Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[heartoftexasgrl]

No! No! No! No! - Cyber Monday does not mean you get to PM me.

I get a lot of Texas references, which is to be expected, I suppose.

"By the looks of that avatar, everything really is big in Texas." Nothing else- I have no idea what I'm supposed to say to that, or even whether it's a compliment or an insult.

"Is it true what they say about Texas girls?" Again, that's it. Ummmm, what do they say? Lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I get a lot of Texas references, which is to be expected, I suppose.

"By the looks of that avatar, everything really is big in Texas." Nothing else- I have no idea what I'm supposed to say to that, or even whether it's a compliment or an insult.

"Is it true what they say about Texas girls?" Again, that's it. Ummmm, what do they say? Lol

Yeah, I wouldn't know how to respond to either of them. Some folks are so creative.

 

[SmileyGirl]

I had the best ever PM line here yesterday from a lovely guy really funny sweet and original sooo makes up for the other rubbish that people send

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I had the best ever PM line here yesterday from a lovely guy really funny sweet and original sooo makes up for the other rubbish that people send

Well this is the thread for best and worst. Where is it!? lol Share lovely lady. We want to live vicariously through you.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Well this is the thread for best and worst. Where is it!? lol Share lovely lady. We want to live vicariously through you.

Being new here, I'm not quite sure how this works. Do I show you a picture of my no-no spot? Tell you I'm a god in bed? Show you that I can walk and chew gum at the same time? Tell you that I can walk, chew gum, am a god in bed, and show you my no-no spot? I'm so confused!


(I guess this was better than, "Hey, what's up?" )

That made me laugh and reply!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Being new here, I'm not quite sure how this works. Do I show you a picture of my no-no spot? Tell you I'm a god in bed? Show you that I can walk and chew gum at the same time? Tell you that I can walk, chew gum, am a god in bed, and show you my no-no spot? I'm so confused!


(I guess this was better than, "Hey, what's up?" )

That made me laugh and reply!

Oh yes, I would have replied too.


I had two yesterday and they were not crude, but they were because of my new thread and in my new thread, post number one says that I don't want PMs based on that thread. I didn't respond to either man - following directions - this one was pretty simple.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Oh yes, I would have replied too.


I had two yesterday and they were not crude, but they were because of my new thread and in my new thread, post number one says that I don't want PMs based on that thread. I didn't respond to either man - following directions - this one was pretty simple.

Following instructions? a guy? don't they throw them away and make ones to suit themselves hehe

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Following instructions? a guy? don't they throw them away and make ones to suit themselves hehe

I wasn't surprised to get the PMs, just sighed, and deleted them.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Wish I'd found this excellent thread years ago. I would have contributed almost daily example of "love letters from Alcatraz" (as I once called the emails). Love reading the posts here.

I have quite a few examples of inspiring emails, recorded in "Blue Lightning" on my author submissions. The wildest ones came in the mail at a site called Adult Friend Finder. Just too many to list!

1) "I want you to walk all over me in those heels." said one. (I was barefoot in my profile pics.)

2)"I want to ram your ass." Very common intro. I gave about 10 responses to that, including "Wouldn't you rather drive a Ford tough truck?"

3) "I hope you don't sleep with everyone who contacts you. I love to lick and I don't like licking highways!" I told him,"try the dirt roads, plenty of mule apples there to bite."

Oh lawd, the memories! Has anyone here received PMs from law enforcement?
I don't mean from pups posing as cops....I mean the true ones.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Wish I'd found this excellent thread years ago. I would have contributed almost daily example of "love letters from Alcatraz" (as I once called the emails). Love reading the posts here.

I have quite a few examples of inspiring emails, recorded in "Blue Lightning" on my author submissions. The wildest ones came in the mail at a site called Adult Friend Finder. Just too many to list!

1) "I want you to walk all over me in those heels." said one. (I was barefoot in my profile pics.)

2)"I want to ram your ass." Very common intro. I gave about 10 responses to that, including "Wouldn't you rather drive a Ford tough truck?"

3) "I hope you don't sleep with everyone who contacts you. I love to lick and I don't like licking highways!" I told him,"try the dirt roads, plenty of mule apples there to bite."

Oh lawd, the memories! Has anyone here received PMs from law enforcement?
I don't mean from pups posing as cops....I mean the true ones.

Hi there! Glad to see you. Those are new ones! I'm jealous. lol

I don't believe I have gotten any from real officers. Those I might be willing to tolerate. - MIGHT. lol

 

[SmileyGirl]

Wish I'd found this excellent thread years ago. I would have contributed almost daily example of "love letters from Alcatraz" (as I once called the emails). Love reading the posts here.

I have quite a few examples of inspiring emails, recorded in "Blue Lightning" on my author submissions. The wildest ones came in the mail at a site called Adult Friend Finder. Just too many to list!

