Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Chaingun]

Heh... see my tits indeed.

That's it. Get it, Girl!

That'll teach them to send you pics of their junk, send badly spelled demands for cyber, or demand you submit to them as if they are super-Doms.

I'll be waiting over here with a spare rifle in case you run out. Or if you want to shoot a different style of weapon.

"This here is the Steyr AUG in 5.56. Bullpup design, two stage trigger, rotating bolt, and a fiberglass reinforced polymer stock. You're gonna love it."

 

[FantasySlut]

I know nothing of zombies etc

Just thought I'd creep in an wish a hello to the host

Seems to me, you best be on guard

 

[SmileyGirl]

Hello everyone

 

[WhipLuvr]

I know nothing of zombies etc

Just thought I'd creep in an wish a hello to the host

Seems to me, you best be on guard

Screw that, we need every lady we can get. Grab a gun and get your butt up to the roof!

*machine gun fire from the roof*

 

[sombrablanca]

Well of course we're on guard Miss! You're welcome to join us too as long as you have some skills. First lesson. This is the AR 50 sniper rifle firing a BMG round. It is accurate to about a thousand yards, has a reduced lighting scope, and will literally pop a zombies head off. Put armor piercing rounds in it and you're stopping almost anything short of a tank.

 

[Chaingun]

I know nothing of zombies etc

Just thought I'd creep in an wish a hello to the host

Seems to me, you best be on guard

You only need know that you are safe here. Happy to have you!

Hello everyone

Hi F. Welcome back!

Screw that, we need every lady we can get. Grab a gun and get your butt up to the roof!

*machine gun fire from the roof*

I think we just found our lady in charge of recruiting!

 

[Designing_Angel]

*static pops and hisses from a loudspeaker in the corner near the ceiling*

"Your attention please!!! It has come to my attention that some people approaching the bunker are actually troll zombies. These are the worst kind of undead!!! These are the ones who in their past life sent you all those unsolicited PM's here or pics of their junk.

All ladies interested in dishing out some revenge should grab a weapon and join me topside. Show them what you think of their writing skills by displaying your shooting skills. Think their conversational skills were crappy before? Silence their monosyllabic moaning once and for all with well placed shots to the cranium. Hurry, there are lots of one post trolls wandering in towards our home!

*crackle, hiss.....*

DA reporting for night patrol. I'm ready to kill the dreaded double threat, troll zombies.

 

[BradBigBrain]

DA reporting for night patrol. I'm ready to kill the dreaded double threat, troll zombies.

Locked and loaded and ready to roll.

 

[missfangbanger]

*Pulls up as sees the newbies, after a long night of patrolling.

All new arrivals have to report to the med bay for inspection. They should be serving breakfast soon. After your cleared, you can head to the galley.

*reports the med bay for inspection*

 

[Chaingun]

DA reporting for night patrol. I'm ready to kill the dreaded double threat, troll zombies.

Locked and loaded and ready to roll.

You two enjoy. Keep your night vision goggles handy and don't get too distracted. Brad, don't let her touch the air shifter in the truck. And both of you; be on the lookout for survivors.

And if you pass a Walgreens' pick up a bunch of vanilla lip gloss for Janee.

 

[Chaingun]

*reports the med bay for inspection*

Come with me please. You missed the movie last night and I want to watch it again. We can inspect you during the "Knights of the Round Table" song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGpVcdqeS0

 

[Designing_Angel]

You two enjoy. Keep your night vision goggles handy and don't get too distracted. Brad, don't let her touch the air shifter in the truck. And both of you; be on the lookout for survivors.

And if you pass a Walgreens' pick up a bunch of vanilla lip gloss for Janee.

Gottcha boss.

I'll get the rounds if you get the other gear Brad.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Gottcha boss.

I'll get the rounds if you get the other gear Brad.

Willco.

And Willco.

 

[Size13]

Checking in as:

quartermaster

motor pool expert

diesel mechanic

armorer

cartridge reloader

gunsmith

sniper

As most importantly...

masseur

Reporting for duty...

 

[WhipLuvr]

* nonchalantly resumes gunning down a sea of trolls and zombies on the roof*

Side note: Not my job to clean up the mess. We're going to need a snowplow or some such apparatus.

 

[Designing_Angel]

* nonchalantly resumes gunning down a sea of trolls and zombies on the roof*

Side note: Not my job to clean up the mess. We're going to need a snowplow or some such apparatus.

I think one of the trucks has a snow plow attachment on it. We just push the mess into the moat. CG is doing the chemistry experiment for the biodiesel using the remains.

