Sex on the Church Rooftop (Christians Only!)

[3113]

Plot Bunny Alert! Reading the first part, it all seems good...but as you go on, you'll find that the idea seems to be not only to infuse sex into a Christian lifestyle, but make it "Christian." Our Pastor here opposes anything other than monogamous, heterosexual sex (surprise, surprise). Which I wouldn't mind if he was saying, "I oppose anything else for Christians," but, of course, he has to say he opposes it period, because, of course, the Christian way to have sex (as defined by said pastor) is the only way god intended for any of us to have sex, Christian or not Full Story here.

An evangelical pastor and his wife will spend 24 hours in bed on the roof of his church in Texas this week in an effort to underline the importance of regular sex between married Christian couples....Young's book Sexperiment poses a "seven-day sex challenge" for married couples. After having sex every day for a full week, he advises, couples will be able to "experience the power of marriage done God's way".

...On Young's site one commenter, Cori, said: "Good on pastor Ed Young for talking about this in the church – for too long we've been embarrassed to talk about sex, and the devil has had a field day – time for the Christians to take back what belongs to us!"

 

[JackLuis]

Married Sex, what a concept and every day for a week! My goodness what will the neighbours think?

 

[Safe_Bet]

Okay, but then, in accordance with scientific principles of experimentation, the good paster needs to spend a week in bed having adulterous, gay sex, so that he can make a valid comparison, right???

 

[3113]

Okay, but then, in accordance with scientific principles of experimentation, the good paster needs to spend a week in bed having adulterous, gay sex, so that he can make a valid comparison, right???

Alas, no, Amy. Those who tend to think this way would argue that following scientific principles, experimenting to prove one is right, means that one doubts. And you can't doubt. Faith means believing what you believe is true even when there is no proof or even when the proof goes against one

 

[3113]

Married Sex, what a concept and every day for a week! My goodness what will the neighbours think?

I know. Shocking. Quite shocking.

On the other side, I think Yoko Ono should sue. He's obviously stolen the ides of staying in bed for a week from her and John.

 

[TxRad]

Only in Texas.

If they were in the Houston area this week then they are very wet and not in a good way and very windblown.

Several tornadoes in the area took a few roofs away. maybe someone is trying to tell them something.

 

[JackLuis]

Only in Texas.

If they were in the Houston area this week then they are very wet and not in a good way and very windblown.

Several tornadoes in the area took a few roofs away. maybe someone is trying to tell them something.

"A Texas Blow-job?"

 

[3113]

"A Texas Blow-job?"

Everything is done big in Texas

 

[TE999]

Plot Bunny Alert! Reading the first part, it all seems good...but as you go on, you'll find that the idea seems to be not only to infuse sex into a Christian lifestyle, but make it "Christian." Our Pastor here opposes anything other than monogamous, heterosexual sex (surprise, surprise). Which I wouldn't mind if he was saying, "I oppose anything else for Christians," but, of course, he has to say he opposes it period, because, of course, the Christian way to have sex (as defined by said pastor) is the only way god intended for any of us to have sex, Christian or not Full Story here.

"Oh Pastor ... is having a week of sex count toward performing missionary work?"


{Christ! I can't believe you made that awful pun.}

[Oh, like you didn't know that was coming?[

{Agh! Another one!}

 

[TxRad]

Everything is done big in Texas

Some people say that. The rest have never been here.

 

[WittePiet]

Some people say that. The rest have never been here.

I've been to Texas. It was nice but too hot. San Antonio was wonderful, Austin was pleasant, but it was TOO DAMN' HOT.