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Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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Chaingun said:
Hey there!!! I see you.

Nothing happens in here without me seeing it!

Welcome.


Let me introduce you around...

Ironman is...well, kinda permanently hard so be careful near him. He knocks a lot of glass ware off of the tables.

Designing Angel is kind of angry and likes to kill things that annoy her. But I doubt you'll have any trouble.

Preacher's Wife is...well...permanently randy. Be careful...she's always in the mood.

Brad is oddly fixated with driving a big truck. He may be compensating for something.

Whip Luvr is our tank driver. She's kind of an angry pixie and I would sugggest staying out of her way when she's in the mood to kill things.

Neon Knickers is not interested in the killing of the undead or the slaying of tasty animals so we're growing a garden to feed her and anyone else who decides to swear off their meat-atarian diet.

Tiarra is sweet as pie and just wants some oral lovin'.

Size 13 is a violent sort when the walkers come around. He treats them very badly...which is good.

Serene is just here for the sex. I like that about her. You always know where you stand.

Kat is good for keeping P-Dub occupied. She's also a hell of a cook.

Janee is our medical officer. If she tells you to go to quarantine tell her to call me before putting you out of your misery. I might be able to save you.

Bella is a former stripper who had been zombie-fied. She's cured now but a little confused.

Micky is that big winged thing that flies over and kills the undead with his halitosis.

Ella comes around sometimes...and then wanders off again.

Fake A Smile made it here all the way from the UK, where apparently things are just as bad.

Minalick is our other Canadian and keeps to herself...in fact, I haven't seen her in a couple of days.

FunGatorGurl and SunshineGirl rarely appear, but we love them just the same.

AVY is known as AvrgBlkGrl elsewhere; she used to lead a band of people who wandered the remains of our civilization and preyed on weaker people. She joined us briefly, but I think she's left. If you see her, tell her she's welcome to come live with us again.

Som here, is a human tank. He's got quite an appetite. Don't get anything you value anywhere near his mouth.

There are others spread around the complex, cleaning weapons, making food, cleaning up, repairing vehicles, standing guard, or simply resting. I'll introduce them as I see them.

And, I, I am your host. Everything here is yours to enjoy for as long as you'd like to stay and hide from the horrors of the outside world. Welcome.
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Thanks for the low down ... I'm just here for the guys. ;)
 
Chaingun said:
Well, you're safe here. Did I mention the clothing optional policy. It reassures others that you have no zombie bites on your body.


Yes, yes you are. Did I mention the clothing optional policy?
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I guess it's a good thing I'm already naked. :devil:
 
Who's ready for a very mild Zombie Prank tonight that we can all play on the rest of the board?
 
True, true. It does take a good bit, but not everything, else you'd be dead CG. *I grin, standing and bowing to Laydee* So here for the menfolk hm? How may we assist you?
 
BBL. n sensei... Who volunteered me exactly/ o_O n would a combination of high grade steel and kevlar save me from your explosions? o_O
 
*walks out of the armory rubbing my eyes*

Damn...

Where did all these people come from?

Welcome, I guess...
 
sombrablanca said:
BBL. n sensei... Who volunteered me exactly/ o_O n would a combination of high grade steel and kevlar save me from your explosions? o_O
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Would it protect you? Iunno. Never tried. Depends on how well it plays with acid. My explosions usually involve acid. Or base. But usually acid.
 
OK, here's the joke...and the contest...


Look at the Playground's front page. Go to the index in the top right. Go back AT LEAST 11 pages. Find a really dead thread, preferably one that you think is stupid.

Resurrect it. Post something. Tell us which thread by linking it here. The rest of us should post in it as well and suddenly make it a living thread. (Zombie thread!!!)

Sorry, I'm a dork. I think that resurrecting ancient threads and confusing people is funny.
 
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