Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Chaingun]

Alright all. Keep a watchful eye. Look out for each other. Keep your powder dry.


I'm going to bed. Let's kill zombies tomorrow.

 

[WhipLuvr]

I believe we're going to clear a larger space around our bunker. Take out some trees while you're blowing stuff up, will ya?

* pops off a salute*

YES SIR!

* disappears down the hatch and merrily drives about knocking over trees and trolls alike*

Hey, theyre all about the same in terms of brains.

 

[sombrablanca]

Hey, I got a question *Som asks as he sits atop the tank, using his axe to clear any zombies able to get up the sides of it* What is the virus mutates, gets into the morms, bacteria, microbes etc? Like it pollutes the ground? Or before they got run over did the CDC say it didnt work like that? *his 1919 belches a stream of bullets at zombies who haven't been run over yet, coming at a perpendicular to the tank, trying to stay focused and not be looking into the tank where if he hunches a bit he can watch a very nice set of boobs that jiggle with every jounce of the treads. He is half out of one of the hatches built for a machine gunner, legs in, ass on the armor. using his own preferred weaponry. He knows his 1919 has never failed him. Others might jam*

 

[Chaingun]

My experiments have shown that the virus only affects living human tissue. Thus the reason why we are not polluting the ground nor do we need to worry about the cows and horses. They cannot be infected.

Good job, Som, cut up some more zombies with your battle axe. I like the way they fall apart when you cleave them in two.

*takes out flame thrower and sets a former lawyer from Akron, Ohio on fire. Turns and stares down the hatch at whipLuvr, who wisely has chosen to remain naked so as not to afford the clutching hands of the undead a purchase on her person.*

"Bring me that bull whip when the urge strikes you sometime, won't you?"

 

[sereneone4u]

Hmmm *contemplates the wisdom of her warrior princess attire*

 

[mickyp123]

My experiments have shown that the virus only affects living human tissue. Thus the reason why we are not polluting the ground nor do we need to worry about the cows and horses. They cannot be infected.

Good job, Som, cut up some more zombies with your battle axe. I like the way they fall apart when you cleave them in two.

*takes out flame thrower and sets a former lawyer from Akron, Ohio on fire. Turns and stares down the hatch at whipLuvr, who wisely has chosen to remain naked so as not to afford the clutching hands of the undead a purchase on her person.*

"Bring me that bull whip when the urge strikes you sometime, won't you?"

Can i help regarding the flame thrower, not only am i a Dragon, but last night i got my head into a barrel of Napalm,

If you could feed some suitable prisoners with a date rape drink and make a pile i will do a fly past after the zombies have had a feast and light the whole lot up

"Two birds with one Dragon"

 

[SweetlyJanee]

Awfully quiet in the bunker...maybe everyone's out hunting down zombies or foraging...maybe that damned dragon burned up a few of our own??

Drops off med supplies...spies the vanilla lip gloss...I'll share with Neon when I see her.

See ya Dave!

 

[Chaingun]

Awfully quiet in the bunker...maybe everyone's out hunting down zombies or foraging...maybe that damned dragon burned up a few of our own??

Drops off med supplies...spies the vanilla lip gloss...I'll share with Neon when I see her.

See ya Dave!

Hi Janee!

Sorry, I was down in the lab working on a cure and I must have fallen asleep.

Take all the lip balm and lip gloss you need. We've got plenty now.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Can i help regarding the flame thrower, not only am i a Dragon, but last night i got my head into a barrel of Napalm,

If you could feed some suitable prisoners with a date rape drink and make a pile i will do a fly past after the zombies have had a feast and light the whole lot up

"Two birds with one Dragon"

ehhhh...why am I seeing red at certain words he said? lol...

Micky, what have YOU been drinking my dear? Forget the piles...try some cuddle puddle comfort brew....lol.

Hugs

 

[koalabear]

stock up........

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[85Ironman]

http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

No .44 Caliber? Bummer.

 

[koalabear]

No .44 Caliber? Bummer.

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[Chaingun]

stock up........
http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax

"Y'all better tighten up, koalabear's here."

*points at gum wrapper on the floor of the mess hall*

"Don't you see that? Well, pick it up. We don't want him to think we are slobs. And get out the good eucalyptus leaves...no the good ones!"

Micky, what have YOU been drinking my dear? Forget the piles...try some cuddle puddle comfort brew....lol.

Well, I am working on a cure, My Dear. But we don't necessarily want to save all of them. Especially the Lit Troll Zombies (TM); they've got to go. And the lawyers. The zombie lawyers are the worst. You can always tell they were lawyers in a former life; their moans sound like 'class action suit...billable hours...injunctionnnnnnnnnnnn.'

