Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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Hmmm, I wonder if I should practice on you first. Just to make sure my technique is not rusty.

Damn! I'm cured already? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. I need to get my freak on and the hot nekkie wimmens are runnin' off.

Ya goin' make yo fortune by and by. but if you lose...no questions as to why.

Darkest of night
With the moon shinin' bright
There's a set goin' strong
Lotta things goin' on
The man of the hour
Has an air of great power
The dudes have envied him for so long




:devil:
 
Damn! I'm cured already? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. I need to get my freak on and the hot nekkie wimmens are runnin' off.


Well Damn! Since you are cured, you will not be needing Mouth-to-Cock Resuscitation!

I wonder if Brad or Size 13 might be interested. I was really in the mood for it...

*wanders off*
 
* sneaks out and into the tank, driving it away to clear a few more trees as quietly as one can possibly drive a tank*
 
*heads back to dance some more. looking for someone to press my naked body against*

"I do believe I need another drink"
 
Well Damn! Since you are cured, you will not be needing Mouth-to-Cock Resuscitation!

I wonder if Brad or Size 13 might be interested. I was really in the mood for it...

*wanders off*

Unless one of the ladies is interested in giving him mouth to mouth .... he may be on his own. :(
 
* sneaks out and into the tank, driving it away to clear a few more trees as quietly as one can possibly drive a tank*

Damn, Girl, you really like driving that tank, don't ya?

I am sure you will think of something :kiss:

*rubs your sore wrists and ankles*

Ahhh, that feels so good, thank you. Stick around, won't you?

*heads back to dance some more. looking for someone to press my naked body against*

"I do believe I need another drink"

Nekkie bodies are good to press against...me!

Unless one of the ladies is interested in giving him mouth to mouth .... he may be on his own. :(

It's ok dude. I have a similar policy. Women, you're in luck; I'm here to help. Dudes, sorry Bro, you're gonna die.
 
*goes upstairs to check on security measures, check the bio-diesel tanks, inspect the weapons caches, and make sure everyone is happy and well fed.

Blows off steam by un-linking several hundred rounds of 50 cal through a mounted M2.

"Woooo! Yeah, get some!"

Suddenly remembers the two zombie strippers chained up down below.

Walks off in a hurry.*
 
Damn, Girl, you really like driving that tank, don't ya?



Ahhh, that feels so good, thank you. Stick around, won't you?



Nekkie bodies are good to press against...me!



It's ok dude. I have a similar policy. Women, you're in luck; I'm here to help. Dudes, sorry Bro, you're gonna die.


I am still here, just in the background, paying attention to what is needed.
 
good grief. I'm confused here. :p


Nothing to be confused about Sunshine. We're living in safety from the undead that walk the earth and prey on the still living. We hates zombies!

And in the meantime, we've got food, drink, dancing, and lots of sexy fun time!

Speaking of which, got a couple minutes?

;)
 
Nothing to be confused about Sunshine. We're living in safety from the undead that walk the earth and prey on the still living. We hates zombies!

And in the meantime, we've got food, drink, dancing, and lots of sexy fun time!

Speaking of which, got a couple minutes?

;)

Nope. Have homework to do. Want to help?
 
Just as I think things are calm....

*walks back to the sitch room shaking my head*
 
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