Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Chaingun]

I've been meaning to ask CG... Whered you find this much Rumple Minz? and howd you find it worked?

There were two tanker trucks stalled out on the road. I killed their zombie drivers and backed them up to the bunker expecting to keep a lifetime supply of my favorite schnapps. And then I discovered while spitting mouthfuls of Rumple Minz across a flame at one of the undead that they do not like the super schnapps.


I like to keep it chilled in the freezer so it goes down like an angry ice cube, but it turns out that when mixed with their bodies, it makes a wonderful fuel to power our generators.

 

[85Ironman]

There were two tanker trucks stalled out on the road. I killed their zombie drivers ...

They can drive now? I don't think these are normal zombies...

 

[SmileyGirl]

They can drive now? I don't think these are normal zombies...

Super Zombies?

 

[sombrablanca]

probably got bit while in truck. zombies are too stupid to get out.

 

[85Ironman]

probably got bit while in truck. zombies are too stupid to get out.

Too stupid to get out of the truck but smart enough to be able to drive it? That seems highly unlikely.

 

[Designing_Angel]

Too stupid to get out of the truck but smart enough to be able to drive it? That seems highly unlikely.

Mid transition zombies maybe????

Brain not quiet all the way burnt out and driving to get help in a vehicle to move the crap in the roads.

But really, the man has a zombie soylent green moat to fuel his tanks and we are focusing on driving zombies.

 

[sombrablanca]

he didnt say the trucks were being driven. lol Iron.

 

[Designing_Angel]

he didnt say the trucks were being driven. lol Iron.

Nice catch!

 

[sombrablanca]

tyty. Seemed obvious to me. Trucker gets bit, mebbe by hitchhikers, they keep going for a bit. mebbe sleeping in cabin, or hell if its a fast infection, mebbe just driving along and wham no more capacity to open door and get out..

 

[Designing_Angel]

If we just acquired the machinery to dig ditches, how exactly did CG make a moat all by himself?

CG, are you really a superhero? Were you just toying with Whip and myself, making us believe you were really trapped handcuffed to the bed? Are you're powers bacon and BBQ fueled?

My whole reality has been shifted!!!!

 

[sombrablanca]

maybe he had them before and they broke down? Or we just havent seen them yet. Or he could have had a slave gang for a while, n zombies got them all... Thats how he knows hes immune. the part that scares me is how he found only his nut butter cured zombies. *whispers* Necrophilia...

 

[Designing_Angel]

Damn there goes my peanut butter craving.

 

[Chaingun]

They can drive now? I don't think these are normal zombies...

LOL

Super Zombies?

Eek! No!

probably got bit while in truck. zombies are too stupid to get out.

Winner, winner, zombie dinner!

Too stupid to get out of the truck but smart enough to be able to drive it? That seems highly unlikely.

It is very unlikely.

But really, the man has a zombie soylent green moat to fuel his tanks and we are focusing on driving zombies.

I R a genius.

he didnt say the trucks were being driven. lol Iron.

Again, the kid is right.

tyty. Seemed obvious to me. Trucker gets bit, mebbe by hitchhikers, they keep going for a bit. mebbe sleeping in cabin, or hell if its a fast infection, mebbe just driving along and wham no more capacity to open door and get out..

Yep, dumb sumbitches.

If we just acquired the machinery to dig ditches, how exactly did CG make a moat all by himself?

I dug the moat years ago when I started pouring all this concrete.

CG, are you really a superhero? Were you just toying with Whip and myself, making us believe you were really trapped handcuffed to the bed? Are you're powers bacon and BBQ fueled?

I'm no superhero but bacon and bbq do keep me going.

My whole reality has been shifted!!!!

I'm good like that.

The part that scares me is how he found only his nut butter cured zombies. *whispers* Necrophilia...

Um, that's kind of a private matter between me and my zombie concubines. Sorry.

The second stripper is nearly cured by the way.

Anyone seen AVY, by the way? I think she ran off.

 

[Chaingun]

Damn there goes my peanut butter craving.

LOL


:-l

(Poker face)

 

[laydee_luck]

(sneaks in and hides under the table)

 

[Chaingun]

(sneaks in and hides under the table)

Hey there!!! I see you.

Nothing happens in here without me seeing it!

Welcome.


Let me introduce you around...

Ironman is...well, kinda permanently hard so be careful near him. He knocks a lot of glass ware off of the tables.

Designing Angel is kind of angry and likes to kill things that annoy her. But I doubt you'll have any trouble.

Preacher's Wife is...well...permanently randy. Be careful...she's always in the mood.

Brad is oddly fixated with driving a big truck. He may be compensating for something.

