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Douchemoron said:
I don't see anything wrong with sending duplicate messages to different people.

This is my standard opening for the ladies:

"Hey, whore... I'm the Douche, nice to meet you, how about if you get on your knees and introduce yourself to my package?"

My success rate, thus far: Less than ideal.:(
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Nice, very nice. :rolleyes: And I've gotten a PM from you - it was nothing like that.
 
Douchemoron said:
I'm waiting until you reach the 100,000 post milestone to treat you to something so special.:)
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I'm so looking forward to it.

Really is seems that you are puttin your prior experiences with men and grouping us all together...

We arent all the same...in the same mannor that ladies are not all the same...

In that pm did I degrade you...did I call you names...no i told you about me and this is your reaction...

You asked if I had the balls to be here and yes I do...
I pm'd you twice in the space of a month and this was your reaction...you have been here since 2005...would not a quiet reply stating your thoughts and feeling been more appropriate...friendly you say...maybe 6 years ago...now perhaps you should change that to...well you seem to be an intelligent lacy...Im sure you can think of something...friendly however no...
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I'm not friendly because I found your PM rude and called you out on it and I don't agree or condone your method, so I'm not friendly? I need to change my personality to accommodate you? I'm not asking you to change yours. I'm just telling you what you did won't work with me, and most likely won't work with the masses of women you PM.

But for you since it does there is no reason to delete your profile. If your success rate is that good, keep it, keep using the same PM and keep making those long time friends, don't change a thing if it works for you, but don't sit there and say I'm not a nice person because I don't happen to appreciate that sort of PM and embrace it with open arms.
 
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Lazzyguy said:
The only advice I seek now is to delete my profile...if you could furnish me with that information I will thank you...

Its now 4:30 am in Ireland and bedtime calls me...

If you could answer my above reply I thankd you...and i shall also be deleting all of my previous posts...

Again 'Friendly'...I think not...

Lit for me was a place I could be who I wanted to be...and accepted fror it...thanks for destroying that...
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Personally she is quite a woman and very friendly at that!! One thing I have learned about a woman is Your first impression on a woman is everlasting so make it count and in a good way that is. And make sure you learn about them before you go and pm them. its all about having a good time. Not every woman wants to cyber. Respect them!!!! And she did answer you about how to delete you profile. Pay attention to her posts and it will tell you all about her!!!
 
Lazzyguy said:
The only advice I seek now is to delete my profile...if you could furnish me with that information I will thank you...

Its now 4:30 am in Ireland and bedtime calls me...

If you could answer my above reply I thankd you...and i shall also be deleting all of my previous posts...

Again 'Friendly'...I think not...

Lit for me was a place I could be who I wanted to be...and accepted fror it...thanks for destroying that...
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don't be so creepy............
 
Thanks guys. :kiss:

The thing is... I did respond simply the very first time. I said "Well, this is not the way" and was PMed again. He would have preferred a quiet statement about my feelings - wasn't that statement pretty quiet? Why should I have shared my feelings more in-depth?

He's right, I do group those type of PMs with those type of men, but am I not being grouped with those type of women that he's PMing.

I thought some - not a lot about this last night before going to bed - I sure wasn't going to lose sleep over it - but I don't think I was in the wrong, maybe I am harsh - but those type of PMs are crude, so why can't I be harsh when receiving them?

And I didn't destroy "Lit" for him - he just had his first public bad experience - and it was 50% his fault - sure I'll claim the other 50% because I was the one that called him out publicly - he answered the call though, so this is not all on my shoulders and I certainly am sorry I had to be the woman to make him put his big boy pants on. *sigh*
 
Honestly I think if he had just apologized for being rude, crude and offending you, I think he would have been a much better man. Or a man at all in that manner. Then he wouldn't have mad himself look like such an ass.
As for ruining his experience here,you did nothing but express how he offended you!! And I see nothing wrong with that.
Get over it buddy,you made your bed be man enough to lie in it, apologize and just move on. Life goes on weather you like it or not!!
 
The worst I got today was from a guy I have never spoken with or heard of.

"What are you into?"

That's all he wrote, no hello or anything.
 
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