Cruel2BKind
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fuck you all, just doing what he told me
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My Master...
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CutieMouse
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Your Master obviously didn't bother to tell you how poorly received posts like this tend to be around here... or maybe he has a thing for making you both (mostly him) look like idiots. 
If this is a personals ad, it belongs in BDSM Personals.
If you're going to hunt for some woman to be treated this way just because he told you to, have the decency to hire a professional escort. It's not very considerate or fair to someone to say "This guy I met online, that I haven't even met face to face yet? He has this hawt hawt fantasy that I'll totally do girl-on-girl porn with you. Are you in? 'Cause ya know, if I can get you to do the hawt hawt girl-on-girl porn for this guy I've never even met, he's going to totally let me fuck another guy. Total 3sum winning, right?!!"
If you couldn't read the sarcasm there, your guy gets an easy FMF threesome, you eventually *might* get a MFM threesome... the chick you drag into the train-wreck gets what? Paid. Because she totally deserves to get paid.
As for the poor schmuck ringing out your sale - if you were shopping at a store that sold both panties, lube and restraint kits, I seriously doubt the thoughts running through his head were as exciting as you assumed they were.
If this is a personals ad, it belongs in BDSM Personals.
If you're going to hunt for some woman to be treated this way just because he told you to, have the decency to hire a professional escort. It's not very considerate or fair to someone to say "This guy I met online, that I haven't even met face to face yet? He has this hawt hawt fantasy that I'll totally do girl-on-girl porn with you. Are you in? 'Cause ya know, if I can get you to do the hawt hawt girl-on-girl porn for this guy I've never even met, he's going to totally let me fuck another guy. Total 3sum winning, right?!!"
If you couldn't read the sarcasm there, your guy gets an easy FMF threesome, you eventually *might* get a MFM threesome... the chick you drag into the train-wreck gets what? Paid. Because she totally deserves to get paid.
As for the poor schmuck ringing out your sale - if you were shopping at a store that sold both panties, lube and restraint kits, I seriously doubt the thoughts running through his head were as exciting as you assumed they were.
Stella_Omega
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it's so strange to me that people think this is going to go over okay.
Some woman did this recently in my local group on fetlife; "I've made a new account for this request," she said.
"My Dom wants me to get film of myself being dommed by a woman. We're going to rub our tits together, and eat each other out and we'll film it all for his enjoyment, won't that be great? Oh, and you have to be no older than 30, and slim and fit, because he likes skinny women."
Just... yeah, wow. And good luck with it, kid.
Some woman did this recently in my local group on fetlife; "I've made a new account for this request," she said.
"My Dom wants me to get film of myself being dommed by a woman. We're going to rub our tits together, and eat each other out and we'll film it all for his enjoyment, won't that be great? Oh, and you have to be no older than 30, and slim and fit, because he likes skinny women."
Just... yeah, wow. And good luck with it, kid.
That's a brand new definition of "bisexual," sweetheart...
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satindesire
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Look hon, I've seen you post totally normally on the How To forum, and I've got to say this is a really weird thing for me to be walking in on when you seemed perfectly...I don't know...not silly, before today.
What you need to understand is the folks around here are smart as hell, experienced in serious real-time MEAT LIFE BDSM, some are literal pro's at it and will or have gotten paid for their work...and will not put up with someone acting in a way that is either irrational, stupid or goes against the forum etiquette. Because stuff like this makes us all look bad, and honestly we get enough bad press as it is.
And truthfully, you're really stepping in it right now with that nonsense in your OP.
You barely know this guy, yet you call him "Master", which leads me to think you both don't really have any idea what level of commitment and personal sacrifice being a slave can entail. You haven't even ever met him in meat life, which means you cannot know if you will click well on a physical way, but you already call him "Master". Now, instead of taking the relationship seriously and slowly, fully realizing the deep incredible level of personal sacrifice being a slave can be, and allowing the relationship to develop logically and safely, he's pimping you out on a forum site to find a partner when you two haven't ever even had sex before JUST BY YOURSELVES.
Now, edit out your OP, and go buy yourself some BDSM books, and educate yourself, because this situation you've gotten yourself into is potentially dangerous at worst, and a stereotypical "velcro collar" online M/s relationship at best.
