Men are so hung up on dick size

[Very_Bad_Man]

The lady I am dating while visiting the states related a story I found so amusing.

Her Ex-husband refused to allow her to have dildos in the beginning of their marriage. When he finally relented the dildo had to be smaller than his penis and he was anti-porn. She feels he was like this because he was a bit small and was insecure. She said his penis size never bothered her because she loved him as a person and was attentive. The divorce came about because he discovered she had a bigger dildo secreted away.

So he divorced her over a dildo. She said during divorce proceedings the stenographer was choking on her laughter and the judge was hiding a smile when she related the dildo story.

If guys would be more confident, attentive and creative regarding sex I think there would be a lot less divorce but I could be wrong.

 

[thør]

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[TheLM]

The lady I am dating while visiting the states related a story I found so amusing.

Her Ex-husband refused to allow her to have dildos in the beginning of their marriage. When he finally relented the dildo had to be smaller than his penis and he was anti-porn. She feels he was like this because he was a bit small and was insecure. She said his penis size never bothered her because she loved him as a person and was attentive. The divorce came about because he discovered she had a bigger dildo secreted away.

So he divorced her over a dildo. She said during divorce proceedings the stenographer was choking on her laughter and the judge was hiding a smile when she related the dildo story.

If guys would be more confident, attentive and creative regarding sex I think there would be a lot less divorce but I could be wrong.

That is freaking hilarious.

MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME WITH A BIG BLACK DILDO. XD

 

[GracefullyYours]

The lady I am dating while visiting the states related a story I found so amusing.

Her Ex-husband refused to allow her to have dildos in the beginning of their marriage. When he finally relented the dildo had to be smaller than his penis and he was anti-porn. She feels he was like this because he was a bit small and was insecure. She said his penis size never bothered her because she loved him as a person and was attentive. The divorce came about because he discovered she had a bigger dildo secreted away.

So he divorced her over a dildo. She said during divorce proceedings the stenographer was choking on her laughter and the judge was hiding a smile when she related the dildo story.

If guys would be more confident, attentive and creative regarding sex I think there would be a lot less divorce but I could be wrong.

My ex (among other things) hated that I had a vibrator. Guess which one I got rid of?

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

My ex (among other things) hated that I had a vibrator. Guess which one I got rid of?

Sucks for him.

If guys would be more confident, attentive and creative regarding sex I think there would be a lot less divorce but I could be wrong.

See....exactly, my marriage was on the rocks until I started fisting her, she seems to like the ass hook as well. Now everything is gureat!

 

[sweepthefloor]

The man should know his cock is the biggest, and the best-est that ever existed.

 

[piccicatopolka]

I bet he wasn't really anti-porn. Some men just want to have it as their special alone time thing. My Mr. Ex didn't like to enjoy porn together with me either.

And I'm too paranoid to have real sex toys around since I'm afraid they'll be discovered. These days people even travel with them in their carry one luggage.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Theres a reason a dick is called a JOHNSON.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I bet he wasn't really anti-porn. Some men just want to have it as their special alone time thing. My Mr. Ex didn't like to enjoy porn together with me either.

And I'm too paranoid to have real sex toys around since I'm afraid they'll be discovered. These days people even travel with them in their carry one luggage.

It is a real conversation starter with the TSA

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

It is a real conversation starter with the TSA

It's never "your dildo" it's always "the dildo"...but 9 times out of 10 it's an electric razor.

 

[CandiCame]

Why would a guy on the smaller side be anti-vibe? That's actually the reason I'm so pro-dildo. I can't imagine getting divorced over one. There had to be more to it then that... That's a fucking stupid reason to end a relationship.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Why would a guy on the smaller side be anti-vibe? That's actually the reason I'm so pro-dildo. I can't imagine getting divorced over one. There had to be more to it then that... That's a fucking stupid reason to end a relationship.

