Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Posted this somewhere else, but it definitely fits here too.

1. Don't PM a person as soon as they pop into Lit. unless you're good friends with them.

2. Don't ask them even the most innocent of questions (at least to you they might be, to me they are just annoying) so early in the morning.

3. Cryptic answers are usually a sign you're not wanted in the box.

4. IF you do PM me early in the morning, you need to make damn sure that I'm interested in you, that I'm in a good mood, and you have something more to bring to the conversation than what you did this morning.

Add : ask the person you PM if they have had any coffee yet. Allow the recipient time to drink some before replying. Then recipient may ask the sender if he/she has put the dog out first. Sender must assure Recipient no dirty paws shall hit the curse buttons on the keyboard while you correspond.

Added. lol

 

[HesterPrynne]

May I just say that as of late some of the unsolicited ones I have received have actually been polite, well thought out, and respectful.

It's been refreshing, actually.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

May I just say that as of late some of the unsolicited ones I have received have actually been polite, well thought out, and respectful.

It's been refreshing, actually.

I love those!! They are definitely worth mentioning here, but then I forget to because I end up having a really nice conversation with them and I forget about this thread. lol

 

[HesterPrynne]

I love those!! They are definitely worth mentioning here, but then I forget to because I end up having a really nice conversation with them and I forget about this thread. lol

I know, right??

But then the douchebaggery hits again and I remember ....

 

[koalabear]

I know, right??

But then the douchebaggery hits again and I remember ....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I know, right??

But then the douchebaggery hits again and I remember ....

Yes, sad isn't it. lol

Sometimes though I don't bother with some of the douchebaggery ones. I just roll my eyes, sigh, delete, and Iggy them. I did that twice this morning to the same guy. Him and then his alt. You'd think with an alt., folks would know that they shouldn't frequent the same places their other self frequents, and they shouldn't title the PM the same as the one sent minutes before.

 

[Aquagal]

Yes, sad isn't it. lol

Sometimes though I don't bother with some of the douchebaggery ones. I just roll my eyes, sigh, delete, and Iggy them. I did that twice this morning to the same guy. Him and then his alt. You'd think with an alt., folks would know that they shouldn't frequent the same places their other self frequents, and they shouldn't title the PM the same as the one sent minutes before.

Bwahahahaha!!!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Bwahahahaha!!!!!

I know! I thought... are you serious? lol

 

[mellowyellows]

Hey Red....All of mines are the best because I don't get very many....Just consider me grateful for the ones I do get. Keep em' coming by the way baby girl!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hey Red....All of mines are the best because I don't get very many....Just consider me grateful for the ones I do get. Keep em' coming by the way baby girl!

I think I only harbored 4 from that time I posted in your thread, 2 were ew, 1 was okay, and 1 was very very nice.

 

[trojank]

I think I only harbored 4 from that time I posted in your thread, 2 were ew, 1 was okay, and 1 was very very nice.

are you adverse to receiving PMs ??

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

are you adverse to receiving PMs ??

I don't mind getting PMs that have more substance than:

hey u want 2 fck me? i want 2 fck u
u r so hot
can i c your tits
r u reallie a rdhd
red alover
want 2 cam
want 2 wtch me cam
want 2 wtch me cum on cam
do u yahoo
m - 24 -ohio - luv 2 lic pussy

 

[trojank]

I don't mind getting PMs that have more substance than:

hey u want 2 fck me? i want 2 fck u
u r so hot
can i c your tits
r u reallie a rdhd
red alover
want 2 cam
want 2 wtch me cam
want 2 wtch me cum on cam
do u yahoo
m - 24 -ohio - luv 2 lic pussy

well that I can understand ..........

 

[LoveHerNow]

I don't mind getting PMs that have more substance than:

hey u want 2 fck me? i want 2 fck u
u r so hot
can i c your tits
r u reallie a rdhd
red alover
want 2 cam
want 2 wtch me cam
want 2 wtch me cum on cam
do u yahoo
m - 24 -ohio - luv 2 lic pussy

Wow!! Why did you copy and paste my PM??? LMAO!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

well that I can understand ..........

Thanks! It hurt my eyes and head to do that!

Wow!! Why did you copy and paste my PM??? LMAO!

*chuckles* I think that's a pretty good dumb ass PM and want to send it to someone just to see what happens, but with my luck it'll either pick someone up, or it'll be posted here!

 

[LoveHerNow]

Thanks! It hurt my eyes and head to do that!



*chuckles* I think that's a pretty good dumb ass PM and want to send it to someone just to see what happens, but with my luck it'll either pick someone up, or it'll be posted here!

lol - I don't think us guys get stupid ones like that very often. I feel bad for you attractive ladies...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lol - I don't think us guys get stupid ones like that very often. I feel bad for you attractive ladies...

You're fortunate and thank-you.

 

[HesterPrynne]

Dude ... you were grandfathered in.

Yes, sad isn't it. lol

Sometimes though I don't bother with some of the douchebaggery ones. I just roll my eyes, sigh, delete, and Iggy them. I did that twice this morning to the same guy. Him and then his alt. You'd think with an alt., folks would know that they shouldn't frequent the same places their other self frequents, and they shouldn't title the PM the same as the one sent minutes before.

Well yea ... but some folks really are just a special kind of stupid, aren't they?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dude ... you were grandfathered in.



Well yea ... but some folks really are just a special kind of stupid, aren't they?

Yes, they are. . . lol

 

[SirJeffAk]

Yes, they are. . . lol

I just attempted to up the best pm percentage.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I just attempted to up the best pm percentage.

And because it was so lovely, and quite personal I'll only post it if you don't mind.

 

[HesterPrynne]

Well .... I spoke too soon.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well .... I spoke too soon.

Oh please do share.

 

[HesterPrynne]

Oh please do share.

He promised me something big ... I told him unless it was a cashier's check for a million dollars it wasn't going to be big enough.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

He promised me something big ... I told him unless it was a cashier's check for a million dollars it wasn't going to be big enough.

*snickers* lol

Man oh man, he didn't counter offer with a cock pic?