They must be stopped.

No .44 Caliber? Bummer.

"44, 45, whatever it takes."[/Leslie Nielson as Detective Frank Drebin]



Reminds me of a joke: Know why I carry a 45?
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Cause they don't make a 46.

 

[Chaingun]

Hmmm *contemplates the wisdom of her warrior princess attire*

The Warrior Princess bit is hot. Keep it. That way we'll all be able to concentrate on other stuff. Hopefully.

Can i help regarding the flame thrower, not only am i a Dragon, but last night i got my head into a barrel of Napalm.

Well, there are a lot of trees to the south that are limiting the distance we can fire the tank's main gun. Would you be so kind as to set that forest afire down there? I think there's also a gang of marauders down there that is working up an approach to the bunker. I'm not sure what they are planning on taking yet, but let's make them walk across a lot more open ground, shall we? And if you accidentally scorch their lead vehicles...yeah, the ones with the 105mm howitzers mounted on them--that's ok too. Let's leave them toothless as long as they are threatening us with their presence.

KTHNXBYE!

*waves as Mickey flies away, flames dripping from his fangs*

[Beavis voice]"Heh heh. Heh heh, heh. That rules. It RULES!!! Fire, Fire!! F-f-f-f-fire!!!"[/Beavis voice]

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Well, I am working on a cure, My Dear. But we don't necessarily want to save all of them. Especially the Lit Troll Zombies (TM); they've got to go. And the lawyers. The zombie lawyers are the worst. You can always tell they were lawyers in a former life; their moans sound like 'class action suit...billable hours...injunctionnnnnnnnnnnn.'

They must be stopped.

.

Chaingun, you just knocked over my cuddle puddle brew without a thought. Now I have to clean it out of my cleavage. And I SSSOOOO wanted to offer the steaming mug to that man with the camo foliage on his face....

 

[Chaingun]

Hey all, the tank is being serviced and refueled, the woods south of us are being cleared, and the threat for the immediate time seems to be over. Tomorrow, we're planting a garden to grow vegetables for the vegetarians that have joined us and cotton for the clothes that we'll most surely need.

Scouts report that there's not a zombie within ten miles. Although I am worried about our first Zombie Response Squad; I haven't heard from them for several days. But they are most capable. I know that they're out there, cutting a swath through the undead and foraging for anything that strikes their eyes.

Hmmm, I hope the ladies bring back some pretty lingerie...

Oh, sorry, started daydreaming there. Read up on your Zombie Defense manuals, clean and reload your weapons, get some rest and a hot meal. Enjoy the spaciousness of the complex and get to know your friends. We've got all the time in the world.

Tonight's movie is Caddyshack. So, if you can manage, wear checkered or plaid pants and a golf shirt.

Oh and start learning the lines. We're gonna have fun!
"Where did you come from, a Scotch ad?"

 

[Chaingun]

Chaingun, you just knocked over my cuddle puddle brew without a thought. Now I have to clean it out of my cleavage. And I SSSOOOO wanted to offer the steaming mug to that man with the camo foliage on his face....

Darn, I'm sorry. I was remarking that "objects in mirror are closer than they appear" and before I knew it, I was bumping into your cleavage. My apologies, Ma'am. I meant no offense. And may I say, nice...um...mug.


I need to go clean this uniform and perhaps get a better fitting pair of pants. These seem to have gotten tight.

 

[mickyp123]

Chaingun, you just knocked over my cuddle puddle brew without a thought. Now I have to clean it out of my cleavage. And I SSSOOOO wanted to offer the steaming mug to that man with the camo foliage on his face....

I think the attack has got to be both coordinated and focused, not sure its wise to have guys dwelling on cuddle puddle brew. It will be difficult keeping a low profile while crawling and cuddle puddled up.

I am off to carry out my task and torch all the woody's i mean woods,
whose in charge of the weather forcasts, to get future wind directions.

If i can find the 105ml Howitzer ammo store i will warm up the cases.

Maybe Artina can Discipline the troops

 

[mickyp123]

Darn, I'm sorry. I was remarking that "objects in mirror are closer than they appear" and before I knew it, I was bumping into your cleavage. My apologies, Ma'am. I meant no offense. And may I say, nice...um...mug.


I need to go clean this uniform and perhaps get a better fitting pair of pants. These seem to have gotten tight.

I need to go clean this uniform and perhaps get a better fitting pair of pants. These seem to have gotten tight.

Nooo i think its a pipe bomb you are carrying and it looks like it could have gone unstable and is starting to weep

 

[sombrablanca]

Or TNT. That'd be a new take on "Hey Babe, I have an explosion waiting in my pants waiting with your name on it." Cuddlepuddlebrew, is that to make someone all cuddly and a puddle at your feet? Or is it to make him want to make you leave a puddle? Or make one together?

