Survivor: Literotica!

[Lorilei]

something tells me you won't be able to walk come challenge day.



would you like to be in a triple secret alliance with my tribe? i promise not to let anyone know about it.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[neci]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh.

okay.

 

[Wobnoid]

What's funny is that a team of idiots seems to yin the yang of the clever ones here every day. When you're finished with the rag, wash and hang it.

 

[neci]

fuck bubbles, i get wob!

 

[Wobnoid]

fuck bubbles, i get wob!

We should fuck then.

 

[Lorilei]

What's funny is that a team of idiots seems to yin the yang of the clever ones here every day. When you're finished with the rag, wash and hang it.

...

 

[neci]

We should fuck then.

first you need to go out and win a challenge. then my cunt is yours.

it's all about the reward system.

*nods*




whatever. i'm easy.

take me to the bus.

 

[Wobnoid]

first you need to go out and win a challenge. then my cunt is yours.

it's all about the reward system.

*nods*




whatever. i'm easy.

take me to the bus.

Take the umbrella. It's always raining. Then is now. There shall be cunt and cock and other things. The umbrella's reward enough, and I offer it freely. And as to 'easy', that goes more to how fussily you order breakfast. Now is now and fucking would be good.

 

[neci]

Take the umbrella. It's always raining. Then is now. There shall be cunt and cock and other things. The umbrella's reward enough, and I offer it freely. And as to 'easy', that goes more to how fussily you order breakfast. Now is now and fucking would be good.

as long as there is coffee.

and eggs.

some biscuits.

bacon. no sausage.

more coffee.

no soggy hash browns. yuck.

i don't need an umbrella. wet is wet. there's no hiding that. unless a pillow will be made. then, yes. bring the umbrella. then you get a pillow and a stick!

 

[Wobnoid]

Coffee really is the is. The other things are gravy.

 

[butters]

i want to be the official observer, sitting on the beach, sipping cocktails, taking notes....

 

[Byron In Exile]

i want to be the official observer, sitting on the beach, sipping cocktails, taking notes....

Lol...!

You are so about to be drafted, now...

 

[Byron In Exile]

wait...there will be a bus on this island?

Jeff says no bus.

 

[John Doe]

Would someone give me the Cliffs notes, please? Who are the teams so far?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Also, I had a dream about the tribal merge.

Perg and Pete were in it.

Byron has a question for Dolf after the merge:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8

Perg: "That's not good enough!"

Byron: "I love weddings! Drinks all around!"

And then, the fire...

Byron: "Why is the rum gone?"

Dolf: "One...! Two...! One...! Two...! One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...
"The entire Royal Navy is out...
"The entire Royal Navy is out...
"The entire Royal... the entire Royal... the entire Royal Navy is out..."

Byron: "Burn all the food and save the rum! Burn all the food and save the rum!"

Dolf: "Yes. The rum is gone."

Byron: "Why is the rum gone?"

Dolf: "The rum is gone."

Perg: "That's not good enough!"

Pete: "I'll be back."

 

[Byron In Exile]

I think you'd go at the first discussion of politics or money.
I think you'd go at the first discussion of politics or money.
Humboldt, Mises, Hayek
I think you'd go at the first discussion of politics or money.
I think you'd go at the first discussion of politics or money.
Humboldt, Mises, Hayek
I think you'd go at the first discussion of politics or money.
I think you'd go at the first discussion of politics or money.
Humboldt, Mises, Hayek
I think you'd go at the first discussion of politics or money.
I think you'd go at the first discussion of politics or money.
Humboldt, Mises, Hayek
I think you'd go at the first discussion of politics or money.
I think you'd go at the first discussion of politics or money.
Humboldt, Mises, Hayek

broflmao!

He'd be gone at the first loss of an immunity challenge.

He seems to like the game, but still can't figure out how it's played.

 

[Byron In Exile]

No, we're pretty sure it would be the cynical sarcasm...

You also have to play a social game. It ain't Beagle breeding.

So... given that, where do you think you'd stand?

It's all about your ability to be reasonable... your ability to adapt to a situation that is constantly changing.

You've never displayed any such skill, here.

If you could actually manage to survive the first one or two councils, you might have a shot at the merge, then, but were you able to do that, nobody would want to sit next to you at the final two.

Because anyone with the odds so stacked against them at the outset, and then being one of the final two, would win.

And that can't happen on Survivor: Literotica! so I'm not picking you and I hope Neci doesn't, either.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Would someone give me the Cliffs notes, please? Who are the teams so far?

Byron Tribe: Byron, Perg, Pete, Mona, Laurel

Neci Tribe: Neci, Honey, Image, Dolf, Kybele

We're at five and five, and it's my turn to pick two more.

 

[Byron In Exile]

A warning from Jeff Probst:

"If you're thinking of selecting Manu, that might not be a wise choice. It is unlikely that he will ever vote at any tribal council."

So, there's that.

 

[Byron In Exile]

fuck. she was a given for my team.

You snooze, you lose.

Just like real life.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Byron, does your game involve nude, mud wrestling?

just a suggestion from a viewer

Probst, who is a bit of a dick, refuses to tell me.

But in Survivor: Pearl Islands, three guys took their shorts off and were wrestling a cannon around with their junk flapping in the wind.

Could happen. I don't know if you're into that sort of thing.

The girls were all like, "Ew...! I didn't need to see that!"

I have no idea what the hell they were thinking. It started because Osten's shorts were always falling down. So a couple of the guys said, "if Osten loses his shorts during the challenge, then we'll all take our shorts off!" It was utterly dumb, but that's what they did.

 

[Byron In Exile]

oh Yay!! Im in the tribe!
And what a hot Tribe it is!

We definitely need Lori! No If's about it. She's got Skilz.
We will kickass!

K, I see what you're sayin', and that was my thinking, initially.

But I'm getting the impression that Lori would rather be on the other tribe. That puts me in a spot. The last thing I want to do is bring in a mole.

So I'm thinking about other options, now.

 

[John Doe]

Byron Tribe: Byron, Perg, Pete, Mona, Laurel

Neci Tribe: Neci, Honey, Image, Dolf, Kybele

We're at five and five, and it's my turn to pick two more.

When does the third team enter play?

 

[Byron In Exile]

slice and dice! slice and dice!

your team sucks rory balls.

Our team will never suck roryballs.

It is totally athletic and clever.

 

[Byron In Exile]

When does the third team enter play?

There's... no third team, man.