Survivor: Literotica!

[Wat_Tyler]

No, he can't.

Probst said I have to pick now. (Actually, what he literally said was, "shit or get off the pot," but he told me not to quote him on that.)

So I pick: GracefullyYours and Wat_Tyler.

Velly eentellesting.


Now you need to send me the Cliff notes so's I'll have half a clue as to what to do here.


Do I get to sneak over at night for hawt period sex with the other tribe(s)?

 

[Byron In Exile]

*We need Lori!!*

Don't panic yet.

I have a plan.

 

[GracefullyYours]

So I pick: GracefullyYours and Wat_Tyler.

In a big tits kinda mood, huh?

 

[MonaLittle]

You can't. I'm not on your tribe.

I woulda gone with Thor and Lori

 

[MonaLittle]

Don't panic yet.

I have a plan.

Too Late

 

[islandman]

Are there coconuts on this island? Cause I can de-husk a coconut and get to the sweet milk within in under three minutes.

 

[MonaLittle]

Are there coconuts on this island? Cause I can de-husk a coconut and get to the sweet milk within in under three minutes.

Ohhh, we got coconuts alright....

We Need Islandman!!

 

[GracefullyYours]

I woulda gone with Thor and Lori

So sorry to disappoint you

 

[GracefullyYours]

Are there coconuts on this island? Cause I can de-husk a coconut and get to the sweet milk within in under three minutes.

Fap, fap, fap

 

[islandman]

Ohhh, we got coconuts alright....

We Need Islandman!!

Fap, fap, fap

You've now been shanghaied onto my team. Team FapsAlot.

Congrats.

 

[MonaLittle]

Are there coconuts on this island? Cause I can de-husk a coconut and get to the sweet milk within in under three minutes.

*puts on my coconut bra and walks around camp*

So sorry to disappoint you

noooo...it's not personal.
Don't pay attn to me. Im just lobbying for me friends

 

[islandman]

*puts on my coconut bra and walks around camp*

Bottomless?

Nice!

 

[GracefullyYours]

Are there coconuts on this island? Cause I can de-husk a coconut and get to the sweet milk within in under three minutes.

LJ_Reloaded has been telling me to go live on an island. He'll be so pleased.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Bottomless?

Nice!

Hmm. In that case, I'm bringing a razor as my luxury item.

 

[islandman]

LJ_Reloaded has been telling me to go live on an island. He'll be so pleased.

I'm quite sure he sent me too that same island.

Hmm. In that case, I'm bringing a razor as my luxury item.

What should I bring as my luxury item?

 

[MonaLittle]

What should I bring as my luxury item?

Lube

 

[Byron In Exile]

In a big tits kinda mood, huh?

Flotation devices can be a detriment when one has to dive underwater, actually.

But I know that Wat's av is just a front.

I also know that without Wat's help, Pete will not be able to survive.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I woulda gone with Thor and Lori

Pssst!!! Ixnay about orilay!!

 

[GracefullyYours]

Lube

Let's rough it and make our own

 

[Byron In Exile]

Too Late

Stop that!!1

You need to pull it together.

This isn't all about sex with girls.

It's about winning a million dollars. The sex with girls comes after.

We can run this thing. Srsly.

 

[Disgustipated]

A Byron thread more than 2 pages and lots of women. Who wouldathunkit!?!

 

[butters]

Lol...!

You are so about to be drafted, now...

i'm the only one for the post. it makes perfect sense. besides, it means i get to wear my scientist glasses

You've now been shanghaied onto my team. Team FapsAlot.

Congrats.

*takes notes*

dirty tricks already well under way, and sexual allusions abound. egads. *sips mojito*

 

[GracefullyYours]

A Byron thread more than 2 pages and lots of women. Who wouldathunkit!?!

You were unavailable. Sorry.

 

[islandman]

Let's rough it and make our own

One makes fire by rubbing two things together vigorously.

I wonder if the same principle applies to lube.

 

[GracefullyYours]

One makes fire by rubbing two things together vigorously.

I wonder if the same principle applies to lube.

Lube allows two things to rub together vigorously without making fire