Curious_in_Cali
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Well, eggs are best served with the peace of coast on the side.
And she'll have pun, pun, pun...
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Well, eggs are best served with the peace of coast on the side.
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I throat about it and I'm snot sure I caught this one.
Agreed. I hate sputum up with that feeling.
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Yes. On a tectonic plate.
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Stable, I hope. Can y'all quit horsing around now?
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Neigh, I say! O pun, my word, we shall not stop. We shall persevere. We shall press on, to the very limits of humor!
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Yes, MWY...YES!
For all of you that find this art repungnant, you stall must respect our rides to be horsebly punny whenever we shoes! Appalled at our oddacicty to continue on?? Well, to that I say... "Paul for puns and Puns for Paul!"
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What are you, some kinda appaloosa?? Ugulate for an appointment with some food porn?!!??
No matter the hands we're dealt, we'll never foal!
Sadly, it takes time farrier develop an appreciation of a fine bottle equine.
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Last night at dinner I got on a roll (all the more to butter up the spousely one) and made pun after pun. She finally gave in and cried out, "A hoarse, a hoarse! A hoarse for my keen dom."
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When it comes to selling the idea of veganism, cows are a big steakholder.
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Give it time. I'm sure other interested parties will chicken.
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Indeed, tofu some of the people all of the time is a walk in the pork.
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Dairy venture into dish area? I am not a vegan, butt I think we should meat people half weigh, or at yeast potly.
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This definitely feels calf hearted.
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Veal see about that.
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Well done.
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Hole don, water you tying to say? Do I have to find a weight to pulley it out of you? Man, I rope knot.
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Curious_in_Cali
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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
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from the bottom of my heart and not the 18 yr old McCallen
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
ruby_my_dear
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and....
I Would really appreciate some puns that cheer up a person that was told today by her boss, in front of her co-workers, for the first time, that she would soon be reporting to one of them.
I Would really appreciate some puns that cheer up a person that was told today by her boss, in front of her co-workers, for the first time, that she would soon be reporting to one of them.
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What a downer to receed suck news in peerson! At first I thought you meant your boss was reporting to someone under you which would really be more of a double downer I suppose. :/
Hug!
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If my boss did that, I would office ass right there in front of my cosnirkers. It's a deskpickable time to clock someone - mindsiding them in that way. If bosses don't row through proper channels, it can feel like de moating. I guess there is not much you can do, except maybe cubicle him or her on it, or go to Imhumane Recourses.
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I had a great pun in mind but I decided to scotch it. You have 18 year Macallan? Let me get my glass.
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Samuel couldnt be more wrong. Puns are in fact the universally consistant device of humorused in every known culture, across every language.
His mistake is assuming that his bastardized, polyglot excuse of a first language (mine too) shares the limitations that other pure languages do.
English with its germanic roots and liberal pilfering from the romance languages, has more then it's fair share of words that rhyme words of similar meter words with double meetings with the same spelling.... so puns only look easy in english. Puns are much more highbrow and subtle in other languages.
His mistake is assuming that his bastardized, polyglot excuse of a first language (mine too) shares the limitations that other pure languages do.
English with its germanic roots and liberal pilfering from the romance languages, has more then it's fair share of words that rhyme words of similar meter words with double meetings with the same spelling.... so puns only look easy in english. Puns are much more highbrow and subtle in other languages.
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