Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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Thanks for the invite. I'll do my best to stay cocked and loaded. (hehe, that's what he said) :D

LOL.


But if that is you in the picture, it's possible that you are wearing too much.

Although, I approve of the heels. When I rule the world, all wimmens will get free heels to wear.


Wait, I do rule the world. Let's raid a Jimmy Choo's for you ladies.
 
Whos jimmy Choo...?

He's one of the shoe designers that make the wimmens want to drop five grand on a pair of sexy shoes. You're going to need to know these things unless you enjoy walking point for Brad. HE's talking about Tim Horton's; I'M talking about Jimmy Choo. Guess which one of us the ladies want to ride with when we go foraging?


LOL
 
LOL.


But if that is you in the picture, it's possible that you are wearing too much.

Although, I approve of the heels. When I rule the world, all wimmens will get free heels to wear.


Wait, I do rule the world. Let's raid a Jimmy Choo's for you ladies.
Damn CG, I think you just outted yourself for a zombie killing mo fo with a FMP fetish.
 
Damn CG, I think you just outted yourself for a zombie killing mo fo with a FMP fetish.

I thought is was obvious.


*raises hand*

"I'm Dave, and I've got a foot fetish, and a sexy heels fetish, and a sexy butt fetish..."

ALL: "Hi Dave..."
 
He's one of the shoe designers that make the wimmens want to drop five grand on a pair of sexy shoes. You're going to need to know these things unless you enjoy walking point for Brad. HE's talking about Tim Horton's; I'M talking about Jimmy Choo. Guess which one of us the ladies want to ride with when we go foraging?


LOL

I dunno, darlin. I'm fond of Jimmy Choo, but - I LOVE me some Timmies! ;)
 
I thought is was obvious.


*raises hand*

"I'm Dave, and I've got a foot fetish, and a sexy heels fetish, and a sexy butt fetish..."

ALL: "Hi Dave..."
Wait I thought Jim was the one singing Sir Mix ALot today... That was you humming along wasn't it?
 
I dunno, darlin. I'm fond of Jimmy Choo, but - I LOVE me some Timmies! ;)

Tough decision you're going to have to make then, huh?

Ride with Brad on a coffee foraging expedition, ride with me and grab up some sexy FMP's, or simply rest your pretty head here and wait for your male admirers to return with both and pay tribute to you.
 
Hey I know to grab any Coach bags I see, versace, chanelle, vera wang, things like that...
 
CG you forget something! Wimmenz are all about that stuff. Its like ive seen before. Lingerie isnt for men. nor any sexy clothing. For us its the wrapping paper on the christmas present. Its kinda purty, but mostly in the way, ripped off in seconds and forgotten. They love the stuff though. So they should be happy we forego our preference. Well, that is the usual theory at least.
 
I like your sense of humor. Well played!

Thank you. I do try.

LOL.

But if that is you in the picture, it's possible that you are wearing too much.

Although, I approve of the heels. When I rule the world, all wimmens will get free heels to wear.


Wait, I do rule the world. Let's raid a Jimmy Choo's for you ladies.

Free heels AND free lingerie from VS and you got a deal.
 
CG you forget something! Wimmenz are all about that stuff. Its like ive seen before. Lingerie isnt for men. nor any sexy clothing. For us its the wrapping paper on the christmas present. Its kinda purty, but mostly in the way, ripped off in seconds and forgotten. They love the stuff though. So they should be happy we forego our preference. Well, that is the usual theory at least.

Yeah, but there's no one at the mall to see those Coach bags you're going to grab for them. Those are only good for carrying ammo and lip balm in now.

And there's far more practical stuff to carry your kit in in this post apocalyptic world.

But the heels...Oh my, let them wear the heels around the bunker. They can stay as long as they want if they've got the heels on.
 
Free heels AND free lingerie from VS and you got a deal.

I am compelled to fire up the armored car and take you on a foraging expedition to the mall so you can grab up all the heels and lingerie you want.
 
Dude Coach bags are good for whacking. Heels can be a really bad thing. Hm... Wait? whats the deal? you said deal... *found some various lingeries, and has them stashed. various sizes and styles too.*
 
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