Survivor: Literotica!

[Wat_Tyler]

Kinda like how The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly should have been called The Bad, the Worse, and The Homicidal Maniac?

 

[Byron In Exile]

~ Spalding ~

~ Eveready ~

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^ Survivor Lit's "Johnny Fairplay."

lol...

 

[Byron In Exile]

Kinda like how The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly should have been called The Bad, the Worse, and The Homicidal Maniac?

It sounds a little harsh when put that way, but probably not inaccurate.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It sounds a little harsh when put that way, but probably not inaccurate.

My honesty lacks sensitivity, so it looks a lot like brutality.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Nuh-uh! I was planning a super-secret triple cross spy mission. But you've ruined it now.

No way... I've set you up for the quintuple-cross spy mission.

Nobody will suspect us.

They don't even know what we're talking about.

How brilliant is that?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Oh, and I really want to see what Petey welds up for shelter in some wilderness shithole lacking electricity and ferrous materials . . .


where someone with mad woodworking skillz would be worth his weight in weapons-grade plutonium . . .


such as moi . . .


but my hurt feelings make me digress.

 

[Byron In Exile]

My honesty lacks sensitivity, so it looks a lot like brutality.

The same could be said of Lit.

However, it is my belief that this very fact is what will make Survivor: Literotica! a #1 smash hit best Survivor season ever.

Normally, on Survivor, real life people are tossed into a situation where holding to common societal ideals and values about personal behavior can cause one to be eliminated. Behaving in a civilized way is a losing strategy. That's like Lit, except they are meeting these people face to face. But what if people on Lit were to be thrust into such a situation in reality?

I think maybe we ought to vote off Laurel first, because if she shops this idea to CBS and they pick it up, she'll make way more than the grand prize.

 

[Honey123]

Thank God, Savage isn't here, he'd eat the bus!!!!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Oh, and I really want to see what Petey welds up for shelter in some wilderness shithole lacking electricity and ferrous materials . . .

where someone with mad woodworking skillz would be worth his weight in weapons-grade plutonium . . .

such as moi . . .

but my hurt feelings make me digress.

No, you're right. If I had a time machine, Pete would not be in the game. I seriously did not think that through.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I got new boots...and I will kick ass.

I should have picked you right off the bat. I forgot about the boots.

Can we synchronize our periods? Dolf is a nasty bitch when she PMS's....we may stand a chance at winning yet!!!! And to think, we do kill someone, we have a sound reason.

Probst says synchronizing periods is allowed, but no murders, and no suspicious fatal accidents.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Do we still get to bring along one personal item? This could get interesting...

Probst says yes.

(He's yakking in my ear as I type this...)

 

[Byron In Exile]

i think our synchronized period tribe will kick serious ass.

You know it's only 39 days, right?

 

[Lorilei]

I should have picked you right off the bat. I forgot about the boots.

Probst says synchronizing periods is allowed, but no murders, and no suspicious fatal accidents.

No murders?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If they plan it right, they could get two periods in during that time.


...


^^^ I got three in right there in .0784 seconds.

 

[Byron In Exile]

*bookmarked*

If it were Big Brother: Literotica! you'd get to have sex

What's fun is that Big Brother: Literotica! would probably top Survivor: Literotica!

But that's a summertime show...

 

[neci]

If they plan it right, they could get two periods in during that time.


...


^^^ I got three in right there in .0784 seconds.

you could still be on tribe period. you know you want to.

 

[Honey123]

I should have picked you right off the bat. I forgot about the boots.

Probst says synchronizing periods is allowed, but no murders, and no suspicious fatal accidents.

My boots are hot.. I have pictures to prove it.

Hmmmm.. I need to schedule a private meeting with Probst.

 

[neci]

You know it's only 39 days, right?

do i look like a blonde?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Don't fall for it.

He just wants to you clean his tent.

Again, I didn't think through my selection of Pete.

This is so going to bite me in the ass, I just know it...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

you could still be on tribe period. you know you want to.

You need to make it very much worth my while.


<<<< high-dollar hooor

 

[Byron In Exile]

i vote byron out!

You can't. I'm not on your tribe.

 

[Byron In Exile]

you could still be on tribe period. you know you want to.

No, he can't.

Probst said I have to pick now. (Actually, what he literally said was, "shit or get off the pot," but he told me not to quote him on that.)

So I pick: GracefullyYours and Wat_Tyler.

 

[Byron In Exile]

No murders?

No... 'cause it's CBS.

If this were HBO, we could have murders, swearing, and full frontal nudity.

But CBS is a family-oriented network.

 

[MonaLittle]

My boots are hot.. I have pictures to prove it.

Hmmmm.. I need to schedule a private meeting with Probst.

Hey!! This smells of a sneaky ploy to get Byron over to your camp.
Byron...do not fall for sexy Honey's sneaky ploy!! Next, she'll be luring you into the bus.

Again, I didn't think through my selection of Pete.

This is so going to bite me in the ass, I just know it...

We were in there discussing Tribe strategy. I swear!

 

[MonaLittle]

No... 'cause it's CBS.

If this were HBO, we could have murders, swearing, and full frontal nudity.

But CBS is a family-oriented network.

*We need Lori!!*