 

[Chaingun]

Maybe Artina can Discipline the troops

I don't know if she's that kind of girl. But she is lovely and loving. I could watch her walk around here all day in that cat suit. :sigh:

Nooo i think its a pipe bomb you are carrying and it looks like it could have gone unstable and is starting to weep

I've been having trouble with that thing for years.

 

[Chaingun]

Alright, I've changed my mind. No movie tonight.

I think we need to have a dance party after dinner. Everybody report to the mess hall and I'll fire up the sound system. Brad has wired up all the lights and speakers, the forage parties have brought back lots of liquor and beer, and my industrial grade ice machine has literally tons of ice ready for making drinks.

First...what'll ya have? In another life, I was a hell of a bartender. Tell me what you ladies are having and I'll mix it up in a jif. Guys...beer's over there. No mixed drinks for you or intoxication; if the party goes well, I may send you all out on patrol or guard duty. You dig?

Second...get yer purty outfits on (or off) and get out on the floor and shake yer booties. Plenty of room, even for the men and the dragon if he folds his wings a little. Just watch out for the flames dripping from that dude. His halitosis has vaporized a couple trees today. LOL


Later on, I might administer some of the injections of the substance that I have discovered prevents zombie-ism. It also cures sleepwalking.

*blows dust off old Saturday Night Fever record*

 

[Size13]

Tank is serviced... How the hell did you get this new of a model?

I also checked out the Harrier, and it is ready to rock and roll.

All of the chain guns on the roof have been serviced.

I took it upon myself to commandeer some space for a reloading area. I am looking for nubile females to come help me in this endeavor. I will instruct you on this critical task.

The MK19 grenade launcher is also cleaned and ready for action.

However, the Bradley is in sad shape. CG, dude, what is up with that?

I am also looking for female apprentices to learn my trade...

 

[WhipLuvr]

My experiments have shown that the virus only affects living human tissue. Thus the reason why we are not polluting the ground nor do we need to worry about the cows and horses. They cannot be infected.

Good job, Som, cut up some more zombies with your battle axe. I like the way they fall apart when you cleave them in two.

*takes out flame thrower and sets a former lawyer from Akron, Ohio on fire. Turns and stares down the hatch at whipLuvr, who wisely has chosen to remain naked so as not to afford the clutching hands of the undead a purchase on her person.*

"Bring me that bull whip when the urge strikes you sometime, won't you?"

Yes sir.

* pulls on a snug-fitting tank top (pun intended) and parks the tank for the evening*

Did you know they originally wanted to call these things Landships?

* hops down tot he ground and heads inside, grabbing a cool drink on the way*

Yay dance party... lets make some noise!

 

[Chaingun]

Tank is serviced... How the hell did you get this new of a model?

There were lots of them sitting around unoccupied after Atlanta fell.

I also checked out the Harrier, and it is ready to rock and roll.

That was going to be harder to get. And then, the Marine that stopped by here last month arrived in it. And then Artina Heartflash saw the uniform and the pilot's wings and she took him for herself. So I was thinking about learning to fly it. I actually wanted an A-10 Warthog, but figured I would need a lot of runway to get one of those in the air.

All of the chain guns on the roof have been serviced.

Excellent. I will test one later.

I took it upon myself to commandeer some space for a reloading area. I am looking for nubile females to come help me in this endeavor. I will instruct you on this critical task.

There's plenty of space for whatever you need to do. And we all need to learn each others' skills. We'll all be better because of it.

The MK19 grenade launcher is also cleaned and ready for action.

Nice having a National Guard armory close by to get this stuff from, isn't it?

However, the Bradley is in sad shape. CG, dude, what is up with that?

Eh, I didn't really want it but a bunch of army guys arrived in it. It was full of crushed beer cans and other crap. They were the last to get out of Jacksonville and were traveling with a motor pool sergeant. When he got drunk, one of the undead got him, so they really didn't service it much after that. And he had the TM on him. They didn't think to grab it when they left what was left of his body.

I am also looking for female apprentices to learn my trade...

I'm sure someone will sign up. Now cut that stuff out and get to the party.

Yes sir.

* pulls on a snug-fitting tank top (pun intended) and parks the tank for the evening*

Did you know they originally wanted to call these things Landships?

* hops down tot he ground and heads inside, grabbing a cool drink on the way*

Yay dance party... lets make some noise!

Yeah!!! Come on and dance with me.

*busts a move, revealing why women didn't much take to me before everything went to shit*