And she'll have pun, pun, pun...

[ruby_my_dear]

I'd dewars for sure.

Juniper berries too or did DGE schnapps her up first?
-OH never mind. I can Baileys keep up with you scoundrels.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Juniper berries too or did DGE schnapps her up first?
-OH never mind. I can Baileys keep up with you scoundrels.

It's like the bottle for Middle Earth: one rotgut to rule them all!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

It's like the bottle for Middle Earth: one rotgut to rule them all!

Well, as my friend Jack Daniels always says, drinkin is whiskey business.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Well, as my friend Jack Daniels always says, drinkin is whiskey business.

Okay, but where's his proof? Liver die, lives ferment for living.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Colds are snot fun.

 

[midwestyankee]

Colds are snot fun.

Make sure you always have a handkachoof close by.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Make sure you always have a handkachoof close by.

You are so right...now I will no longer have any tissues that will prevent me from sneezing the day.

 

[midwestyankee]

You are so right...now I will no longer have any tissues that will prevent me from sneezing the day.

Carpe afrin, indeed.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Carpe afrin, indeed.

I reely never gave any thought to our scaly friends using nasal spray. Honestly, it seems a bit fishy to me. Hmmm, maybe for the hake of science we can work together and figure this trout. Just drop a line and let minnow if you are interested.

 

[kamehameha]

I reely never gave any thought to our scaly friends using nasal spray. Honestly, it seems a bit fishy to me. Hmmm, maybe for the hake of science we can work together and figure this trout. Just drop a line and let minnow if you are interested.

Ah! I think you've taken the bait there! Because seariously, I'm shore fish can't use nasal spray! At least I hope that's what you meant. Maybe you need to be a bit more pacific?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Ah! I think you've taken the bait there! Because seariously, I'm shore fish can't use nasal spray! At least I hope that's what you meant. Maybe you need to be a bit more pacific?

Yes, you caught my point, that is totally what I net.

Hmmm, I hope you are not frying to make me reel bad for basking such a searious question, I tide to be as clear as I could. I will bassume you are not that kind person, and just bay that it is nice to meet someone who nose about this kinda stuff.

That said, please blow I am open to your congestions, but water your shoreses?

 

[midwestyankee]

A few neologisms for your consideration:

Foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid

Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

Inoculatte: to take your coffee intravenously because you're running late

Osteopornosis: Degenerate disease

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

subliteracy - A submissive person who is just a wee bit too speedy.

subkingdom - A phrase sometimes overheard when a D/s couple plays checkers.

sublimate - A text friendly response to a doms question about where that lime may have gone.

subbings - The sounds heard when a submissive is dressed in steel or copper and is whacked, firmly, and multiple times.

subsider - A person who defends a submissive.

subpenas - The member of the male submissive.

suburb - Oh, my... that was rude... s'cuse me.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

sub one is over their code.

snif.

 

[waaitg]

I remember submitting 10 puns to this forum hoping one would get approved for posting.

Sadly no pun in-ten-did

W~

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

sub one is over their code.

snif.

Dom it, hate that! Have ya tried writin' in C?

 

[ruby_my_dear]

heading off to valentine's dessert tea...

I remember submitting 10 puns to this forum hoping one would get approved for posting.

Sadly no pun in-ten-did

W~

Butter fudge mint is kneaded.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I remember submitting 10 puns to this forum hoping one would get approved for posting.

Sadly no pun in-ten-did

W~

Such a decadent pun.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Butter fudge mint is kneaded.

*swoon* You're dough good.

 

[waaitg]

Such a decadent pun.

Just like Spanish twins ...

If you've seen Juan you've seen Amal

 

[midwestyankee]

Just like Spanish twins ...

If you've seen Juan you've seen Amal

Of course you know what happened with Amal got angry with his brother and took out his gun, right? He shot a hole in Juan.

 

[midwestyankee]

I've begun to question the truth of the whole "eating eggs will be bad for your cholesterol" thing. I guess that makes me an eggnostic.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I've begun to question the truth of the whole "eating eggs will be bad for your cholesterol" thing. I guess that makes me an eggnostic.

Maybe if we just leggo of our eggos, it will plaqueate our hearts.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Maybe if we just leggo of our eggos, it will plaqueate our hearts.

Curious meditating on eggs is a Western Ohm Lit.

 

[midwestyankee]

Curious meditating on eggs is a Western Ohm Lit.

I'm a ... hack...wheeze...a bit cough-y at the moment. Sorry.