The Sticky Lube Thread!

[kimuk]

Has something ever happened when you were in the thores of a play time session and it just KILLED the mood?

Did things deflate?

Did you burst out laughing?

Were you just disappointed?

I think it had to be the pussy pump for me. I'd read the reviews! Got all excited about the possibility of urber swollen sensative pussy lips. Was looking forwards to being aroused , stimulated and cumming like a stream train!

And it just didnt suck!

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo disappointed ! it just killed the mood ( but not for long)

Anyway he's made his own new improved version for next time......soo whoop whoop .......here I cuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

over to you guys and girls?

 

[Kurokami]

I will say this much: Nothing breaks the mood quite like a hungry dog barging into the room and demanding food. That'll snap you right out.

 

[HottieMama]

I will say this much: Nothing breaks the mood quite like a hungry dog barging into the room and demanding food. That'll snap you right out.

Screaming infant wanting to be fed... Just saying....

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

The phone ringing when she's nestled between my legs

 

[Kurokami]

Screaming infant wanting to be fed... Just saying....

So, what I'm hearing is that I should get in all the lovin' I can before December, when the screaming starts? Twice?

 

[kimuk]

Dogs and kids do spoil the chain of events!

And broken condoms!

which may results in kids!

 

[bhndblueyes88]

We'll be messing around via webcam and suddenly.....RABBIT!!!!

My rabbit has no fathoming of when it is okay to invade my personal space -.-

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

We'll be messing around via webcam and suddenly.....RABBIT!!!!

My rabbit has no fathoming of when it is okay to invade my personal space -.-

we've had out cat crawl inbetween us while having sex, it was so adorably funny that it din't actually kill the mood

 

[kimuk]

As in Rabbit........furry with big ears?

Or Rabitt .......pink , buzzy and vibrating?

 

[Kurokami]

As in Rabbit........furry with big ears?

Or Rabitt .......pink , buzzy and vibrating?

I'd assume the former, since invading personal space is sort of what the latter is for.

 

[kimuk]

I'd assume the former, since invading personal space is sort of what the latter is for.

I supose both could make for an alternative nite out lol lol lol

 

[GrimsPet]

In the past the mood killers I've encountered...

In grad school I SWORE my Parents had damned radar even though I was more than two hours from them. It never failed the phone would ring in the middle of some good nookie and it would be Mom. Any other damned time on a normal day they would wait till the middle of the day or right after dinner and I could time it, but not when I was getting it on - nope it could be 9AM and they would manage to call. It got to the point where I would turn off the ringer on my phone.

The other mood killer - having to hide what we are doing. That isn't a turn on for me. It kind of makes me go in the opposite direction.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

As in Rabbit........furry with big ears?

Or Rabitt .......pink , buzzy and vibrating?

The furry kind with medium years and big fluffy mutton chops.

 

[the captians wench]

My ex husband and I were in the middle of things and from the bathroom we heard the alarm go off playing a CD I had gotten him for Christmas from the Homestarrunner website.

When Homestar started singing, we both just burst out laughing and the mood was past gone.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

 

[Lilac_Sky]

Sticking with the animal theme (though this didn't quite kill the mood, though it put in a speed bump) ....

A few years ago I was on my hands and knees as my partner fucked me from behind, when my cat (who is rather protective of me) jumped onto *my* back to look at my partner. Neither of us were sure what he was doing (aggressive? not?) but after a moment he jumped off me and sat on the couch next to us to watch

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

Sticking with the animal theme (though this didn't quite kill the mood, though it put in a speed bump) ....

A few years ago I was on my hands and knees as my partner fucked me from behind, when my cat (who is rather protective of me) jumped onto *my* back to look at my partner. Neither of us were sure what he was doing (aggressive? not?) but after a moment he jumped off me and sat on the couch next to us to watch

Well considering who it was, I know I would have been protecting you

Good pussy

 

[Lilac_Sky]

Well, the biggest mood kill for me was when a former partner would lose his erection because I was too wet or too loud .... WTF?????? Needless to say, said partner has been kicked to the curb

 

[LilyPru]

A total amen! to the animal posts... nothing less sexy than rolling over in ecstasy to see your cat, three inches away, staring directly into your face. Disconcerting.

My biggest mood killer is my goddam ticklishness. I'm never entirely sure when it's going to strike, but once it starts (from an innocent light touch down my side or something) it's almost impossible for me to refocus! Granted, some partners have been 100% with this-- it is kind of hot, me writing around trying desperately to get away and out from under them. But for me? Good god. Pure torture, complete with the giggles. Luckily is it's a fairly rare occurrence.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Pure torture, complete with the giggles

There is just something about this phrase...It's just splendid.

 

[tenderlily]

Getting my fishnets tangled in the duvet buttons, attaching me to the bed...

An incredible case of the hiccups at a very inopportune time...

Getting my hair tangled up in a watch when someone was pulling my hair...not in the good way.

Kicking someone too hard with a heel involuntarily...

All of the above ended up in giggles. I'm kind of a klutzy mess in general, so it's not surprising really.

 

[Lilac_Sky]

Getting my fishnets tangled in the duvet buttons, attaching me to the bed...

An incredible case of the hiccups at a very inopportune time...

Getting my hair tangled up in a watch when someone was pulling my hair...not in the good way.

Kicking someone too hard with a heel involuntarily...

All of the above ended up in giggles. I'm kind of a klutzy mess in general, so it's not surprising really.

Oh lily, every one of these made me giggle ... and I very much understand about being a klutzy mess!

 

[midwestyankee]

Hotel service employee knocking on the door to deliver some bottles of water. He knocked and started to open the door while she was on her knees doing her worship thing and we were in plain view only about 10 feet from the door.

As I recall, the mood returned soon after.

 

[the captians wench]

Hotel service employee knocking on the door to deliver some bottles of water. He knocked and started to open the door while she was on her knees doing her worship thing and we were in plain view only about 10 feet from the door.

As I recall, the mood returned soon after.

Had something simular happen when I was across the pond.

Only he was fully clothed laying ontop of the bed, and I was topless straddled over him.

He just about threw me off of him and told me to get into the bathroom and he met the maid as she was opening the door to drop off extra towels. *giggles*

And things picked right back up for us too.

 

[LilyPru]

Had something simular happen when I was across the pond.

Only he was fully clothed laying ontop of the bed, and I was topless straddled over him.

He just about threw me off of him and told me to get into the bathroom and he met the maid as she was opening the door to drop off extra towels. *giggles*

And things picked right back up for us too.

You all need to use the chain lock!