the 60s)

 

[glynndah]

I don't think of heifers as being a very flattering term. Adding "high falutin'" to the epithet doesn't help matters. As an insult, especially to a cheerleading squad, though, it has possibilities.


But then, I'm very fond of alliteration.

 

[sr71plt]

Sounds contrived.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Sounds contrived.

No more so than the whole breeding fetish thing in the first place...

I could totally read that without losing my suspension of disbelief. If I could read preggers fic at all, that is--

 

[R. Richard]

Sounds contrived.

From the news, it cost a Texas high school teacher her job.

 

[Stella_Omega]

From the news, it cost a Texas high school teacher her job.

Nope, just her position as cheerleader coach. The girls want to see her fired, of course.