What was YOUR most amusing feedback?

[Artina Heartflash]

Here's what I found in my story's feedback inbox:


Seeing from your story that you are pretty hip, maybe you can help me identify a certain underwear brand. I was seeing a married woman for a while. She had panties that I have never seen anywhere else. And, she was very proud about them being the most comfortable underwear.

Normally all panties have a stretchy band around the openings (belly & legs). Those stretchy bands, keep the panties snug to the skin and make the fabric curve out over the snatch. Her panties had no stretchy band around them. It was just snug fabric. Because the stretchy band wasn't there, the panties tended to be more inside her vagina and her vaginal lips would appear left and right of the fabric.

The first time that I undressed her (first date), I was really surprised to get to see her pussy already after taking her pants off. I was thinking to myself after seeing her pussy lips already, that we are going to go all the way for sure. And, we did.

I'd love to know what that brand is, so that I can use it in a story. And perhaps, even as a surprise gift for a new lover.

Do you happen to know?



Of course I have no way to reply; It's anonymous. Maybe there's a Victoria Secrets sales clerk in the audience who can help?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Heh, no idea in the world! On a side note, they sound.. stimulating. Comfortable? Not so much...

 

[bronzeage]

My favorite part:

...the panties tended to be more inside her vagina and her vaginal lips would appear left and right of the fabric.

Men write the strangest comments. The most amusing I received was short and to the point, "How much of the story is true?"

Another man asked if the female character would consider writing the story from her point of view. We traded a few emails and he was genuinely surprised to learn she was completely fictional.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

His enthusiasm set me to thinking: Is this one way a panty fetish is triggered? Will he associate that brand with his 'first date' sex for the rest of his life? wouldn't be a bad thing really, unless the stores suddenly quit carrying that brand. I get so frustrated every time my fav bras get discontinued.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

This one has always been my favorite.

this story was really fun to read. It also give me some ideas when I'm working out how to get my boyfriend involve. Believe as I was reading this story was dripping wet. I felt like to start make him work out instantly

DRIPPING PUSSY

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Men write the strangest comments. The most amusing I received was short and to the point, "How much of the story is true?"

Another man asked if the female character would consider writing the story from her point of view. We traded a few emails and he was genuinely surprised to learn she was completely fictional.

That reminds me of the first feedback I ever received, for the first story ever posted. It was from a troll : "NOPE. IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. NOT IN YOUR LIFE."

The story WAS a true experience of mine. It DID happen. I had thrown in some fictional conversation for laughs, and the ending was changed, along with the names. But the action and setting and characters were real.

I removed the story very shortly after.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

This one has always been my favorite.

this story was really fun to read. It also give me some ideas when I'm working out how to get my boyfriend involve. Believe as I was reading this story was dripping wet. I felt like to start make him work out instantly

DRIPPING PUSSY


Glad you could help them

 

[sr71plt]

The story WAS a true experience of mine. It DID happen. I had thrown in some fictional conversation for laughs, and the ending was changed, along with the names. But the action and setting and characters were real.

That happens to me frequently with my mainstream espionage novels and the readers at the publishing houses. The very parts they want to question as being too outlandish are the parts that truly happened and were the inspiration for the book. I keep a clipping file to back a lot of these up so that I can just send those to the publisher to show that "yes, it can happen in a novel, because it was reported by the media to have happened."

Of course I get the same responses from some here on the forum.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

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[sr71plt]

I'm getting an amusing form of feedback today. On the story of mine that posted today, I already, just this morning, have gotten three "story favorite" votes and two "story favorite" cancellation votes from the same poster. I'll be happy if the votes for story favorite from this poster just keep running ahead of the cancellations.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I'm getting an amusing form of feedback today. On the story of mine that posted today, I already, just this morning, have gotten three "story favorite" votes and two "story favorite" cancellation votes from the same poster. I'll be happy if the votes for story favorite from this poster just keep running ahead of the cancellations.

gad, I didn't even know there is such a thing as 'cancellation' votes. More headbells for the crazy jesters to ring.

 

[sr71plt]

gad, I didn't even know there is such a thing as 'cancellation' votes. More headbells for the crazy jesters to ring.

When you vote either a story or an author as "favorite," you can cancel this vote.

Some readers mark stories or authors as favorites to bookmark them for reading later. After they're done, they often cancel their "favorite" vote so the story/author will go off their list.

 

[Feotakahari]

I got into an argument on the TV Tropes forums about the literary value of pornographic stories, and I posted that the most artistic story I'd ever written contained graphic sex. The fellow arguing with me told me to prove it. I sent him the link over private messages, and he responded in the thread.

"I shall go Redacted in the shower."

Yes, he actually wrote "redacted." It's now one of the quotes at the top of my writing folder on my Troper page.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

I wrote a series of stories stretching over forty years into the future where the hero was the Emir of a fictitious state and ruled it as an absolute monarch.

