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Kill them first, but be imaginative about it. Enjoy the trial.
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Kill them first, but be imaginative about it. Enjoy the trial.
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hobbit.
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Let the kids do it.
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Work, beer, home, chinese, sleep, work, wine, home, prawns for dinner, sleep...
I know what you mean. I'm thinking QLD, but it's so hot up there.
I know what you mean. I'm thinking QLD, but it's so hot up there.
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Shallow grave?
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digging makes for rough hands.
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you really haven't got much idea have you? GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DIG THE HOLE!!! then kill them and get A.N.Other volunteer to fill it in (promise not to kill the filler in, BUT keep your fingers crossed behind your back)
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the last body will still need filling in over.
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Burn it, eat it or feed it to pigs. (or just cover it in lime, it wont completely destroy it, but it should fuck any forensics up enough to avoid a spell inside)
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hard work? sod that!
i'll blow some poor schmuck to do it for me, then drive him to suicide once the job is done.
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Don't forget to torch the car afterwards - forensics and DNA are our enemy.
(about the 'blow' bit.. are you any good.... only I have this mate with a JCB )
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im all teeth.
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Bloody hell !! Do you lot know how to spell ANYTHING ?
Wymondham ??? Wymondham ??? Then you have the cheek to pronounce the word as if if were spelled properly: Windham.
What the hell is wrong with you people ? The Beeb has an excellent Antiques Roadshow in Wymondham Abbey and it takes me half a damn hour to figure out where the place is because of your insane spelling.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wymondham_Abbey
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You may gnaw on mine.
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Congrats on actually working instead of continuing to rely on the government to support you and your children. No, it isn't that exciting. Yes, we all feel that way. Welcome to the world of adulthood.
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i know that place. been to a wedding in the abbey.
we have some crazyarse spellings/pronunciations.
worcestershire is a good one. woostersher.
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it's all arranged.
...and i'm bad really, because i'm not going to spain. still. i promised my dad i would go over and stay at his new place, i made excuses about time off and house sitters, but when i'm actually free i have other things to do.
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Change of scenery is always good..I always just jump in car and go to the ocean...it just always puts me in perspective and it has an contagions energy.
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i do that sometimes.
or just walk down to the river.
funny how water makes everything seem better.
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Why do you think I live on the coast? Nothing like the waves of the ocean making life managable.