I'm sure it was just a catalyst for the real problem. My cousin was friends with them both and said they were the odd couple. Where she is vivacious and very out going he was a stick in the mud. She really did not put him down but just related the story when I was telling her funny stories. Bad sexual chemistry is a relationship killer. From what I gather he was a lights out missionary only type a guy.

 

[CandiCame]

I'm sure it was just a catalyst for the real problem. My cousin was friends with them both and said they were the odd couple. Where she is vivacious and very out going he was a stick in the mud. She really did not put him down but just related the story when I was telling her funny stories. Bad sexual chemistry is a relationship killer. From what I gather he was a lights out missionary only type a guy.

Ah- bad chemistry... Then that story is awesome because she got the added benifit of calling him out in court Ida done it to. I applaud.

 

[Panoply]

Is penis size as controversial in gay relationships? I think it would be twice as bad.

 

[phrodeau]

Maybe she was pegging him with it.

 

[MonaLittle]

The lady I am dating while visiting the states related a story I found so amusing.

Her Ex-husband refused to allow her to have dildos in the beginning of their marriage. When he finally relented the dildo had to be smaller than his penis and he was anti-porn. She feels he was like this because he was a bit small and was insecure. She said his penis size never bothered her because she loved him as a person and was attentive. The divorce came about because he discovered she had a bigger dildo secreted away.

So he divorced her over a dildo. She said during divorce proceedings the stenographer was choking on her laughter and the judge was hiding a smile when she related the dildo story.

If guys would be more confident, attentive and creative regarding sex I think there would be a lot less divorce but I could be wrong.

Oh.Brother.
What a bunch a hoooey

 

[IGGY_Mcgee]

The lady I am dating while visiting the states related a story I found so amusing.

Her Ex-husband refused to allow her to have dildos in the beginning of their marriage. When he finally relented the dildo had to be smaller than his penis and he was anti-porn. She feels he was like this because he was a bit small and was insecure. She said his penis size never bothered her because she loved him as a person and was attentive. The divorce came about because he discovered she had a bigger dildo secreted away.

So he divorced her over a dildo. She said during divorce proceedings the stenographer was choking on her laughter and the judge was hiding a smile when she related the dildo story.

If guys would be more confident, attentive and creative regarding sex I think there would be a lot less divorce but I could be wrong.

Was it garnate?

 

[Morcheeba]

VeryBadMan, have you fucked this woman already for her to reveal all this? If not, do you have what it takes to surpass her favorite divorce-causing dildo?

 

[Saint Peter]

There is nothing worse than being second fiddle to a large, buttery, purple fuck stick.







Or so I've heard.

 

[thør]

There is nothing worse than being second fiddle to a large, buttery, purple fuck stick.







Or so I've heard.

Purple?

 

[garbage can]

Sucks for him.

See....exactly, my marriage was on the rocks until I started fisting her, she seems to like the ass hook as well. Now everything is gureat!

*laughing*

 

[Saint Peter]

Purple?

I was just going out on a limb there.

 

[thør]

I was just going out on a limb there.

I thought you had been peeking.

 

[renard_ruse]

The lady I am dating while visiting the states related a story I found so amusing.

Her Ex-husband refused to allow her to have dildos in the beginning of their marriage. When he finally relented the dildo had to be smaller than his penis and he was anti-porn. She feels he was like this because he was a bit small and was insecure. She said his penis size never bothered her because she loved him as a person and was attentive. The divorce came about because he discovered she had a bigger dildo secreted away.

So he divorced her over a dildo. She said during divorce proceedings the stenographer was choking on her laughter and the judge was hiding a smile when she related the dildo story.

If guys would be more confident, attentive and creative regarding sex I think there would be a lot less divorce but I could be wrong.

Is it me, or does this post remind anyone else of Mike_Yates' writing style. Not the subject itself necessarily but the way its written as well as the simplistic pseudo question premise? At least that what sort of jumped out at me.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

Funny story.