 

[Chaingun]

Checking in as:

quartermaster

motor pool expert

diesel mechanic

armorer

cartridge reloader

gunsmith

sniper

As most importantly...

masseur

Reporting for duty...

All useful skills. Perhaps you could organize the ammo dump; it's getting out of order as the foraging parties keep dumping the contents of the gun stores in there. Yesterday, I found 380 in with 9mm. And I know that the 380 will do down the pipe of a G17, but it won't cycle the action.

Then we'll find you some really interesting work. I may need help with the tank later.

* nonchalantly resumes gunning down a sea of trolls and zombies on the roof*

Side note: Not my job to clean up the mess. We're going to need a snowplow or some such apparatus.

I love your enthusiasm for mowing them down.

We're going to use the tank to alternately break up the soil for the garden we're going to grow for Neon Knickers and grind the bodies into pulp for fertilizer for said garden. It'll be great.

Probably better take a break there, Hon. The men are standing around slack jawed watching your bewbies jiggle as that automatic weapon rumbles in your arms. They'll never get anything done if you stand there and jiggle all night like that.

 

[Chaingun]

We're going to need a snowplow or some such apparatus.

Oh, forgot to mention...there are no snowplows in Florida.

Maybe some survivors from up north will get industrious and arrive in one. It strikes me that such a vehicle would be useful in making it down here through interstates clogged with abandoned vehicles and hordes of undead.

 

[Size13]

All useful skills. Perhaps you could organize the ammo dump; it's getting out of order as the foraging parties keep dumping the contents of the gun stores in there. Yesterday, I found 380 in with 9mm. And I know that the 380 will do down the pipe of a G17, but it won't cycle the action.

Then we'll find you some really interesting work. I may need help with the tank later.

OK, so who brought the .380 in the 1st place?

*Stacking the cases of .45 over in the corner next to the crates of .308.*

*Shoveling the spent cases into a barrel (thanks WhipLuvr)*

*Crawls down in the turret of the tank... Cool*

 

[Chaingun]

OK, so who brought the .380 in the 1st place?

Eh, I told the girls to grab everything they see. No sense in letting other bands of survivors use it against us. And if one of us gets hit with a 380 round, we'll laugh at them and call them sissies.

*Stacking the cases of .45 over in the corner next to the crates of .308.*

Ahhh, the food for my AR-10. I love that metallic "Ding!" when that stuff hits half inch plate on the target range.

*Shoveling the spent cases into a barrel (thanks WhipLuvr)*

I've got an old washing machine for cleaning the brass. Sand is over there.

*Crawls down in the turret of the tank... Cool*

You driving or loading? If you're planning on playing Gunner, watch out for Som. He might be out there playing Juggernaut, the Human Tank.

 

[WhipLuvr]

All useful skills. Perhaps you could organize the ammo dump; it's getting out of order as the foraging parties keep dumping the contents of the gun stores in there. Yesterday, I found 380 in with 9mm. And I know that the 380 will do down the pipe of a G17, but it won't cycle the action.

Then we'll find you some really interesting work. I may need help with the tank later.



I love your enthusiasm for mowing them down.

We're going to use the tank to alternately break up the soil for the garden we're going to grow for Neon Knickers and grind the bodies into pulp for fertilizer for said garden. It'll be great.

Probably better take a break there, Hon. The men are standing around slack jawed watching your bewbies jiggle as that automatic weapon rumbles in your arms. They'll never get anything done if you stand there and jiggle all night like that.

Are you sure about that? I could always throw a sweater or or something.

Eh, screw it. When's dinner?

* jumps down off the roof*

I can drive a tank.

 

[sereneone4u]

Troll Zombies?

Hand me a weapon

 

[Chaingun]

Are you sure about that? I could always throw a sweater or or something.

Eh, screw it. When's dinner?

* jumps down off the roof*

I can drive a tank.

That would be awesome. You drive, Size 13 can load and fire, and I'll operate the M2 from the turret.

Troll Zombies?

Hand me a weapon

You can have the Steyr AUG that WhipLuvr was using. But let me change barrels first. She got it awfully heated up. And I'm afraid that your breasts jiggling are going to be no less enticing to the men standing around up there with you.

 

[Size13]

*Crawls out of the tank* Have at it WhipLuvr...

*Jumps up to the Mk19 grenade launcher and pulls the bolt back to chamber the 1st one*

This is what i am talking about...

BOOM!

 

[Chaingun]

*Crawls out of the tank* Have at it WhipLuvr...

*Jumps up to the Mk19 grenade launcher and pulls the bolt back to chamber the 1st one*

This is what i am talking about...

BOOM!

I believe we're going to clear a larger space around our bunker. Take out some trees while you're blowing stuff up, will ya?