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Following on from conversations elsewhere, this thread has been made for having a bit of a gossip, chatter, and meeting folks.

It don't have to be sexy stuff (though you can if the mood takes), hopefully this is a place for a bit of chilled fun.

Wanna just settle back and have a banter and a bit of a laugh? step inside, catch up with the latest posts and join in.
 
Following on from conversations elsewhere, this thread has been made for having a bit of a gossip, chatter, and meeting folks.

It don't have to be sexy stuff (though you can if the mood takes), hopefully this is a place for a bit of chilled fun.

Wanna just settle back and have a banter and a bit of a laugh? step inside, catch up with the latest posts and join in.

Woo!! You took your time!!

We need to tell her goatiness ;)
 
Woo!! You took your time!!

We need to tell her goatiness ;)

Never made a thread before. I was searchin on my profile page for it, then went into the darkroom, and found a little button there.

See, learnt summat today an all...

Suppose you want me to call the other two over? Right I'll get on to em.
 
Never made a thread before. I was searchin on my profile page for it, then went into the darkroom, and found a little button there.

See, learnt summat today an all...

Suppose you want me to call the other two over? Right I'll get on to em.

well you did say you liked to learn something new everyday! i think learnin about the billys ejaculating habits counted for two days worth of learnin tho!!!:D:D
 
Right just bothered T'thrasher and Her Goatyness with a PM each. They're both off at the minute though.

Ere, ave you ever been on Chick's profile page? most delicious pic of her top set. I was most impressed.

Ahem, not that there's wrong with yours at all! In fact I really should take time to have a thorough trawl through your frankly massive thread and indulge meself a bit. ;)
 
well you did say you liked to learn something new everyday! i think learnin about the billys ejaculating habits counted for two days worth of learnin tho!!!:D:D

Oh aye, indeed. I didn't learn anything new the next day, but then it was indeed one of those nuggets of info that will stay with ya. You can count those moments on, well, hopefully more than one hand.

it's one of my favourites, that pearl of wisdom. Up there with the best I know.
 
Never made a thread before. I was searchin on my profile page for it, then went into the darkroom, and found a little button there.

See, learnt summat today an all...

Suppose you want me to call the other two over? Right I'll get on to em.

Lmao.....love it!!! :D

Do you feel "special" now ;)
 
well you did say you liked to learn something new everyday! i think learnin about the billys ejaculating habits counted for two days worth of learnin tho!!!:D:D

Do you know anything about rabbits? :D
 
Right just bothered T'thrasher and Her Goatyness with a PM each. They're both off at the minute though.

Ere, ave you ever been on Chick's profile page? most delicious pic of her top set. I was most impressed.

Ahem, not that there's wrong with yours at all! In fact I really should take time to have a thorough trawl through your frankly massive thread and indulge meself a bit. ;)

lol, you just let your imagination run loose when you saw what was between um!

hi me and 5080.....first off, i am gonna have to rename you 5080, i am NOT GOOD at typin numbers....so i am gonna call you clive....sounds english enough.....fixin to storm here again, just southwest of me and movin in, should cool off when it gets here, yahooooooo. i will try to lay down again then. just not sleepin good with the heat.
 
Do you know anything about rabbits? :D

Er, they breed like the clappers? They eat their own shit?

Is it natrual history night tonight then?

...Know anything about vervet monkeys?
 
Right just bothered T'thrasher and Her Goatyness with a PM each. They're both off at the minute though.

Ere, ave you ever been on Chick's profile page? most delicious pic of her top set. I was most impressed.

Ahem, not that there's wrong with yours at all! In fact I really should take time to have a thorough trawl through your frankly massive thread and indulge meself a bit. ;)

Would you like a shovel?? :D

And, her profile pic is most impressive!!
 
lol, you just let your imagination run loose when you saw what was between um!

hi me and 5080.....first off, i am gonna have to rename you 5080, i am NOT GOOD at typin numbers....so i am gonna call you clive....sounds english enough.....fixin to storm here again, just southwest of me and movin in, should cool off when it gets here, yahooooooo. i will try to lay down again then. just not sleepin good with the heat.