One reader wanted to know if it was autobiographical!!!!

 

[lovecraft68]

I wrote a story about twins. I mention in the first paragraph that the sister received a car for her 18th birthday a month ago, you know to assure the site and reader they were 18.

Someone e-mailed me and mentioned that I never stated how old the brother was.

Yup, they're out there.

 

[BrianCaster]

There are many (due to my grotesque command over eng) but these two are best:



How old are you?
And why are you submitting this here? Perhaps you should be visiting your English teacher and asking for advice and critique. This isn't the place to perfect your language skills. Have you considered submitting in your native tongue? Well, don't do that either, because minors are not supposed to be allowed to submit. If you aren't still a teenager, you are giving a very good impression of one, even with your weak language usage.

I actually want that five minutes of my life back

I mean I really do!


(You may not find it amusing(insulting???) but I DO!!!

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm getting an amusing form of feedback today. On the story of mine that posted today, I already, just this morning, have gotten three "story favorite" votes and two "story favorite" cancellation votes from the same poster. I'll be happy if the votes for story favorite from this poster just keep running ahead of the cancellations.

I got that as well, twice yesterday, and once today. Glitch? People don't usually say "Whoa, this was a mistake" that quickly, at least not on a regular basis.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

There are many (due to my grotesque command over eng) but these two are best:



How old are you?
And why are you submitting this here? Perhaps you should be visiting your English teacher and asking for advice and critique. This isn't the place to perfect your language skills. Have you considered submitting in your native tongue? Well, don't do that either, because minors are not supposed to be allowed to submit. If you aren't still a teenager, you are giving a very good impression of one, even with your weak language usage.

I actually want that five minutes of my life back

I mean I really do!

OH good God knows how we ALL get caught in some kind of language barrier at one point or another. I must go write a blog about that matter...will try to post it when the server is less slow here.

 

[electric1]

My recent essay "9 Steps to Sexier Stories" received one comment boasting he (or she?) gave me a 2 because -- and this was the sole reason listed -- I wrongly assume all Literotica readers are female. How does he know I assume that? Presumably because of one line in which I referred to a hypothetical reader as "she."

English teachers used to claim the masculine embraces the feminine, but apparently some people still refuse to see that as a two-way street.

 

[wishfulthinking]

There are many (due to my grotesque command over eng) but these two are best:



How old are you?
And why are you submitting this here? Perhaps you should be visiting your English teacher and asking for advice and critique. This isn't the place to perfect your language skills. Have you considered submitting in your native tongue? Well, don't do that either, because minors are not supposed to be allowed to submit. If you aren't still a teenager, you are giving a very good impression of one, even with your weak language usage.

I actually want that five minutes of my life back

I mean I really do!


(You may not find it amusing(insulting???) but I DO!!!

That's gold. And you got them to five minutes!!!! A lot of sotry views are probably readers checking out our stories for 10 seconds, not liking it and then get out of there.

 

[wishfulthinking]

Here's what I found in my story's feedback inbox:


Seeing from your story that you are pretty hip, maybe you can help me identify a certain underwear brand. I was seeing a married woman for a while. She had panties that I have never seen anywhere else. And, she was very proud about them being the most comfortable underwear.

Normally all panties have a stretchy band around the openings (belly & legs). Those stretchy bands, keep the panties snug to the skin and make the fabric curve out over the snatch. Her panties had no stretchy band around them. It was just snug fabric. Because the stretchy band wasn't there, the panties tended to be more inside her vagina and her vaginal lips would appear left and right of the fabric.

The first time that I undressed her (first date), I was really surprised to get to see her pussy already after taking her pants off. I was thinking to myself after seeing her pussy lips already, that we are going to go all the way for sure. And, we did.

I'd love to know what that brand is, so that I can use it in a story. And perhaps, even as a surprise gift for a new lover.

Do you happen to know?



Of course I have no way to reply; It's anonymous. Maybe there's a Victoria Secrets sales clerk in the audience who can help?

Ra ha ha haha

(and do you think they mean microfiber undies?)

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Ra ha ha haha

(and do you think they mean microfiber undies?)

His GF could have been wearing grranimals undies that were too small for her, for all I know.

I must go find that poem about a Cowboy I knew who wore Sponge Bob shorts...

 

[jomar]

I got called a "goober gobbler" once. That was special.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

That's gold. And you got them to five minutes!!!! A lot of sotry views are probably readers checking out our stories for 10 seconds, not liking it and then get out of there.

I get that impression too: just too many readers are scanning for the dirty parts and just tossing away the rest.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I got called a "goober gobbler" once. That was special.

LOL. I want a turkey stiffed with goobers.

I mean STUFFED with goobers candy.

BLOOOPER.... lol...