Responding

[Lorilei]

Neither can I! I was going to say I was LOLing, but I don't want to get Perg all riled up.

You!

 

[jake34]

Jake's had a hard life.
A lifetime of rejection by the dames.
He thought he'd arrived once he made assistant produce manager back in '79.
And then there was the unfortunate laxative addiction....

Cowboy does not understand that the times have changed.

This is not the Wild, Wild West no longer and it is just NOT acceptable to have sex with your horse and chalk it up as a woman you have scored with.

And kissing the ass of the ladies of Lit just to get a little play time with his little rifle does not count as an actual encounter either.

Then there is the whole time that he dropped the soap in the shower. But he does not like to talk about that.

 

[jake34]

This is what gets you going?

Good, because the first, last, and only pussy you're ever gonna see is the one you fell out of when you were born.

Want a cookie?

You got milk to go with my cookies you stupid, skanky, sour bitch?

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

If "WTB" means what I think it means, I'll go in half with ya.

Grace, that's not what we paid for, is it?

I demand a refund. Or immediate satisfaction.

Jeez! You ladies are brutal!


Poor Jake. Would someone hand the poor fellow some body armor and a life preserver?

 

[GracefullyYours]

Hey Jake!

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1598543241851&id=f8f9ac5347d1e706bfbbc8528b22356a

 

[Quoll]

Stupid twenty second rule, now it's all messed up, I may have to do it over.

 

[GracefullyYours]

You got milk to go with my cookies you stupid, skanky, sour bitch?

I've got cream....but not for you

 

[jake34]

Jake, do you think this is getting a bit out of hand?

Did your mother drop you when you were young?

You seem to have a sudden obsession with this nice young 102 year old man named Jake.

Hold on sonny.

I need to go take my teeth out.

And I need to find a place to rest my damn walker.

Then it's 'go time'.

 

[jake34]

Text book case.

Keeps track of every PM he's ever sent, logs the response.
Answers every single post, in order, hours after they're posted.
Was traumatized when he came home from the laundromat one sock short.

Please man.

For the love of God.

I'm begging you now.

Before I go off and actually go get me some with that new obsessive poster.

Please don't start breaking out into a full rendition of 'Home on the Range'.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Picture Of Jake!!!!!!

Found you!!!!

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1618330787858&id=d7d0263cfd846d97e31a383b72c14a44

 

[Spence99]

Did your mother drop you when you were young?

You seem to have a sudden obsession with this nice young 102 year old man named Jake.

Hold on sonny.

I need to go take my teeth out.

And I need to find a place to rest my damn walker.

Then it's 'go time'.

Can't your walker just stand on its own?

 

[jake34]

Hey Jake!

Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and came back in flip-flops!

Don't quit your day job.

Sex is much less painful for your audience.

 

[GracefullyYours]

So....Jake

Aren't you depriving some village of its idiot?

 

[Quoll]

Jake, you sort of come across as having some fairly rigid ideas, don't you think you could be a little bit more flexible?

Hey, come on man, all I'm asking for here is a little respect, would it kill ya to answer my question?

 

[jake34]

Can't. Stop. Laughing. At. Quoll.

Can't. Stop. Looking. At. The red.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Don't quit your day job.

Sex is much less painful for your audience.

Well shit....Thanks!

 

[bronzeage]

What the fuck is this shit?

 

[Quoll]

Jake, this is not going well really, is it?

Look, I'm not totally insensitive, if you are not interested in answering, just say so?

 

[GracefullyYours]

Hey Jake!

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1598372452607&id=6b0a38f120cb8b2674e6c48ec67ef3cb

 

[jake34]

I've got cream....but not for you

Oh come on.

You had me so excited that I was ACTUALLY going to get some.

Not easy for a 102 year old senior to get some action.

Fuck.

I've already taken that Viagra and just washed it down with some warm milk.

Supposed to keep you hard for over four hours.

Fuck.

 

[Lorilei]

What the fuck is this shit?

LOL.

Sorry, Perg. I cannot give up the LOL.

 

[richard_daily]

Personal attack that is not necessary.

About as fun as any other politician.

This thread wasn't necessary. You're a whiny baby.

 

[jake34]

Found you!!!!

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1618330787858&id=d7d0263cfd846d97e31a383b72c14a44

That's my mom bitch.

Mommy!

I'm coming home soon.

 

[Quoll]

Jake, do you think you have made any headway in getting your point across?

Okay, now you are just being rude, that's wrong dude, you can't just leave a guy hanging like that.

 

[GracefullyYours]

What the fuck is this shit?

Cliffs notes:

creepy cyber stalker comes after VAGirl. We give him shit. His OCD makes him reply to every post. He said he was sorry, then he went after Lori. He's an unqualified and - truly - unique form of asshole. He's shit all over the playground already, now he's here. We're poking him with sticks trying to get him to leave.