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Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...
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In complete sentences?
Well .. he seemed literate but they usually just fall into "Mmmmmm" and "ahhhhh" and, really, who has time to try to decipher that?
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Well .. he seemed literate but they usually just fall into "Mmmmmm" and "ahhhhh" and, really, who has time to try to decipher that?
I know and with it being flu season - whose to say he wasn't sick and had other issues? lol
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Oh ick.
I know, I'm bad. lol
I just turned my AV and images on, normally I keep them off, but I figured eh - I'll turn them off again before the night is over - with that said. . . that's a nice AV, tasteful and sexy.
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Just hit by bra man. Maybe he has moobs?
*chuckles* Perhaps so.
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What? Bra man has move on from bras?
I'm so disappointed
lol --
I just got one asking if I had any cherry left.
I'm thinking either they meant the blowpop sucker in my picture or if they meant my virginity, which was lost a long time ago.
I just ignored the PM.
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Just hit by bra man. Maybe he has moobs?
I've been getting PMs from someone similar sounding. His grammar gives me a headache but he hasn't asked for my unmentionables, yet.
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lol --
I just got one asking if I had any cherry left.
I'm thinking either they meant the blowpop sucker in my picture or if they meant my virginity, which was lost a long time ago.
I'm sure it was your virginity, sweets. Bra man apparently has other interests
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Damn Poem that every other woman has gotten ... I am still waiting to figure out what i will say
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Oh well I will tell him you feel let out
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Oh RED you didn't get the poem? It's quite ummm unique? If not confusing? Does he want me to squat? Is he squatting Is he taking a dump? So many questions!
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Oh yes, please do and be sure to toss him a link to this thread as well.
Yikes this sounds scary and icky. lol
You got one too!!
I am hanging out in the wrong places, to miss out on such fine craftsmanshit (and no that is not a misspelling).
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Oh yes, please do and be sure to toss him a link to this thread as well.
Yikes this sounds scary and icky. lol
You got one too!!
I am hanging out in the wrong places, to miss out on such fine craftsmanshit (and no that is not a misspelling).
I cant belive i only just now stumbled on this thread
i have recieved so many funny ones and had no one to
share them with :/
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Oh yes, please share. Normally we don't share names of who sent us the PMs - it's our way of protecting the stupid or for the rare times we get the sexy, friendly PM, it's our way of sharing the privacy of a friend.
Sadly most opening PMs from folks we don't know are not the friendly type.
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Oh yes, please share. Normally we don't share names of who sent us the PMs - it's our way of protecting the stupid or for the rare times we get the sexy, friendly PM, it's our way of sharing the privacy of a friend.
ohh the other day i got one he said
"Im veral, are you ovualting?"
