Crazy Kelly..

[redheadedtxn]

Not her real name; but..everyone has that nutball friend...

*she said a couple nights ago..."OMG, that guy has dreds! that means he doesn't wash his hair!"

"oh, I'd never date outside my race; that's just weird!"

"..oh, I could never kiss a girl! That's a sin!"

Etc.

We all tell her to shut up, etc. But, she's crazy kelly!

God. And she lives in DALLAS for fuck's sake.

Tell me about your one nutball friend.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Not her real name; but..everyone has that nutball friend...

*she said a couple nights ago..."OMG, that guy has dreds! that means he doesn't wash his hair!"

"oh, I'd never date outside my race; that's just weird!"

"..oh, I could never kiss a girl! That's a sin!"

Etc.

We all tell her to shut up, etc. But, she's crazy kelly!

God. And she lives in DALLAS for fuck's sake.

Tell me about your one nutball friend.

I hope you realize that you're Crazy Kelly's Crazy Kelly.

 

[renard_ruse]

Not her real name; but..everyone has that nutball friend...

*she said a couple nights ago..."OMG, that guy has dreds! that means he doesn't wash his hair!"

"oh, I'd never date outside my race; that's just weird!"

"..oh, I could never kiss a girl! That's a sin!"

Etc.

We all tell her to shut up, etc. But, she's crazy kelly!

God. And she lives in DALLAS for fuck's sake.

Tell me about your one nutball friend.

You're calling what sounds to be a normal person a "nutball," and you wonder why your family disowns you.

I like the broadminded liberal tolerance ("We all tell her to shut up") too. Gotta love it.

 

[redheadedtxn]

I hope you realize that you're Crazy Kelly's Crazy Kelly.

Probably so. She thinks I'm way too accepting and liberal.

You're calling what sounds to be a normal person a "nutball," and you wonder why your family disowns you.

I like the broadminded liberal tolerance ("We all tell her to shut up") too. Gotta love it.

She can be offensive. You and she would besties...only difference is, she's kinda likable, in an "omg she's ignorant" kinda way.

You're just fucking secure in YOUR ignorance. You wear it like a fucking blanket.

I wonder if there's a "racist/bigot snuggie" you could warm up in?

!!Christmas Gift!!

 

[1sickbastard]

Not her real name; but..everyone has that nutball friend...

*she said a couple nights ago..."OMG, that guy has dreds! that means he doesn't wash his hair!"

"oh, I'd never date outside my race; that's just weird!"

"..oh, I could never kiss a girl! That's a sin!"

Etc.

We all tell her to shut up, etc. But, she's crazy kelly!

God. And she lives in DALLAS for fuck's sake.

Tell me about your one nutball friend.

I don't have any nutball friends as I'm on a low bullshit diet. The regular amount of bullshit gerenated each day usually exceeds my limit, so I have neither the time, the patience nor inclination to put up with any more.

 

[redheadedtxn]

I don't have any nutball friends as I'm on a low bullshit diet. The regular amount of bullshit gerenated each day usually exceeds my limit, so I have neither the time, the patience nor inclination to put up with any more.

well, we all sorta tolerate her, but poor cunt, she is a laughingstock. We do try to help her overcome her ignorance; it's shocking to her.

Good god.

 

[redheadedtxn]

and by the way, 1sickbastard...how are you shugpie? xoxo

 

[1sickbastard]

and by the way, 1sickbastard...how are you shugpie? xoxo

Sent you a pm.

 

[blunt_trauma]

homophobes and racists who think interracial relationship are just weird? yeah... i wouldn't actually want them as a friend. nutball isn't the same as bigot.

 

[redheadedtxn]

homophobes and racists who think interracial relationship are just weird? yeah... i wouldn't actually want them as a friend. nutball isn't the same as bigot.

we've just known her so long...it's sort of a pity situation. I think we all hope we can fix her.


Bless her heart.

 

[Killswitch]

All girls named Kelly are hot.

 

[redheadedtxn]

All girls named Kelly are hot.

and weird.

 

[Killswitch]

and weird.

as long as theyre hot.