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[RobDownSouth]

Aw, I just missed your campfire stories and songs way too much cowboy!

Did I ever tell you about the time your mother ran out of gas in Tijuana? Thank God the Donkey Show was hirin' or she might have never made enough to get back to the States!

 

[jake34]

If you'd walk a little more and sit on me a little less maybe the FEW people that do witness us in public wouldn't say how friggin BIG I am mister.

Is there where you want to be when Jesus comes back?

Making fun of me like this?

I totally own you, ass.

 

[JakesAss34]

Tell 'em Jake, ooooooo kick me kick me kick me kick me

 

[jake34]

Did I ever tell you about the time your mother ran out of gas in Tijuana? Thank God the Donkey Show was hirin' or she might have never made enough to get back to the States!

Dios mio senor!

I think I must have missed that, horsey lover.

Must have been watching the BRADY BUNCH or somethin' at the time.

 

[JakesAss34]

Horsey lover, pfffft c'mon big guy you are gonna have to bring it stronger than that to get me kicked good and proper.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Horsey lover, pfffft c'mon big guy you are gonna have to bring it stronger than that to get me kicked good and proper.

If by "kicked" you mean "fucked", that's exactly what your momma used to say after her week as a featured performer in the Donkey Show. She was never quite the same after that. Walked funny too.

 

[jake34]

If by "kicked" you mean "fucked", that's exactly what your momma used to say after her week as a featured performer in the Donkey Show. She was never quite the same after that. Walked funny too.

Not my fault you gave her the Western special all night long.

She thought she was just goin' to kick it at the rodeo.

Said that she never met such a BIG DICK in her entire life.

 

[JakesAss34]

Attaboy Jake. Talk some more smack. Don't you dare let him off that easy. I was just starting to get warmed up. <quivers and wiggles>

edit for advice: Ummm let's keep it real there "big" guy. You keep telling 'em that you gotta big dick and they are gonna be let down when they find out that I am the only big thing you got. Now get 'em stud.

 

[TexasWife25]

Second, I will post my comments wherever the hell I want to post them. I had many people post garbage in my thread but I was told this is a free community. So it goes both ways, Toots.

I'm just messing around but for some stupid reason, you're making a big deal out of nothing. Bigger than the penis of the man that you are stalking. I'll think about my future posting habits and take what you're saying into account.

In the meantime, get off your high horse and go back to perving Jack in the Box and making more Republican comments.

I have no problem with you being jake all over this thread. Im sure someones got a rag and can clean up after you. But going into other peoples threads and insulting users who have never even had an interaction with you is a classic example of why even your own thread can't stand you.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I need pms from jake's thread and jake's ass stat proclaiming the creator. Genius.

 

[jake34]

I have no problem with you being jake all over this thread. Im sure someones got a rag and can clean up after you. But going into other peoples threads and insulting users who have never even had an interaction with you is a classic example of why even your own thread can't stand you.

Oh ain't that the pot callin the kettle back Mrs. The Good Wife.

I seem to remember WAY back when.

Like a few DAYS ago.

When I had MANY people who NEVER had an interaction with ME go into MY thread just to GO INSULT me.

But that is okay, right?

Because I don't go around posting pictures of my BIG DICK like good ol' Mr. Jack in the Box does.

Heaven FORBID that JAX gets HIS thread hijacked!

I don't deserve the same rules everyone else does, right?

So here is your own rag.

Go clean up all the cum running down your leg.

Enjoy the remains of your finger.

It's the CLOSEST you will ever get to Jax anyway.

 

[richard_daily]

Oh ain't that the pot callin the kettle back Mrs. The Good Wife.

I seem to remember WAY back when.

Like a few DAYS ago.

When I had MANY people who NEVER had an interaction with ME go into MY thread just to GO INSULT me.

But that is okay, right?

Because I don't go around posting pictures of my BIG DICK like good ol' Mr. Jack in the Box does.

Heaven FORBID that JAX gets HIS thread hijacked!

I don't deserve the same rules everyone else does, right?

So here is your own rag.

Go clean up all the cum running down your leg.

Enjoy the remains of your finger.

It's the CLOSEST you will ever get to Jax anyway.

Weren't you leaving?

 

[JakesAss34]

ooooo Jake you stud, that was suhweeet. I am sure gonna get it now. Oh happy day!

 

[jake34]

I need pms from jake's thread and jake's ass stat proclaiming the creator. Genius.

That would be kind of fun for you to peruse.!

Too bad all that you REALLY need is MORE DICK.

 

[jake34]

Weren't you leaving?

Weren't ALL the Republicans LEAVING the COUNTRY bozo?

And isn't your mommy calling you to dinner, Richie Rich?

Go back up a little, son.

I missed Rob Down South way too much.

Man, and you all think that I am SLOW.

 

[JakesAss34]

I need pms from jake's thread and jake's ass stat proclaiming the creator. Genius.

Real swell. JAKE!!! Now we have a fan club dammit. How am I gonna get the chit kicked outta me if these people LIKE me? Will you puhleeese go say something mean to her???

 

[JakesAss34]

Weren't ALL the Republicans LEAVING the COUNTRY bozo?

And isn't your mommy calling you to dinner, Richie Rich?

Go back up a little, son.

I missed Rob Down South way too much.

Man, and you all think that I am SLOW.

TIME FUCKING OUT!! Listen MEhole, Stop with the gay chit ok? I want kicked you idiot not POKED> Geeeez boy you are killing me.

 

[Wife of Bath]

That would be kind of fun for you to peruse.!

Too bad all that you REALLY need is MORE DICK.

Ain't that the fucking truth.

 

[JakesAss34]

dick dick dick dick that's all I ever hear. Yet when I say something every one holds their nose and leaves the room.

 

[richard_daily]

Ain't that the fucking truth.

Hi...

 

[jake34]

Hi...

You already have done ENOUGH screwing lately, Mr. Daley.

You have SCREWED the whole FUCKING city of CHICAGO.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Aww! Somebody bumped the thread

Hello Jake, Jake's Ass, Jake's Thread, and other visitors!

 

[JakesAss34]

Aww! Somebody bumped the thread

Hello Jake, Jake's Ass, Jake's Thread, and other visitors!

Hiya cutie. Now if you really wanna make my day start kicking the crap outta Jake cause that's what I live for. (actually the crap would be coming outta me)

 

[jake34]

Aww! Somebody bumped the thread

Hello Jake, Jake's Ass, Jake's Thread, and other visitors!

Hi Grace!

Some Bohemian Rhapsody jerk was trying to call you out for your number of posts.

So I gave you some props on that thread.

Not his business how much you post.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Hiya cutie. Now if you really wanna make my day start kicking the crap outta Jake cause that's what I live for. (actually the crap would be coming outta me)

If you're his ass....aren't you the thing that's typically getting kicked?