Whip Luvr is our tank driver. She's kind of an angry pixie and I would sugggest staying out of her way when she's in the mood to kill things.

Neon Knickers is not interested in the killing of the undead or the slaying of tasty animals so we're growing a garden to feed her and anyone else who decides to swear off their meat-atarian diet.

Tiarra is sweet as pie and just wants some oral lovin'.

Size 13 is a violent sort when the walkers come around. He treats them very badly...which is good.

Serene is just here for the sex. I like that about her. You always know where you stand.

Kat is good for keeping P-Dub occupied. She's also a hell of a cook.

Janee is our medical officer. If she tells you to go to quarantine tell her to call me before putting you out of your misery. I might be able to save you.

Bella is a former stripper who had been zombie-fied. She's cured now but a little confused.

Micky is that big winged thing that flies over and kills the undead with his halitosis.

Ella comes around sometimes...and then wanders off again.

Fake A Smile made it here all the way from the UK, where apparently things are just as bad.

Minalick is our other Canadian and keeps to herself...in fact, I haven't seen her in a couple of days.

FunGatorGurl and SunshineGirl rarely appear, but we love them just the same.

AVY is known as AvrgBlkGrl elsewhere; she used to lead a band of people who wandered the remains of our civilization and preyed on weaker people. She joined us briefly, but I think she's left. If you see her, tell her she's welcome to come live with us again.

Som here, is a human tank. He's got quite an appetite. Don't get anything you value anywhere near his mouth.

There are others spread around the complex, cleaning weapons, making food, cleaning up, repairing vehicles, standing guard, or simply resting. I'll introduce them as I see them.

And, I, I am your host. Everything here is yours to enjoy for as long as you'd like to stay and hide from the horrors of the outside world. Welcome.

 

[laydee_luck]

Hey there!!! I see you.

Nothing happens in here without me seeing it!

Welcome.

(crawls out from under the table, shaking)

Hi, thanks for the welcome. I could have sworn they were chasing me!!!

 

[sombrablanca]

*wonders how one sneaks into a patrolled bunker with a moat, and spotlights, then under the table in a room full of people, but since she snuck in, continues munching fried pork chops, apple sauce, and garlic cheddar biscuits.*

 

[sombrablanca]

Who? Zombies die before they get 100 yards from this place, usually even further out.

 

[laydee_luck]

*wonders how one sneaks into a patrolled bunker with a moat, and spotlights, then under the table in a room full of people, but since she snuck in, continues munching fried pork chops, apple sauce, and garlic cheddar biscuits.*

Cause I'm that good!

 

[SmileyGirl]

Who? Zombies die before they get 100 yards from this place, usually even further out.

Thanks to the Peppermint Schnapps

 

[sombrablanca]

Nsh with all our rifle happy types theyve barely even gotten to the moat. We've been having to bulldoze them into it. Don't get in the way of my battleaxe or 1919. mmm i see. im Som, and I'm not -that- voracious. Though if its a delectable lady... maybe. xD

 

[Chaingun]

(crawls out from under the table, shaking)

Hi, thanks for the welcome. I could have sworn they were chasing me!!!

Well, you're safe here. Did I mention the clothing optional policy. It reassures others that you have no zombie bites on your body.

*wonders how one sneaks into a patrolled bunker with a moat, and spotlights, then under the table in a room full of people, but since she snuck in...*

Well, did you ever see Hogan's Heroes with the tunnels that came up outside the wire? Those things are everywhere out there. And they're clearly marked since zombies can't read anymore.

Who? Zombies die before they get 100 yards from this place, usually even further out.

Yup. Bastards. They make good fuel. And the by product of that biodiesel process makes a sort of beer that some people here seem to like. Blech.

Cause I'm that good!

Yes, yes you are. Did I mention the clothing optional policy?

Thanks to the Peppermint Schnapps

Yeah. Ten thousand gallons of it.

 

[laydee_luck]

Nsh with all our rifle happy types theyve barely even gotten to the moat. We've been having to bulldoze them into it. Don't get in the way of my battleaxe or 1919. mmm i see. im Som, and I'm not -that- voracious. Though if its a delectable lady... maybe. xD

It's a secret and I can't tell you.

I'm laydee

 

[Chaingun]

Nsh with all our rifle happy types theyve barely even gotten to the moat. We've been having to bulldoze them into it. Don't get in the way of my battleaxe or 1919. mmm i see. im Som, and I'm not -that- voracious. Though if its a delectable lady... maybe. xD

Oh no, when you first came around you said you were four hundred pounds of solid muscle. You HAVE to eat everything that comes within your reach to maintain that.

LOL