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Honest mistake.

It's what comes from hanging out with a perfect speller like Grace.

You start to focus on the spelling.

Nothing BUT the spelling.

Kinda hinders your ability to have any real rational thoughts.

Thank goodness you are not afflicted in such a way.
 
*humps your leg*

Jake is an assface douchecanoe for even SUGGESTING a slur towards Lori.

What a fuckwad of douchery.

Jake's had a hard life.
A lifetime of rejection by the dames.
He thought he'd arrived once he made assistant produce manager back in '79.
And then there was the unfortunate laxative addiction....
 
First "toots", now "commies". Dear God, I thought this might be a clueless kid. This dickhead is in his 60s, minimum.


God damn it.

Stop fucking assuming all the time.

I am 102 years old as of yesterday.

You got a problem with that Mr. Wayne?

My birthday present is to have the chance to hang out for a day with cool and popular posters like you.

That is what really gets me going.
 
God damn it.

Stop fucking assuming all the time.

I am 102 years old as of yesterday.

You got a problem with that Mr. Wayne?

My birthday present is to have the chance to hang out for a day with cool and popular posters like you.

That is what really gets me going.

This is what gets you going?

Good, because the first, last, and only pussy you're ever gonna see is the one you fell out of when you were born.

Want a cookie? :)
 
Look at it this way.....he's either a "has been," a "never was," or a "won't amount to shit."


As opposed to this dumb bitch ... she is definitely either a "has been with everyone", a "never was without a partner for a night", or a "has even had sex in a pile of shit".
 
It's true, asshole.


I really am not very fond of you.

That was a really LOW blow.

No one will ADMIT it because everyone kisses your ass on here.

I'll bet that if I said something like that about YOUR mother that I would have the FBI after me.

Or something like that.

Ah, you have to just LOVE all the FAVORITISM.
 
Jake, you sort of come across as having some fairly rigid ideas, don't you think you could be a little bit more flexible?
 
Jake, do you think you have made any headway in getting your point across?
 
Jake, are you OC?

Text book case.

Keeps track of every PM he's ever sent, logs the response.
Answers every single post, in order, hours after they're posted.
Was traumatized when he came home from the laundromat one sock short.
 
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