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You had me at "not written in English"...
Um, that's...nice. But, sorry Bro, I don't swing that way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Um, that's...nice. But, sorry Bro, I don't swing that way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Time and place for everything Som. But cardinal rule is respecting personal space. Nekkid or clothed, unless you have been green lighted, approach how you would a family member.
Trust me, my signals are not hard to miss when I give them. You get a pass for your first warning, just remember that we girls aren't just T&A.
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Sure, but watch out, I am ticklish
Well, if you have the good taste not to mention that THAT is not your belly button, I'll refrain from pointing out that THAT is not my finger.
And I will attempt not to tickle you...
....if you promise not to laugh.
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It totally is English. lol. Though I do leave some words out at times, I should think it's readable.
Hehe, never ever acted like -ANYONE- is just T and A. It is totally not what I want. but, meh. Glad you accepted apology, and I will keep that in mind. It will be very clear if you want any hands near you. Good thing anyways with me being an Aspy. I like blunt.
Hehe, never ever acted like -ANYONE- is just T and A. It is totally not what I want. but, meh. Glad you accepted apology, and I will keep that in mind. It will be very clear if you want any hands near you. Good thing anyways with me being an Aspy. I like blunt.
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And to think I trusted you...now remove your toe from my nostril!
Damn, I knew that this was all wrong.
Sorry.
It's uh, ok. Let's just agree not to talk about it.
*changes subject*
So, did you get to fire the new Glock 18 that I found?
[How auspicious. My 4000th post is about my seksual ineptitude and an accidental homo-erotical encounter. Gotta lay off the bourbon, Dave...]
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Damn, I knew that this was all wrong.
Sorry.
It's uh, ok. Let's just agree not to talk about it.
*changes subject*
So, did you get to fire the new Glock 18 that I found?
You could try again...maybe you would get it right this time
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lmao. Cmon Chain its a sign from the cosmos. Expand your horizons. Save a horse, ride an ironman and all that?
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Helloooo *waves*
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Smiler! Howya Doin'?
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You could try again...maybe you would get it right this time
I am afraid that I might only further embarrass myself. So I will not make any more advances on your person until I am a few more drinks in.
That's a fine weapon I'm sure. But I likes me Glocks.
Aren't you already dangerously close to getting voted off the island? LOL I thought DA was gonna shoot you in your boyhood a minute ago.
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Herrrrrrrroooooooooo!!!!
Glad you're back. Must be hard visiting Florida from the UK, what with all those zombies between here and there. Any news???
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Mehhhh.... Gotta be me. n hey, it aint like im grabbing or trying to feed you something. Thatd be different. Its jokin around, as hell, she said to. Hiyas FAS.
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Herrrrrrrroooooooooo!!!!
Glad you're back. Must be hard visiting Florida from the UK, what with all those zombies between here and there. Any news???
Well I managed to stow away on the ship
Sneaked off and made it here without being seen Go meeeeeee Had a few scares along the way but managed to stay under the Zombiedar Hello
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Well I managed to stow away on the ship
Awesome. Glad you were able to make it. We've always got room for you, Dear.
Need anything? We've got pulled pork bbq sandwiches. Beer, wine, soda, liquor. You name it.
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Ohhh food I'm starving
Maybe a glass of wine but not too much incase we have an invasion don't want to be missing my target
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Ohhh food I'm starving
OK, I understand. But we're always prepared. Even if we don't see them coming to shoot them, when they fall into the moat full of peppermint schnapps, they die. For some reason, it kills on contact.
Just another happy coincidence of the post zombie apocalypse world.
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Well thank god for peppermint schnapps hahaOK, I understand. But we're always prepared. Even if we don't see them coming to shoot them, when they fall into the moat full of peppermint schnapps, they die. For some reason, it kills on contact.
Just another happy coincidence of the post zombie apocalypse world.
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Well thank god for peppermint schnapps haha
It's that high proof Rumple Minz brand that does it.
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I've been meaning to ask CG... Whered you find this much Rumple Minz? and howd you find it worked?
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