1) "I want you to walk all over me in those heels." said one. (I was barefoot in my profile pics.)

2)"I want to ram your ass." Very common intro. I gave about 10 responses to that, including "Wouldn't you rather drive a Ford tough truck?"

3) "I hope you don't sleep with everyone who contacts you. I love to lick and I don't like licking highways!" I told him,"try the dirt roads, plenty of mule apples there to bite."

Oh lawd, the memories! Has anyone here received PMs from law enforcement?
I don't mean from pups posing as cops....I mean the true ones.

Hehe they're great Love the responces I think it's always good if you are going to respond to try and make it funny and sarky

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Hi there! Glad to see you. Those are new ones! I'm jealous. lol

I don't believe I have gotten any from real officers. Those I might be willing to tolerate. - MIGHT. lol

I had a fair amount of come ons from officers. When I stepped onto the site, I had a hope that any I found there would meet my standard as polite, strong protectors who had human needs similar to my own. I wanted a true "friend" as the site advertised. The correspondence was a huge eye opener. Most cops there were the roughest of the crowd. But I still love 'em.

 

[trojank]

I had the best ever PM line here yesterday from a lovely guy really funny sweet and original sooo makes up for the other rubbish that people send

I bet it didnt beat my corny one liners ..........ho ho ho Green giant lol think about it !!!!!!

 

[SmileyGirl]

I bet it didnt beat my corny one liners ..........ho ho ho Green giant lol think about it !!!!!!

Hehe you're corny one liners are epic hehe

 

[trojank]

Hehe you're corny one liners are epic hehe

youre a good liar F xxx

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I bet it didnt beat my corny one liners ..........ho ho ho Green giant lol think about it !!!!!!

I'm thinkin... helicopter.

Or should I be thinking pea shooter?

Or maybe I'll just go drink my cup of STFU and quit thinking a while. Have fun, all.

 

[trojank]

I'm thinkin... helicopter.

Or should I be thinking pea shooter?

Or maybe I'll just go drink my cup of STFU and quit thinking a while. Have fun, all.

No sweet ....its an english thing ...green giant sweet corn ...corny ...geddit .... they do get worse than that ....ask F xxxx

 

[Artina Heartflash]

No sweet ....its an english thing ...green giant sweet corn ...corny ...geddit .... they do get worse than that ....ask F xxxx

We get Green Giant sweet corn here in the US too... Don't mind me... I am drinking green tea. *There's poetry in every bag...*

 

[trojank]

We get Green Giant sweet corn here in the US too... Don't mind me... I am drinking green tea. *There's poetry in every bag...*

I told you they were corny lol

 

[BoredinMi]

Crap...I am not witty so I usually just say hello and try to ask a question or comment on something a woman has posted. No wonder I don't get a lot of return messages.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I had a fair amount of come ons from officers. When I stepped onto the site, I had a hope that any I found there would meet my standard as polite, strong protectors who had human needs similar to my own. I wanted a true "friend" as the site advertised. The correspondence was a huge eye opener. Most cops there were the roughest of the crowd. But I still love 'em.

I wouldn't mind a bit of rough talk from a cop, just don't introduce yourself that way. But a cop would be on my top 10 list of men in uniform (or out of uniform) I wouldn't run away from.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Crap...I am not witty so I usually just say hello and try to ask a question or comment on something a woman has posted. No wonder I don't get a lot of return messages.

I don't think asking a question about what someone posts is a bad thing, but if you're not posting with them prior to the question, and perhaps you stumbled across their post because of lurking - then they make take exception to just randomly being PMed.

 

[The_Fool]

Following instructions? a guy? don't they throw them away and make ones to suit themselves hehe

exactory....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Posted this somewhere else, but it definitely fits here too.

1. Don't PM a person as soon as they pop into Lit. unless you're good friends with them.

2. Don't ask them even the most innocent of questions (at least to you they might be, to me they are just annoying) so early in the morning.

3. Cryptic answers are usually a sign you're not wanted in the box.

4. IF you do PM me early in the morning, you need to make damn sure that I'm interested in you, that I'm in a good mood, and you have something more to bring to the conversation than what you did this morning.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Posted this somewhere else, but it definitely fits here too.

1. Don't PM a person as soon as they pop into Lit. unless you're good friends with them.

2. Don't ask them even the most innocent of questions (at least to you they might be, to me they are just annoying) so early in the morning.

3. Cryptic answers are usually a sign you're not wanted in the box.

4. IF you do PM me early in the morning, you need to make damn sure that I'm interested in you, that I'm in a good mood, and you have something more to bring to the conversation than what you did this morning.

Add : ask the person you PM if they have had any coffee yet. Allow the recipient time to drink some before replying. Then recipient may ask the sender if he/she has put the dog out first. Sender must assure Recipient no dirty paws shall hit the curse buttons on the keyboard while you correspond.