OMG - I just realized I do have a fetish! TOYS!

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Toys - I absolutely love sex toys. Not food as sex toys though.

I go through them like candy. They wear out and the only thing that stops me from playing is either time, or the fact that I think I might send myself into a stroke!

I've had toys start burning my palm and convinced myself that the reason my palm hurt was because my hands are soft, unlike my spouse's - who has thick calluses on his. I've also had toys in both holes and pressed against my clit, while pulling on nipple clamps - Yep, that's my fetish and my addiction.

Now I need to buy some this weekend, because I'm down to just one sad little thing and it barely does the job.

Edited to add:

If I'm talking about toys on the thread, please don't PM me about them.

Thanks bunches.

Red.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Toys - I absolutely love sex toys. Not food as sex toys though.

I go through them like candy. They wear out and the only thing that stops me from playing is either time, or the fact that I think I might send myself into a stroke!

I've had toys start burning my palm and convinced myself that the reason my palm hurt was because my hands are soft, unlike my spouse's - who has thick calluses on his. I've also had toys in both holes and pressed against my clit, while pulling on nipple clamps - Yep, that's my fetish and my addiction.

Now I need to buy some this weekend, because I'm down to just one sad little thing and it barely does the job.

Wow Red, I never would have guessed!!! Pleasant surprise, however!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Wow Red, I never would have guessed!!! Pleasant surprise, however!

It surprised me too! I've been sitting here thinking - I have no fetishes and then it was like a light bulb went off right over my head - toys dumbass! I've spent hundreds on toys and some last a while, some die quick (the most expensive vibe died 30 days after purchasing it - I was pissed).

 

[Pervy_Sage]

It surprised me too! I've been sitting here thinking - I have no fetishes and then it was like a light bulb went off right over my head - toys dumbass! I've spent hundreds on toys and some last a while, some die quick (the most expensive vibe died 30 days after purchasing it - I was pissed).

If you're that hard on toys, it makes me wonder how hard you are on a...
(and btw, your reads are damn good)

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

If you're that hard on toys, it makes me wonder how hard you are on a...
(and btw, your reads are damn good)

Thank you very much.

The one dying so soon after purchase taught me a valuable lesson - keep your receipts! I am quite good with the real thing and have yet to break one.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Thank you very much.

The one dying so soon after purchase taught me a valuable lesson - keep your receipts! I am quite good with the real thing and have yet to break one.

I bet you ARE quite good with the real thing. That imagination has to come from somewhere..

Question: How often do you play with your toys?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I bet you ARE quite good with the real thing. That imagination has to come from somewhere..

Question: How often do you play with your toys?

If time allows - Mon-Friday, at least once a day. Usually before noon, because of privacy. lol

More so if I have written something and need several breaks to collect my thoughts.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

If time allows - Mon-Friday, at least once a day. Usually before noon, because of privacy. lol

More so if I have written something and need several breaks to collect my thoughts.

Lol. Intriguing, you are.

I can relate. I have had to take breaks while reading your work for..uhm...collection.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Lol. Intriguing, you are.

I can relate. I have had to take breaks while reading your work for..uhm...collection.

*chuckles* Then I'm doing my job well.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

*chuckles* Then I'm doing my job well.

Lol. I'll have to agree with you there. You are a pro's pro.

So, which of your toys is your present favorite?

 

[LordMorningwood]

I've had toys start burning my palm and convinced myself that the reason my palm hurt was because my hands are soft, unlike my spouse's - who has thick calluses on his. I've also had toys in both holes and pressed against my clit, while pulling on nipple clamps - Yep, that's my fetish and my addiction.

Sorry for blundering into your thread, but I found that simple confession gasp-out loud hot and sexy. You've made my afternoon.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Sorry for blundering into your thread, but I found that simple confession gasp-out loud hot and sexy. You've made my afternoon.

Yeah...you and me both, guy!

 

[klippert]

Toys - I absolutely love sex toys. Not food as sex toys though.

I go through them like candy. They wear out and the only thing that stops me from playing is either time, or the fact that I think I might send myself into a stroke!

I've had toys start burning my palm and convinced myself that the reason my palm hurt was because my hands are soft, unlike my spouse's - who has thick calluses on his. I've also had toys in both holes and pressed against my clit, while pulling on nipple clamps - Yep, that's my fetish and my addiction.

Now I need to buy some this weekend, because I'm down to just one sad little thing and it barely does the job.

That is just fine with me. I have a feitsh for woman that luv sex toys.... Because I luv too watch a woman taking complete pleasuer in her body

 

[Prince Albert]

Toys - I absolutely love sex toys. Not food as sex toys though.