What you need to understand is the folks around here are smart as hell, experienced in serious real-time MEAT LIFE BDSM, some are literal pro's at it and will or have gotten paid for their work...and will not put up with someone acting in a way that is either irrational, stupid or goes against the forum etiquette. Because stuff like this makes us all look bad, and honestly we get enough bad press as it is.
And truthfully, you're really stepping in it right now with that nonsense in your OP.
You barely know this guy, yet you call him "Master", which leads me to think you both don't really have any idea what level of commitment and personal sacrifice being a slave can entail. You haven't even ever met him in meat life, which means you cannot know if you will click well on a physical way, but you already call him "Master". Now, instead of taking the relationship seriously and slowly, fully realizing the deep incredible level of personal sacrifice being a slave can be, and allowing the relationship to develop logically and safely, he's pimping you out on a forum site to find a partner when you two haven't ever even had sex before JUST BY YOURSELVES.
Now, edit out your OP, and go buy yourself some BDSM books, and educate yourself, because this situation you've gotten yourself into is potentially dangerous at worst, and a stereotypical "velcro collar" online M/s relationship at best.
marieR19
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What really worries me about this type of thread is that now, especially with the altered OP, this person is probably going to go out and do something horribly and possibly dangerously stupid. Instead of actually listening to the good advice in this thread.
That worries me. She doesn't know this man, and is putting herself in a very vulnerable position by already acting like he's her "Master", and possibly putting both herself AND this random other-woman in a dangerous situation. *sigh* I really wish people would actually *listen* the the advice and caution that are given out here.
That worries me. She doesn't know this man, and is putting herself in a very vulnerable position by already acting like he's her "Master", and possibly putting both herself AND this random other-woman in a dangerous situation. *sigh* I really wish people would actually *listen* the the advice and caution that are given out here.
Stella_Omega
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I have to hope he wasn't expecting this kind of response either, right? Because either he was setting you up for a humiliation scene, or else he hasn't done his homework.
Let me recommend that you establish an emotional safeword with your master, as well as the physical ones. You guys hardly know each other yet, I'm assuming.
Lizzie_Borden
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This thread is worth it just for CutieMouse saying 'winning'
Mz_Cunningham
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I don't know anything of her previous posts, but if this is true, I am MORE than concerned. Please be careful your new "master" isn't seeing a neon sign on your forehead that says, "too stupid to know better."
Cruel2BKind
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can you guys just let this thread die? I'm not seeing him, I feel properly ashamed, I'm a stupid fucking kid who just wanted to have sex like every other stupid fucking kid.
There, are you all fucking satisfied?
There, are you all fucking satisfied?
bhndblueyes88
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LindsayRae
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neci
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there is no need to be ashamed of your wants, desires and fantasies. just be careful out there. besides, grown ass adults do stupid fucking shit as well, just because they want to get laid. live and learn. hopefully.
oh, and internet trolls will be internet trolls. there is no satisfying them.
feels like the GB over here.
Stella_Omega
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Please, understand-- we are more concerned for you than we are making fun of you. And being stupid on the internet once in a while isn't terminal. I have said equally stupid things in the very recent past, trust me.
And it usually has to do with getting all excited about going to have sex. Sex makes me stupid.
And it usually has to do with getting all excited about going to have sex.
Sex makes me stupid.
neci
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Please, understand-- we are more concerned for you than we are making fun of you. And being stupid on the internet once in a while isn't terminal. I have said equally stupid things in the very recent past, trust me.
And it usually has to do with getting all excited about going to have sex.
sex makes me stupid as well. i think it makes parts of the brain shut down. at least the really good sex does. wait. never mind. it shuts down over bad sex as well. and hormones. fuck it. sex is evil, and i need more.
KoPilot
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You'd honestly be doing yourself a disservice by just surrounding yourself with people who tell you what you want to hear. I'd listen very carefully to what the folks 'round these parts have to say, cause they're smart fuckin' people. The advice here, as I've found it, is leaps and bounds ahead in quality of just about everywhere else~
Lizzie_Borden
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Thirded. And it does make part of my brain shut down. I lose all processing functions. I hear something, I act, but then I have to think about standing up, or walking, and then I forget what I got up for before I even get to the bedroom door.
