Ask Me Anything

[BradBigBrain]

This is my 20,000th post and in honor of this occassion, I would like to answer any questions that y'all see fit. They can be serious, funny, fucked up, about sex, about me, whatever....

Go

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Congrats on your 20,000th post.

is everything about you?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Congrats on your 20,000th post.

is everything about you?

It sure is! Especially in that thread that I hijacked from CookieJar.

 

[kendra1980]

ANYTHING? (I could not resist that one)

 

[BradBigBrain]

ANYTHING? (I could not resist that one)

Yes, anything.

 

[kendra1980]

Yes, anything.

don't you get it Brad...I asked anything


ok...here's the question

Why are men so very stubborn about going to the doctor? I mean here there are even billboards about this subject. They say things like

"this year 20,000 men will die from stubborness" why is that?

 

[GracieLove]

What's your favorite hobby/pasttime/activity??

 

[BradBigBrain]

don't you get it Brad...I asked anything


ok...here's the question

Why are men so very stubborn about going to the doctor? I mean here there are even billboards about this subject. They say things like

"this year 20,000 men will die from stubborness" why is that?

I got it! And I had to answer.

Because we know better than any doctor can tell us....we went to highschool with those guys. They were dicks back then and they're even bigger dicks now.

And it's like asking for directions.

 

[Size13]

What is the square root of 69?

 

[BradBigBrain]

What's your favorite hobby/pasttime/activity??

Surfin' the web. Sports watching. B-ball. Biking. Pr0n. And sex. Especially sex.

 

[BradBigBrain]

What is the square root of 69?

I dunno....8 something?

 

[kendra1980]

Do you miss the snow?

edited to ask a for real question


How does one unluddite a confessed Luddite?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Do you miss the snow?

edited to ask a for real question


How does one unluddite a confessed Luddite?

oh .... fuck no. Not at all. I've experienced a blizzard...and I mean a real blizzard...I don't like it at all.

You can't. It's impossible.

 

[kendra1980]

oh .... fuck no. Not at all. I've experienced a blizzard...and I mean a real blizzard...I don't like it at all.

You can't. It's impossible.

So...sigh, it is hopeless. I had wondered. Thank you for confirming.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Why can't I get warm?

 

[kendra1980]

Why can't I get warm?

This answer ought to be interesting...*sits back and waits for the answer*

 

[TheOlderGuy]

This is my 20,000th post and in honor of this occassion, I would like to answer any questions that y'all see fit. They can be serious, funny, fucked up, about sex, about me, whatever....

Go

How big IS it?

 

[kendra1980]

How big IS it?

If you'd seen his old av, you wouldn't have to ask that question...just sayin

 

[sunshinegirl05]

This answer ought to be interesting...*sits back and waits for the answer*

*snicker* I know.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

The demotivational say's it's possible...explain

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/249/i-divided-by-zero.jpg

 

[BradBigBrain]

Why can't I get warm?

1. You live in that state up North.
2. You don't have any clothes on.
3. I'm not there to be your blanket with elbows.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

1. You live in that state up North.
2. You don't have any clothes on.
3. I'm not there to be your blanket with elbows.

You mean I should put clothes on instead of letting it all hang out?????

 

[BradBigBrain]

How big IS it?

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

If you'd seen his old av, you wouldn't have to ask that question...just sayin

*nods*

The demotivational say's it's possible...explain

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/249/i-divided-by-zero.jpg

From my crack staff, Wikipedia:
Such a division can be formally expressed as a / 0 where a is the dividend (numerator). Whether this expression can be assigned a well-defined value depends upon the mathematical setting. In ordinary (real number) arithmetic, the expression has no meaning, as there is no number which, multiplied by 0, gives a (a≠0). Historically, one of the earliest recorded references to the mathematical impossibility of assigning a value to a / 0 is contained in George Berkeley's criticism of infinitesimal calculus in The Analyst ("ghosts of departed quantities)

In computer programming, an attempt to divide by zero may, depending on the programming language and the type of number being divided by zero, generate an exception, generate an error message, crash the program being executed, generate either positive or negative infinity, or could result in a special not-a-number value.

Relatedly, "divide by zero" is a common internet meme referencing this impossibility; depictions of successfully doing so imply a warping or breakdown of known physics.

 

[BradBigBrain]

You mean I should put clothes on instead of letting it all hang out?????

Oh hell no. Just know that all of us...and I mean ALL of us will be thinking about you letting it all hang out and we will be thinking of checking out your temperature indicators to see how cold you really are.

 

[newbiebabe]

From my crack staff, Wikipedia:
Such a division can be formally expressed as a / 0 where a is the dividend (numerator). Whether this expression can be assigned a well-defined value depends upon the mathematical setting. In ordinary (real number) arithmetic, the expression has no meaning, as there is no number which, multiplied by 0, gives a (a≠0). Historically, one of the earliest recorded references to the mathematical impossibility of assigning a value to a / 0 is contained in George Berkeley's criticism of infinitesimal calculus in The Analyst ("ghosts of departed quantities)

In computer programming, an attempt to divide by zero may, depending on the programming language and the type of number being divided by zero, generate an exception, generate an error message, crash the program being executed, generate either positive or negative infinity, or could result in a special not-a-number value.

Relatedly, "divide by zero" is a common internet meme referencing this impossibility; depictions of successfully doing so imply a warping or breakdown of known physics.

Huh???