See I did that to avoid picking summat I'd remember, which would invariably be summat that would be far too revealing of my true identity!

Clive?? English? Not common in USA? Clive sounds a bit posh and wet in a Hugh Grant kinda way. Ah, but then Clive Owen you see... not too shabby.
 
Do you know anything about rabbits? :D

the closest thing i know bout bunnies is my favorite sayin "we did it like bunnies for a weekend one night"....well that and the fact that i rescued a pair of bunnies one time, john paul and black eyed peas, i was assured BOTH were boys....the little girl begged me to take them cause her mama and dad were gonna kill them and eat them...so i did (i am a sucker like that)....lo and behold, in the blink of an eye, black eyed peas had 7 babies! guess who WASN'T a boy????:eek:....beautiful little buggers, so i raised them, found homes for them and found myself thinkin "well better separate those two or i will end up with more"...guess what??? i went out to separate them one day and black eyed peas had 9 brand new babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the hell is the gestation time on bunnies?????? 20 minutes????????????????????:eek:....found a home for all of them and that was my one and only bunny experience....i sure enjoyed them but saw my future filled with hundreds of bunnies if left here with me.:D
 
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Er, they breed like the clappers? They eat their own shit?

Is it natrual history night tonight then?

...Know anything about vervet monkeys?

ahhhhh monkeys.......they don't eat their own crap but they will hurl it at ya so DUCK!:D
 
Would you like a shovel?? :D

And, her profile pic is most impressive!!

Listen, I'll get round to it, gimme time- it's kinda daunting- in a good way, like being at your 5th birthday party looking at the biggest trifle youve ever ever seen. ;)

Impressive indeed. but see, while I do prefer the more fuller bosom, the finer details still matter, and they're all there Chick- "It's a"yes" from me and you're thru to the next round" as Mr Cowell would say.
 
See I did that to avoid picking summat I'd remember, which would invariably be summat that would be far too revealing of my true identity!

Clive?? English? Not common in USA? Clive sounds a bit posh and wet in a Hugh Grant kinda way. Ah, but then Clive Owen you see... not too shabby.

clive....see that just flew off my keyboard as opposed to tryin to find, hunt and peck numbers......much gooder.
 
oh honey, THAT was no threat! that was something you can look forward to cause its gonna happen somehow!:D:devil:

I'm gonna build me a hot air balloon and pray the wind carries me in the right direction.......I should be at your place by........um the end of the month!!!! :D

:heart::heart:
 
the closest thing i know bout bunnies is my favorite sayin "we did it like bunnies for a weekend one night"....well that and the fact that i rescued a pair of bunnies one time, john paul and black eyed peas, i was assured BOTH were boys....the little girl begged me to take them cause her mama and dad were gonna kill them and eat them...so i did (i am a sucker like that)....lo and behold, in the blink of an eye, black eyed peas had 7 babies! guess who WASN'T a boy????:eek:....beautiful little buggers, so i raised them, found homes for them and found myself thinkin "well better separate those two or i will end up with more"...guess what??? i went out to separate them one day and black eyed peas had 9 brand new babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the hell is the gestation time on bunnies?????? 20 minutes????????????????????:eek:....found a home for all of them and that was my one and only bunny experience....i sure enjoyed them but saw my future filled with hundreds of bunnies if left here with me.:D

I gather it's similar to mice and rats- female rabbits can have a litter on the go and another load of inseminated eggs queing for wombspace. Seperate em before she drops and amazingly she's preggers again without access to the buck rabbit.
 
Oh and great thread by the way....I love talking nonsense :D
 
They taste nice :devil:

Oooh watch what you say to these ladies, Jock.

I got a stern look for not liking goat's cheese, and poor Thrasher had the temerity to slag off Axl Rose. He was on the outside naughty step for that one.
 
I'm gonna build me a hot air balloon and pray the wind carries me in the right direction.......I should be at your place by........um the end of the month!!!! :D

:heart::heart:

perfect angel......try for the end of september tho, cooler by then and we won't die from heat strokes!:D


no need to pack clothes tho prince, that will just be ballast!:devil:
 
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