Wal-Mart shopper tries to pass million-dollar bill

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Sometimes, criminals aren't the sharpest crayons in the box.

Cops recently arrested a North Carolina man for trying to pass a $1-million dollar bill at a Lexington, NC Wal-Mart.

According to the Winston-Salem Journal, Michael Anthony Fuller, 53, walked into the Wal-Mart on Lowes Boulevard in Lexington on Nov. 17. He shopped for a while, picking up a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other merchandise, totaling $476, as listed in an arrest warrant.

When he got to the register, Fuller gave the cashier the phony bill, saying that it was real.

Store staff called police.

Fuller was later charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretense and uttering a forged instrument, both felonies, court records show.

A warrant says of the fake million-dollar bill: "There is no such thing."

The U.S. Treasury's largest bill in circulation is a $100 bill. In 1969, federal officials discontinued the use of $500, $1,000, $5,000 and $10,000 bills because of lack of public use.

The largest note ever printed was the $100,000 bill, which featured President Woodrow Wilson. The bills, which were not available to the public, were printed from Dec. 18, 1934, through Jan. 9, 1935, and were used for transactions between Federal Reserve banks.

Fuller was being held in the Davidson County Jail with bond set at $17,500. He was scheduled to appear in court Tuesday.

Lexington police Sgt. Shannon Sharpe said the case is unusual.

"It is kind of strange," Sharpe said.

http://www.northwestohio.com/news/story.aspx?id=702994#.TwUnoYHNl8E
 
Bond set at $17,500?
Sheeeit, they give him his $1,000,000 bill back and he'll be on the streets as soon as they can make change.
 
lol he looks like a second avenue bum, did he really think he was gonna get away with that? probably high on rock.:rolleyes:

Yeah.

But all kidding aside, it's clear (to me, at least) that the dude is in serious need of help... and not just economic help. He's obviously off his meds.
 
I wonder if the clerk marked the bill with one of those magic counterfeit-detecting crayons to see if it was real? :D
 
Kudos to the cops for actually charging him instead of just sending him down the road.

Now they get to spend a few days in court sitting around at taxpayer expense
 
As there is no such thing as a $million dollar bill, the charge of uttering a forged instrument will be dropped. You cannot forge that which does not exist, the warrant is positive defense against its own charge.
 
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