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I was just thinking that it's no wonder Brutus' favorite summer drink is a June in tunic. He certainly got over his love if the caesar by then
 
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Did you hear about the guy who gave just gave up and threw his entire Thanksgiving meal ingredients in the trash? He just quit cold turkey.
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
Did you hear about the guy who gave just gave up and threw his entire Thanksgiving meal ingredients in the trash? He just quit cold turkey.
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Holiday stress is a real problem, though it cranberry from person to person. Even if one is a tryptophan, Thanksgiving may not white meat unraisinable expectations - and that may be pudding it mildly.
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
Holiday stress is a real problem, though it cranberry from person to person. Even if one is a tryptophan, Thanksgiving may not white meat unraisinable expectations - and that may be pudding it mildly.
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I should have know that with Thanksgiving only a week away that wild turkey jokes would be fair game and that the BDSM croud would be the first to have their bottoms up.
 
ruby_my_dear said:
I should have know that with Thanksgiving only a week away that wild turkey jokes would be fair game and that the BDSM croud would be the first to have their bottoms up.
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Many here would agree with you that this is the breast way to serve a thigh of course. Legs add though, that many here also prefer their sides glazed, mashed, beaten, and sliced and just won't quit until they are completely stuffed.
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
Many here would agree with you that this is the breast way to serve a thigh of course. Legs add though, that many here also prefer their sides glazed, mashed, beaten, and sliced and just won't quit until they are completely stuffed.
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Mmmmmm...Let us prey.
 
Carve we really sure we want to go there? Gravy it would be better to pumpkin full of simpler fare. Squash all think of that?
 
how do you titilate an ocelot?

you oscillate her tits a lot!



two guys walk into a bar. that's stupid, the second one should've ducked!



what's the difference between the rolling stones and a scottish farmer?

the rolling stones say "hey you, get off of my cloud" and a scottish farmer says "hey mcloud, get off of my ewe!"


sorry, i know it's knot along the thread of the holiday theme, but i couldn't resist!


with all the punsters in here, how many are fans of spider robinson? (i'm betting quite a few!)

(edited for drunken spelling)
 
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I've always been a science geek at heart

I once dated a physicist. All I had to do was mention subatomic particles and he would get a Hadron.
 
midwestyankee said:
Very cool. Was he also funny? Many of the physicists I've met had quarky senses of humor.
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Watt? Really? I'm stunned. I Newton's of physicists in my twenties and Franklin, they were constant Bohrs. I couldn't stand their jokes even Faraday!
 
I don't get the first picture. *pouts*

ETA: Ooh, now I get it. I was thinking too hard. Silly me.
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
It wasn't anyones malt, but after being single for so long she could barley wait anymore, love had to maker mark.
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Well, she was a pint-sized powder keg who had the kind of mug you just knew meant she gave great head. When she wasn't around, men talked about her impressive chugs. Bottom line, though: she'd set the bar pretty low.
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
Well, she was a pint-sized powder keg who had the kind of mug you just knew meant she gave great head. When she wasn't around, men talked about her impressive chugs. Bottom line, though: she'd set the bar pretty low.
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He on the other hand was dark, stout, and clearly brew from good stalk.

Hmmm, I guess that is proof that hopposites can attract.
 
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