I go through them like candy. They wear out and the only thing that stops me from playing is either time, or the fact that I think I might send myself into a stroke!

I've had toys start burning my palm and convinced myself that the reason my palm hurt was because my hands are soft, unlike my spouse's - who has thick calluses on his. I've also had toys in both holes and pressed against my clit, while pulling on nipple clamps - Yep, that's my fetish and my addiction.

Now I need to buy some this weekend, because I'm down to just one sad little thing and it barely does the job.

I hope you returned that toy. I have a whole bunch also. Some time I need to actually count, photograph how many.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Lol. I'll have to agree with you there. You are a pro's pro.

So, which of your toys is your present favorite?

The one that works! (a small little bullet vibe) LOL - sadly I need to make a trip to the adult store Friday - if I can finagle some funds to spend on myself. lol

Sorry for blundering into your thread, but I found that simple confession gasp-out loud hot and sexy. You've made my afternoon.

No need to apologize, the thread is there for everyone, even blundering folks.

I wrote a story about that experience - it was humorous and hot. But ended with smoke and not figuratively either.

That is just fine with me. I have a feitsh for woman that luv sex toys.... Because I luv too watch a woman taking complete pleasuer in her body

My spouse doesn't really like my toys and doesn't mind me having broken ones. He will use them on me, but not nearly as long as I would like him too. lol

I prefer a lot of play with them before intercourse, because intercourse doesn't get me off as much as clitoris stimulation. Once I'm close to orgasm, then full penetration is wonderful, it's like the penis is the final push needed for the over-the-top eruption that I've been teased with all night.

I hope you returned that toy. I have a whole bunch also. Some time I need to actually count, photograph how many.

I didn't because I hadn't thought to keep my receipt - lesson learned. It had worked great up until just around or just after that 30 day period. It was a $150.00 vibe. *sighs* I loved that toy. After it broke it took me 6 mths. (if memory serves me right) to part with it, even though it didn't work, and I never used it again. It was like I was losing my best-sex-friend.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I would gladly donate to your fetish fund! I strongly believe in a woman being able to satusfy herself. Lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I would gladly donate to your fetish fund! I strongly believe in a woman being able to satusfy herself. Lol

That's so kind of you. Perhaps I need to establish my own personal paypal account. lol Red's Fetish Fund

 

[DeathAndTaxes]

You bought a Hitachi Magic Wand yet, Red? Pricey, but worth every penny. Your vagina will break before that bad boy will. That and a butt plug is enough for me to practically time travel.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You bought a Hitachi Magic Wand yet, Red? Pricey, but worth every penny. Your vagina will break before that bad boy will. That and a butt plug is enough for me to practically time travel.

No, I have not, but with the small bit of reviews I just read I think I just found my next purchase!

I've always wanted to own a glass phallus too. So that's on my list of desires. The idea of sucking a cock, while I'm playing with myself drives me crazy and there isn't always a real cock around when you need one. I think a glass phallus may be just what I need.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

No, I have not, but with the small bit of reviews I just read I think I just found my next purchase!

I've always wanted to own a glass phallus too. So that's on my list of desires. The idea of sucking a cock, while I'm playing with myself drives me crazy and there isn't always a real cock around when you need one. I think a glass phallus may be just what I need.

Yep, you're moving right up the "litsters I love" list!

 

[LordMorningwood]

The idea of sucking a cock, while I'm playing with myself drives me crazy and there isn't always a real cock around when you need one. I think a glass phallus may be just what I need.

Got me gasping again . .

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Yep, you're moving right up the "litsters I love" list!

*chuckles* Good to know.

Got me gasping again . .

Sorry. Just remember if you start to panic, just grab a paper bag and breathe into it. I hear that helps.


I'm very anxious for Friday now. I wonder if they have that wand at the store, or if I'll have to special order it.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

*chuckles* Good to know.

Sorry. Just remember if you start to panic, just grab a paper bag and breathe into it. I hear that helps.


I'm very anxious for Friday now. I wonder if they have that wand at the store, or if I'll have to special order it.

Can't you call ahead? Oh, have you ever heard of the Njoy? It's supposed to be good as gold!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Can't you call ahead? Oh, have you ever heard of the Njoy? It's supposed to be good as gold!

Yes, and lovely, lovely, lovely.

I can, but why call ahead? I'm going anyway.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Yes, and lovely, lovely, lovely.

I can, but why call ahead? I'm going anyway.

Lol. True. *moves Red up a couple more spots*